I Want to Be Underwhelmed: ⛄️ 2024 Last Gasp

One more work day, then I'm (hopefully) off until the New Year.

Enjoy!

I’m wondering if a low-budget horror show would feature twerps like me being impaled by the steering column of our E-scooters….

Either a nefariously planned defect in the machines like that found in Halloween III or more of a “zombies use E-scooters as scythes!”

I don't like Christmas movies, but I'm in the mood to watch A Diva's Christmas Carol.

I am too underwhelmed to post that my house is clean and I just need to cook sweet potato and mashed potato. Merry Christmas Eve to All! 🙏🥂🎄

From the previous thread:

[quote]Why am I drinking coffee at 7:30 PM? Because I'm an idiot, that why.

I would be fine with that. Coffee makes me sleepy.

My lover was the same way, r6,

It’s time to watch Ebbie (1995) again.

I need to descale my coffee maker.

Over the years, I've encountered a few other people who have the same paradoxical reaction to coffee that I have, R7. I can, and have, enjoyed a cup of coffee just before going to bed,

I lack vim and vigor.

I am vimless and vigorless.

It's snowing and going to be a white Christmas.

My company is giving an 'early release' at 3 pm. Most of clients will give their employees a 1/2 day so I don't expect many emails or calls after that so I guess my early release will be earlier!

I couldn't sleep, so I'm watching the Cops channel on Pluto until I feel like a nap.

Fixed it for you OP

Got three inches of snow this morning and now the sun is shining.

I've watched the SNL Parking Lot Altercation Skit from this past weekend three times. Their best in a very long time.

So I've mentioned that I recently moved to a retirement community and people said I would be dealing with nosy neighbors wanting me to take them to the doctor and the grocery store. That hasn't happened yet, but boy, are the lines for prescriptions at the drugstore always long!

I just get my rx stuff mailed to me. I live in a small community and there’s enough that people already think they know about each other.

I continue to suspect my sudden lack of appetite is an indicator of my imminent death.

I'm watching a true crime story. The victim was known to neatly fold her dirty clothes before putting them into the hamper and leaving a mint on her own pillow when she made her bed in the morning.

^she had it coming.

[quote]I continue to suspect my sudden lack of appetite is an indicator of my imminent death.

Then I'm gonna live forever.

The Temu bonus gifts. Tiny rubber donut on an immediately broken key chain. Sent Separately!!

My misdelivered Rx from VA are never recovered. Ambien and Adderall.

I made vegetable soup today and it's good but next time I'll use garbanzo beans instead of green beans.

Met up with my ex, completely over him. No bad feelings, just over. Weird.

I still like loud Rock and Roll. Although I'm old, the teen in me is not dead yet.

I hope lots of kids wake up with joy about receiving toys for Christmas. For the ones who don't, I'm giving a mental hug to them.

I'm watching A Creature Was Stirring on Shudder. I felt like a Christmas horror movie and this one stars Chrissy Metz.

To make it extra scary, she plays a struggling single mom with no makeup, nice clothes, or hairstyle.

I hope it's good.

[quote] no makeup, nice clothes, or hairstyle

Because she ate them, R30.

Watched two movies tonight.. Joker 2 was actually pretty good. All of Us Strangers was... I don't know. Seemed like a movie about gay guilt?

I'm watching a compilation of Carrie Fisher's many appearances on Craig Ferguson's old show. During one appearance she brought Craig an authentic kangaroo scrotum key chain from her trip to Australia.

People who sit and rev their motorcycle engines for long periods of time should be shot by Luigi.

Luigi is tied up at the moment. Perhaps someone else can help you?

I had a dream about AI. One day in the future, humans won't be able to determine the difference between a person and a bot. They will look and sound and feel to the touch exactly like people and will have the ability to mimic human emotions. People will eventually become hip to it somehow and that will be AI's downfall. It was the strangest dream I've ever had.

[quote]Luigi is tied up at the moment.

Pics please.

A group of my neighbors were out for a walk and my dog was outside enjoying the winter sun so they stopped and greeted her. She decided to join them on their short walk. I'm fortunate to live in a great neighborhood.

I thought I was getting sick, but I think it's just allergies. One of my coworkers is coming in sick (she's also a bitch) and I would've been pissed if I thought I caught something from her.

I didn't buy myself a Christmas present this year, what I want won't be available until January. I'd like one of the small leather goods which will be included in the Louis Vuitton Reissue of the Murakami Collection. Black multicolor, it will be expensive but I want it.

My nephew works at Louis Vuitton. He waited on someone the other night who bought $100,000 worth of goods there. Nice commission!

I like the LV Murakami on the white background better. Cuter, IMO.

Fags.

i am watching A Woman Scorned, the Betty Broderick Story. Haven’t seen it in decades. First scene: Meredith Baxter birney, short hair, in a visor (baseball cap with no cap). Pinging hard! How did we miss this!