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Shifting Gears with Tim Allen and Kat Dennings premieres January 8!

I can't wait to miss it, and not watch it!

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by Anonymousreply 52January 7, 2025 5:45 PM

Here's hoping it dies a quick death.

by Anonymousreply 1December 30, 2024 10:07 PM

He is a very funny sitcom guy and 2 Broke Girls used to be shit. I know he is probably a MAGA but I like Tim Allen.

by Anonymousreply 2December 30, 2024 10:07 PM

Tim Allen is not good looking, charismatic or likable. One wonders how he ever achieved any success.

by Anonymousreply 3December 30, 2024 10:18 PM

R3 He isn’t good looking but he is funny and good at tv comedy.

by Anonymousreply 4December 30, 2024 10:52 PM

At least he'll have to listen to her voice for hours every workday.

by Anonymousreply 5December 30, 2024 10:54 PM

I might have done Tim back in the day before he became a MAGA scold. He certainly isn't scorchingly hot, but if he had the right attitude and confidence he'd be the kind of guy I'd blow in a Home Depot parking lot.

by Anonymousreply 6December 31, 2024 1:55 AM

I loved her in the ‘’broke girls ‘’ but never liked Allen. This will be like when your fun friend hooks up with an asshole boyfriend and you have to suck it up. Ditto-Hope it dies young.

by Anonymousreply 7December 31, 2024 2:37 AM

OP — infinitives are important:

Your cat needs “to be” washed.

by Anonymousreply 8December 31, 2024 2:43 AM

R8 Not in my neck of the woods.

The car needs warshed!

by Anonymousreply 9December 31, 2024 4:42 AM

Great way to describe Tim Allen, r6. I would blow 1994 Tim Allen in a parking lot if I were extremely horny.

by Anonymousreply 10December 31, 2024 5:39 AM

It will last 7 seasons. One of those shows that you wonder who is watching this shit?!

by Anonymousreply 11December 31, 2024 6:08 AM

Not interested. 2 Broke Girls was basically "let's recycle "jokes" about minorities for seven years".

Allen should thank his lucky stars. He's had two successful tv shows, and has been part of two successful franchises (Toy Story & Santa Clause).

by Anonymousreply 12December 31, 2024 6:11 AM

Please don't tell me they're a married couple. Kat ain't that young but Hollywood he's a geezer. Even worse if she's the sassy daughter who's moved back in with dad and they clash... hilariously! Gag.

by Anonymousreply 13December 31, 2024 6:19 AM

R13 here - should have said: Kat ain't that young but he's a geezer compared to her.

by Anonymousreply 14December 31, 2024 6:26 AM

R11 😆

by Anonymousreply 15December 31, 2024 3:19 PM

She needs a low carb diet. She had a great body before now she is almost fat.

by Anonymousreply 16December 31, 2024 3:21 PM

R13 Get ready for the "even worse."

She's the sassy daughter who's moved back in with dad and they clash.

by Anonymousreply 17December 31, 2024 3:23 PM

[quote] I know he is probably a MAGA

Probably??!!

by Anonymousreply 18December 31, 2024 6:13 PM

Tim Allen was great at standup, I saw him at a local comedy club before he hit the big time. That said, all of his shows were total shit, especially compared to his live act.

by Anonymousreply 19December 31, 2024 6:18 PM

He's a fucking cokehead and has a deeply unpleasant personality like most comedians when they’re off the clock. I think it was Pam Anderson who wrote that Tim groped her on the set of Home Improvement. True or not, he's always been an asshole and he peaked in the 90s. I don't think too many people are clamoring to see this, and it won't improve his career. Good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 20December 31, 2024 6:55 PM

The fans of Allen’s stand-up, TV shows and his movies ………PUT DUMP BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

by Anonymousreply 21December 31, 2024 7:14 PM

Too bad nobody can post the see-through pants pic again.

by Anonymousreply 22December 31, 2024 7:57 PM

I agree above - this is one of those bland shows that goes on for years. I was shocked to read that his sitcom Last Man Standing lasted for NINE YEARS. I vaguely knew it existed but damn.

His real name is Timothy Alan Dick. Can you imagine growing up with that last name?

by Anonymousreply 23December 31, 2024 8:07 PM

But Sean William Scott

by Anonymousreply 24December 31, 2024 8:19 PM

Is Kat just going to be playing her sarcastic Two Broke Girls character?

by Anonymousreply 25December 31, 2024 8:21 PM

OMG, that looks amazing!

by Anonymousreply 26December 31, 2024 8:22 PM

R25 Can Kat play anything else?

by Anonymousreply 27December 31, 2024 8:30 PM

The trailer is actually kinda family.

by Anonymousreply 28December 31, 2024 8:39 PM

R28 The trailer is actually very lame.

It's neither family nor funny.

by Anonymousreply 29December 31, 2024 8:40 PM

Does he still do that thing where he makes weird snorting noises and it's supposed to be funny?

by Anonymousreply 30December 31, 2024 9:08 PM

Maybe this pic will satisfy your twisted Tim Allen list, r22.

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by Anonymousreply 31December 31, 2024 9:48 PM

*lust

by Anonymousreply 32December 31, 2024 9:48 PM

This shows sounds promising. They’re both very funny.

by Anonymousreply 33December 31, 2024 9:52 PM

I’ll take ‘Actresses who play the same annoying, unfunny character in every role’ for $200 please.

by Anonymousreply 34December 31, 2024 9:57 PM

I like Kat but hate Tim, so I’m a bit conflicted. I’m gonna need something to fill the Connors void.

by Anonymousreply 35December 31, 2024 9:59 PM

No R1, he’s far too old there. It was probably a fake pic anyway.

by Anonymousreply 36December 31, 2024 11:59 PM

R36 Huh?

by Anonymousreply 37January 1, 2025 12:17 PM

Surprise surprise.....Tim Allen uses the show to complain about liberals!

TVLine says C+

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by Anonymousreply 38January 6, 2025 7:39 PM

High on my list of shows NOT to watch.

Like OP, can't wait to miss it.

by Anonymousreply 39January 6, 2025 7:54 PM

[quote] I think it was Pam Anderson who wrote that Tim groped her on the set of Home Improvement

No, it was Jonathon Taylor Thomas

by Anonymousreply 40January 6, 2025 8:32 PM

Because he has a huge cock

by Anonymousreply 41January 6, 2025 10:21 PM

Allen embolden by Trump win-show will now play to audience of one.

by Anonymousreply 42January 7, 2025 2:54 PM

R41 Tim Allen has small nubbin energy.

by Anonymousreply 43January 7, 2025 2:56 PM

Taylor-Thomas hasn’t been cute in years…

by Anonymousreply 44January 7, 2025 2:56 PM

Maybe he don’t care.

by Anonymousreply 45January 7, 2025 2:57 PM

R31 that is a painful pic to look at but he appears to have a big dick or something?

by Anonymousreply 46January 7, 2025 2:59 PM

R46 I see nothing that indicates he's hung.

by Anonymousreply 47January 7, 2025 3:00 PM

I prefer tv stars who haven't been in prison.

by Anonymousreply 48January 7, 2025 3:10 PM

How does Kat Dennings have a career?

She looks like she's on an eternal hangover, her voice is annoying, and she has all the range of a 30-year-old StarTac cellular phone.

How does she remain employed?

by Anonymousreply 49January 7, 2025 3:14 PM

She has huge tits, R49.

by Anonymousreply 50January 7, 2025 4:39 PM

She was on Kelly and Mark this morning, and they showed a clip from her first role, which was on Sex and the City.

She was actually a cute girl back then. What the hell happened?

by Anonymousreply 51January 7, 2025 5:44 PM

David Schwimmer was also on Kelly and Mark today, and they showed a clip of "Friends" where Mark played a cop who pulls over Ross and Rachel.

Mark was actually hot back then. What the hell happened?

by Anonymousreply 52January 7, 2025 5:45 PM
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