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Which of those bitches knows how to fuck the most?

Please select.

by Anonymousreply 13December 24, 2024 5:20 AM

None. Ewww

by Anonymousreply 1December 23, 2024 11:05 PM

OP honey, we worry.

by Anonymousreply 2December 23, 2024 11:08 PM

Which motherfucker selected Christie?

by Anonymousreply 3December 23, 2024 11:09 PM

R1 is correct. They're all sexless Ken dolls. If they have any kids, they're turkey baster kids.

by Anonymousreply 4December 23, 2024 11:10 PM

My pussy lips just dried out and fluttered to the floor like a dead moth

by Anonymousreply 5December 23, 2024 11:38 PM

R5 bussy lips?

by Anonymousreply 6December 23, 2024 11:39 PM

John Boehner has a cigarette with me afterward.

by Anonymousreply 7December 23, 2024 11:41 PM

I learned Oriental sex tricks when I was stationed in Japan!

I know how to please a man using feathers, my feet and a pussy with a kung fu grip!

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by Anonymousreply 8December 23, 2024 11:50 PM

Boehner cries when he ejaculates.

W is too drunk to perform.

McCarthy, McConnell and Jeb have micro cocks.

Pence would pray for forgiveness before and after, ruining the mood.

Scott is impotent.

Christie can’t find his dick under the fat folds.

Lindsey is a power bottom with a blown out cunt.

So, Romney it is.

by Anonymousreply 9December 23, 2024 11:54 PM

R9 - A+ and thank you for showing your work while solving the math problem.

by Anonymousreply 10December 24, 2024 12:04 AM

Pence. Those evangelical Christians are known for some crazy, pervy sex.

by Anonymousreply 11December 24, 2024 12:18 AM

What, no Condi Rice?!

by Anonymousreply 12December 24, 2024 2:25 AM

Really thought about this and I say Boehner- the others are just-well no words…

by Anonymousreply 13December 24, 2024 5:20 AM
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