Do you ever wonder about Johnny Depp's sex life?

God no. He looks like a corpse.

bruh

I've always assumed he was a pervert, OP.

I always felt that he was a princess tiny meat

[quote] Do you ever wonder about Johnny Depp's sex life?

No, OP. I don’t.

The question is: why is your life so empty that you do?

No need to wonder.

This should have been a poll!

He's a very good actor. I loved him as Gilbert Grape. He is oddly attractive, too.

r8, have you seen him lately?

Yes, R9 I have. His lifestyle has caught up to him, but I still like him. He's odd I know, but he's done the things he's wanted to.

I stopped "wondering about" him sexually, when he stopped brushing his teeth.

Even at the apex of my interest in him it was obvious that he only went after models and starlets and that let me all the way out.

He started hooking up with Winona Ryder while he was still with Jennifer Grey. I doubt either one of them would hang around if he didn’t fuck them properly.

Stinky sex

If he smells as bad as he looks, the stench must be over powering. Credit that to his Kentucky trailer park trash origins.

Didn't he start dating Winona when she was 17?

I’m thinking he might have tried it once.

no,,,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,

Drugs. So many drugs. Probably a lot of Viagra to get hard.

Nope. He was very easy on the eyes when he was younger I've never even thought about his dick.

The smell....

Isn't Winona really a lesbian?

[Quote] He started hooking up with Winona Ryder while he was still with Jennifer Grey. I doubt either one of them would hang around if he didn’t fuck them properly.

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I can see him having a small number of very specificabstract fetishes that he requires his partners fully commit to, and that he is charismatic and sexy enough to make them want to get his strange just right for him. If/when they do, I imagine he can be a VERY intense lover.

Jeff Goldblum gives me the same vibe.

I have wondered OP because he comes off as sexless. Creepily sexless too. Like he has no testosterone, no libido, is incapable of getting hard, just a limp, skanky, zero. And YES, as someone else mentioned, I bet he smells really bad.

Even at his peak he's never given off sexual heat, kind of like Glen Powell or Keanu Reeves. They just can't muster erotic intensity.

Court docs show he has a weird obsession with shit, so I bet he has a scat fetish.

Whatever went on with Amber Turd.

He lost his virginity at 13, got married at 19, and has been an addict since his teens. He's been engaged a bunch of times. I'm shocked that he didn't have his first child (that we know of) until his late 30s.

Like Jim Morrison of the Doors who was famously too fucked up to be a good sex partner I suspect the same of Depp.

Thirty-five years ago, maybe. Not today. It would be like having sex with a worn out leather bag.

No sex appeal? Never given off any sexual heat? Where were you people back in the late Eighties / early Nineties, when he was tearing up hotel rooms and getting inadvisable tattoos? Because every straight woman I knew wanted him. He was THE male sex symbol of Gen X.

R17 = sicko

No, I never have until I saw this thread. Thx a lot you chuckle-fuck!

Seems like he's more into alcohol and drugs than sex. When he and Amber were in court, all those photos of him passed out got published. No way he is having great sex while doing all that drinking and drugging.

[Quote] The question is: why is your life so empty that you do?

Are you lost, dearheart?

[Quote] No sex appeal? Never given off any sexual heat? Where were you people back in the late Eighties / early Nineties, when he was tearing up hotel rooms and getting inadvisable tattoos? Because every straight woman I knew wanted him. He was THE male sex symbol of Gen X.

R32 Like those straight women who lusted after Ted Bundy, the Menendez Brothers, the Preppy Killer . . . They love bad boys and think that they understand them and can tame them.

r37 I think it's a different situation with Depp. Yeah, he was badly behaved, but he wasn't a serial killer and actually made movies so women actually had something to be a fan of.

The women who like serial killers can not be justified. Like, why are they fans of Ted Bundy, the man who is only known for slaughtering women.

R38 Basically the same thing just to a different degree. Some women are attracted to dangerous men. Not unlike women who stay with abusive men and from what I remember Depp was accused of being abusive towards women. And as R35 indicated Depp was too wasted to have been much of a sex machine.

r35 Eh, lots of people in their fifties fall asleep like that. My aunt and uncle do, and they're not on drugs.

Documents in the Depp v. Heard trial stated he has erectile dysfunction.

Did he ever have a gay side? Playing monopoly with Nicolas Cage, pre fame.

r41 more like whisky dick

All it takes not to smell bad is to take a shower and wear clean clothes, both of which I'm sure he does, no matter how he "looks" to some of you. And he was once a very sexy TV star and young movie star, he sure didn't appear to anyone to be sexless.

I can't imagine viagra would help after so many years of boozing. He's half in the bag most of the time so it's a priority over sex.

Drinking to excess and passing out is a great cover and excuse for impotence R35. I've known many men that drink too much and then use it as an excuse for not being able to get it up. You heavy drinkers reading this - - you know it's the truth - We are onto your little game.

At least he didn’t fuck a gerbil……

r44 Not always true. Sometimes a person smells bad no matter because of what's coming out their pores. Could be from medicine, ulcers, drugs, foods like garlic. Doesn't mean they're dirty, just sweating out whatever's inside.

Even at any of his best points, he was never good looking or in any way attractive to me. Cheekbones and youth do not equal good looking to everyone. Likewise, I think he's a terrible actor. Very hammy, he mistakes visible effort and quirks with good acting (like diCaprio who always acts so very visibly hard at acting that you can smell the effort.)

R48 Okay, you're right, but you can't tell a person smells because you've seen them on YouTube.

You can if he has dried vomit in his hair and on side of his cheek and chin, R48.

Gorgeous as a young man.

Those days are long over. He seems like a pass around bottom who takes his previous abuse out on women