Is it wrong to fuck your third cousin?

That’s nifty.

1st and 2nd No,,,,third is a toss up

1st time is exploration, 2nd time is happenstance, 3rd time is a fetish

Nah B. Your third cousins are your 2nd cousins children. I grew up to close to mine to even consider it. That’s too close to home. Some 2nd cousins you grow up with, be damn near like aunts and uncles. Would you fuck you your parents siblings chirren’(1st cousins) No, that’s foul.

Your math ain’t mathin. If dads are first cousins you are second not third.

Third is fine. I am American but according to Ancestry.com nearly everyone in Finland is my second cousin. It's also legal in most jurisdictions in the U.S. to marry your second and third+ cousin.

How do you think the little New England colonies populated themselves with more and more white people back in the 1600s?

I have such a branch of ancestors and, on the family tree, at least three instances of 2nd or 3rd cousins who married and spawned.

Neither of you can get pregnant (I assume). Therefore go at it like rabbits!

Wait 2nd cousins are your parents first cousins right. And 3rd cousins their chirren?

R9 Your parent's first cousin is your first cousin once removed.

You’re going to knock him up and you’ll be the proud parents of mentally retarded shit babies with 2 heads, OP

Will you reveal the raunchy details to Memaw and Aunt Linda Sue at the family reunion next summer?

First cousins - same generation with grandparents in common

Second cousins - same generation with great grandparents in common

Third cousins - same generation with great-great grandparents in common

If you aren’t the same generation the x removed is the generational remove (my first cousin’s kids are first cousins once removed, their children are my first cousins twice removed

If 2nd cousins can marry fucking a 3rd cousin is no big deal.

Go for it! I once fucked my dad’s first cousin at a bathhouse in the 80s. Thanks EL; that would make us first cousins once removed.

Fuck that ass.

Do it. Just make sure to say "nobody can find out about this" first. That makes it hotter.

R10 Oooooo. I always heard that phrase but never quite knew what it meant. Wow I feel like such a moron.

NOPE. I just cannot imagine nor justify fucking a cousin, even if they’re a third cousin.

Damn, OP. There are millions of men out there that you’re not related to. WTF???

OP you good.

Most of rural America is fucking their cousins.

My third cousins are strangers to me.

[quote]Is it wrong to fuck your third cousin?

Only if you have a small dick, very little money or no access to good drugs.

I mean, technically, if there’s no chance of pregnancy, who cares? Aren’t you allowed to marry third cousins any way? It’s not the norm, but… I dunno. How’s your family gonna take it if they find out?

Anyone remember that guy who used to post here who was fucking his cousin? Wonder what happened to him or if he's still here...

[quote] Most of rural America is fucking their cousins.

So it's a yes to the OP then.

R25 It’s probably the OP 😆.

You only see each other once a year at best and yet you know that he’s in an open relationship, OP?

After you hook up, you can have a steaming pot of Possum Tail Soup, then go out in the woods and play Mr. Sexy Bigfoot.

Bigfeet!

R24 In the U.S. you're allowed to marry your first cousin in something like 18 states. And it's not just some 'rural' thing. People might be surprised to learn that both New York and California allow it. There are few other states that allow first cousin marriage if the couple is too old to have children or have attended genetic counseling. And no state disallows second cousin marriage. Third cousins isn't even a consideration.

And as far as not being the norm, if people do any kind of genealogy research, they're more than likely to find that they have ancestors who were first (or other) cousins who got married. It was one way for families not only to marry off children, but another way for them to keep wealth and property within the family. ftr - There's also no Biblical admonition against cousin marriage in the Bible, and one of the more famous love stories within that book is Jacob and his two cousins, Leah and Rachel.

Get out a Ouija board and ask Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip.

[quote]Fuck that ass.

Well put, Emily Dickinson.

R19 Mary!

Thanks, R13. I always get that mixed up. You are either a teacher or a scientist?

[[quote] There's also no Biblical admonition against cousin marriage in the Bible

Good to know.

I don’t care if you’re my first cousin once removed or my 2nd cousin twice removed - DONT BE TOUCHIN MY JUNK!

It's not incest-incest

So to summarize:

1. If he's the son of your dad's first cousin, he's your second cousin. (Your dad's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed.)

2. You can legally marry him in any state in the U.S. (For now anyway.)

3. It doesn't matter if you fuck him, I doubt he has eggs that can be fertilized, and am more doubtful that he has a uterus in which a fertilized egg can implant, so no worries of having genetically off offspring.

4. Many people have ancestors who were cousins. It was very common in Europe and in other places to marry cousins...even first cousins.

5. If he's hot and you're attracted to him, impale him!

That is all.

Go for it. He sounds into it and do you.

This was a theme in some classic pron videos.

A one off will never hurt, it's when you get to the Paki levels as in the UK, most of the budget for children goes for retarded inbreds, soon to be pushing gays off buildings. You never see them, they hide them and are ashamed, just like the Amish.

Are you trying to protect a bloodline, OP?

Inbreeding is very popular in West Virginia.

Go for it! I imagine fucking someone you've known for so long would be a uniquely once-in-a-lifetime intimate experience.

Plus, maybe you'll end up falling in love and getting married and freaking out your entire family, which would be hilarious.

OP will end up with retarded ass babies.

Not only that, R46, they’ll have two heads! (See R11)

Erm, it’s not like you can have babies.

Indie flick from Brazil....

Is anyone listening about the fictive basis of the thread, noted several times?

As someone who has discussed marriage with a German third cousin in the UK (who is not a DLer), I know that if one's father is a best friend to a first cousin, the relationship of their children among others in the family is well established at birth.

It takes nothing to figure a relationship. Even we Americans can do it, even if Kentucky or Tennessee is involved.

Millions of gay men and your cousin is the only one who wants to fuck you?

I can’t think of anything more pathetic.

Move to Appalachia, OP. I think you’ll find purpose there.

Third?? That's strangers!

[quote]I live close to my third cousin, who is gay and in an open relationship. I was cruising Grindr this morning and …

Did your cousin or [italic]his partner [/italic]tell you it’s an “open relationship“?

You need to clarify this with the partner.

Fuck third cousin?

Does bear shit in woods?

God will smite thee

[quote]Is it wrong to fuck your third cousin?

Yes.

It's not like he's your brother or uncle.

I don't even know any of my third cousins, so it's possible I've already fucked one .. or two.

Everyone fucks your third cousin. Hell, I'm fucking the gal right now!

OP, if it was good enough for Her Majesty QE2, then it’s good enough for you.

R59 does not equal R32.

Restrain yourself, OP. That's one slippery slope you're contemplating.

You can’t get him pregnant, and you’re not going to marry him, so what’s the big deal. Fuck him!

I don't know if it's wrong, OP, but it would be weird. Decades and centuries ago people did keep it in the family, though.

Why aren’t more people concerned that OP’s going after someone who’s [italic]in a relationship ? ?

Only if you don’t then marry them, OP.

You use words like "paki" and then you have the balls to call other people "retarded inbreds", r42? You dirty, uncultured pig.

When cousins fuck does one ever say——daddy daddy fuck your little boy? If so does that get confusing?

Don’t do it. Your children will have Hapsburg jaw.

Well, I wouldn't say it's optimal.

I would have loved to move in with my second cousin in Toronto, but I’m not incestuous.

R64 Because the cousin is in an open relationship

OP, I'll fuck your third cousin and give you a full report.

The cousin says he's in an open relationship, that's a lie of course, only one in the relationship is in an open relationship, you all lie and you can't believe your partner, I know this because I have fucked many in open relationships.

I'm clutching my pearls so hard they've exploded into dust...where's my smelling salts?

Are you going to make babies? No? Then who cares. Also even the church would allow you to marry. Third degree cousin is nothing. Even Queen Elisabeth II was allwed to marry Philip.

R75 is not R32 or R59.

If you have to ask, OP, you already know whether you should or shouldn't.

[quote]I don't even know any of my third cousins

I don't either. People move around a lot more than they used to, we're not as in touch with our extended families.

Personally don't think so as long as you're confident there won't be any drama. The whole taboo of incest is because of inbreeding which isn't even possible for gays so..

R79 explains how if there is no drama incest in fine. Especially if there is no chance of pregnancy.

Doubtful this will be part of the dem plank for 2028 but many in WV approve..

Only if you let him live afterward.

R80 Well, that's what I mean. If it can be casual and kept on the downlow, no-one talks about it, then objectively I don't see the issue. But some people may judge if you have close ties with that side of the family which OP suggests he does: "We know each other pretty well. I know his dad very well, he is my dad’s best friend and first cousin".

I still suspect this thread is still some kind of fetish troll thread and isn't true though.

I don’t care about your frikkin cousin!!

“some people may judge”

Daddy said it was ok and casual since I was on the pill and could not get pregnant .

[quote]Your third cousins are your 2nd cousins children. I grew up [too] close to mine to even consider it. That’s too close to home. Some 2nd cousins you grow up with, be damn near like aunts and uncles.

No fucking idea if I even have 2nd cousins. I had 5 first cousins but only had any contact with 2 as adults. My father had cousins (no siblings) but they were quite ancient and I don't recall any progeny.

I wouldn't fuck any of my relatives, but for other principles. But a third cousin? Unless you were all too well acquainted with them, it's not as though you're going to have a mutant butt baby.

Not if you live in, say, Iceland. In Appalachia, it's expected.

[quote]Daddy said it was ok and casual since I was on the pill and could not get pregnant .

The pill has a failure rate, as all contraceptive methods do. It's not the same thing. Smart people won't judge gays for fucking a third cousin. Stupid people will.

Life’s a lot easier since I started using the pill

Idk what the problem is, honestly. With gay relationships, why should it matter? It's not like you're going to have clunky wonky children. Especially when its just a cousin thing.

Op fuck everybody and everything bareback

R5 dad is first cousin is a second cousin to OP. Then that cousins son is a 3rd cousin.

As I learned from one of my fav movies Lone Star if you can’t have kids then a sister fucking her brother is OK. And it did seem OK. Maybe you have to watch the movie,

As long as people are of age , and there is no chance of anyone getting pregnant, it does beg the question whose fucking business is it if an adult daughter and father or mother want to fuck?

The main reason to avoid being kissing cousins is having retarded babies. Not a chance here.

So go for it

As long as you not be birthing no babies you can fuck away.

You waited to fuck three cousins before asking if it’s wrong?

You should fuck your whole family

[quote]And as far as not being the norm, if people do any kind of genealogy research, they're more than likely to find that they have ancestors who were first (or other) cousins who got married. It was one way for families not only to marry off children, but another way for them to keep wealth and property within the family.

R31, my old Dad (just turned 97) grew up in a rural South Louisiana parish, and attended a one-room church school. His teacher was French Creole, was paler and had longer, straighter hair than most of the white people in his village. Her family were determined to preserve those features, and so they only ever married cousins. To this day I don't know why they didn't just travel down to New Orleans or Opelousas where they could have their pick of whatever's whiter than octoroon.

In any case, Dad's teacher was blind from a genetic mutation that normally expresses every 3rd-4th generation; two of her siblings were blind also, and one was both blind and deaf. She had a nephew the locals called "The Dog-faced Boy;" Dad never knew his real name. According to Dad that boy not only LOOKED like a dog, he also was nonverbal and communicated only in bark-like sounds. A cousin and his "branch" of the family had severe Treacher-Collins Syndrome and were mostly deaf.

Genetics are trippy, man.

This is like a dirty mathematical word problem!

R92 um idk if you are kidding but parent/child relationships should kind of be sacred?

[quote] In any case, Dad's teacher was blind from a genetic mutation that normally expresses every 3rd-4th generation; two of her siblings were blind also, and one was both blind and deaf.

Sounds like a perfect description of House “Tard”aryen!

Yes, OP stop being a perv.

R99 and some think that sex is so sacred it should only be done while married. And marriage is so sacred it should only be between a man and a woman .

Sacred is a slippery slope. My advice is don’t have sex with relatives . It just makes sense. It also makes sex more “ sacred” and family reunions more relaxed.

This does not apply to the cousin fuckers of DL :-)

So you didn't have a problem fucking your first two cousins, why worry about the third?