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You can land planes on Madonna’s forehead now

Girl, get some bangs!

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by Anonymousreply 35December 26, 2024 12:24 PM

If Madonna calls … I’m home

by Anonymousreply 1December 25, 2024 5:25 AM

She’s still doing the fake roots.

by Anonymousreply 2December 25, 2024 5:37 AM

I’d love to see this photo unfiltered.

by Anonymousreply 3December 25, 2024 5:37 AM

So basically she wants to look like the Queen now.

by Anonymousreply 4December 25, 2024 5:43 AM

Madonna, we still love you. Don't listen to them.

by Anonymousreply 5December 25, 2024 5:56 AM

She. Made. Bank. I admire her.

by Anonymousreply 6December 25, 2024 6:14 AM

Unrecognizable. I’d guess early stage Pete Burns before Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 7December 25, 2024 6:26 AM

How does something like this happen?

by Anonymousreply 8December 25, 2024 6:28 AM

I wonder if she saw The Substance?

by Anonymousreply 9December 25, 2024 6:29 AM

She looks different every time she's photographed, and it's not just filters. Does she keep dermal filler technicians on standby?

by Anonymousreply 10December 25, 2024 9:20 AM

weird lady. She knows she is fooling no one with these fantasy pics which means she is not fooling herself, either. I guess she considers this digital avatar she has been tooling with for at least a decade to be one part branding, one part trolling of her detractors. I think it is somewhat successful, because many people have very low visual literacy and just take an image as it comes.

by Anonymousreply 11December 25, 2024 10:46 AM

[quote]You can land planes on Madonna’s forehead now

Pfft. You could do that with my forehead since I was 14.

by Anonymousreply 12December 25, 2024 10:50 AM

R2, her roots are fake? Why?

by Anonymousreply 13December 25, 2024 1:13 PM

Because she wants you to believe she doesn’t have gray hair, r13.

by Anonymousreply 14December 25, 2024 1:16 PM

Thanks, R14!

Boy do I feel stupid!

by Anonymousreply 15December 25, 2024 1:28 PM

Sum Ting Wong.

by Anonymousreply 16December 25, 2024 5:37 PM

Doesn't Rihanna have way more money? Madonna was more trashy.

by Anonymousreply 17December 25, 2024 7:04 PM

Rihanna has EQUITY which is not the same as money in the bank.

by Anonymousreply 18December 25, 2024 7:07 PM

Taylor Swift has more real money, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 19December 25, 2024 7:09 PM

Madonna has 2 million people in her payroll. She’s still paying for make hookers and giving 10% of her income to that anti-gay Kabbalah cult. God only knows what she spends on plastic surgery. She had 6 kids now too.

by Anonymousreply 20December 25, 2024 7:32 PM

*on her payroll

by Anonymousreply 21December 25, 2024 7:33 PM

Madonna has 2 million people on her payroll. She’s still paying for male hookers and giving 10% of her income to that anti-gay Kabbalah cult. God only knows what she spends on plastic surgery. She had 6 kids now too.

by Anonymousreply 22December 25, 2024 7:33 PM

Watch her leave nothing to her kids. She’ll be buried with her money.

by Anonymousreply 23December 25, 2024 7:34 PM

Nothing more tragic yet laughable as an aging narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 24December 25, 2024 8:50 PM

That's ridiculous. I don't think Madonna is a basically mean person.

by Anonymousreply 25December 25, 2024 9:02 PM

R25, she’s beyond mean. She’s pathologically cruel, even to children. There are a million encounters. She has a screw loose.

by Anonymousreply 26December 25, 2024 10:33 PM

OP Madonna gets banged all the time

Usually Puerto Ricans…

by Anonymousreply 27December 26, 2024 1:17 AM

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 28December 26, 2024 1:25 AM

[quote] She’s still doing the fake roots.

I think nowadays it really is because it means little more time between hair appts. It’s much easier to darken her roots than go through the process of lifting the remaining color to go blonde. Gray hair grows in unbelievably fast and it’s a pain in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 29December 26, 2024 1:31 AM

R30, the grey roots will show through the black roots as long as it grows and black makes grey pop out more. It’s a stupid thing to do. It won’t cover it. You have to do it non-stop unlike if you paint them blond. She’s doing this for vanity. To live in a fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 30December 26, 2024 3:25 AM

At least 4 facelifts and 45 years of bleach will do that to you!

by Anonymousreply 31December 26, 2024 3:53 AM

She don’t look right.

by Anonymousreply 32December 26, 2024 4:02 AM

She might look gorgeous with a beautiful shade of silver hair. It would match her old lady skin tone and her lovely eye color. Has she never had a look at Carmen Dell’Orefice's very successful smoke and mirrors?

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by Anonymousreply 33December 26, 2024 9:33 AM

I’m afraid she’ll just never allow her self to grow old gracefully and naturally. It’s beyond narcissism. but probably more of a mental malady. There’s people like her who will do whatever it takes to keep away those wrinkly and saggy skins. They wanna forever look ‘young and pretty’ in their own minds. Ironically, the results are often quite the opposite .

by Anonymousreply 34December 26, 2024 9:49 AM

Not mean?

Did you not see Truth or Dare?

She revels in her cuntiness.

by Anonymousreply 35December 26, 2024 12:24 PM
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