Bill Clinton Hospitalized!

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He's doing fine.

Hang in there, Bill.

You guys beat the NYT!!

Herpes flareup.

Book sales must be lagging.

He's been doing a book tour, When he's in front of public so directly, he was bound to catch something

Jimmy Carter perked up on hearing this.

Dear Grim Reaper, we need you to go to Mar-a-Lago and leave Bill alone.

At his age, any fever could be a sign of a pneumonia so the precaution is warranted.

Can I have his stuff?

We love you Bill! Get up!

He’s got the fever.

Does Hillrod have an alibi?

Will they deny, defend, depose?

[quote] We love you Bill! Get up!

People are getting so sloppy.

The proper form is:

oh Bill Clinton we love you get up

For a fever? Are we hearing the whole story?

If Bill Clinton dies on Christmas, well…

oh come on we’re all thinking it.

R16 You do realize this man is 2 years shy of 80. When I am that age I’m going to the doctor for a dayum fever too.

Tertiary syphilis.

and Trump keeps eating Big Macs.

Jesus, help us. How much longer?!

R18: Not to mention the history of serious cardiac issues (quad bypass).

Richard Gere called. He wants his girble back. Please shampoo first.

Ebola? Marburg?

UTI

Lots of old people get this

He got his dick stuck in a hillbilly tranny. Still a better President than Trump will ever hope to be.

His nurses better carry mace.

Clinton and/or Biden could go before Jimmy Carter. Taking from him the distinction of being the first Democratic president to die since 1/22/73.

With medical advances today, all these presidents will probably live past 100 until they just die from senescence. Isn’t it weird how presidents never get cancer or at least never die from it.

R27 deaths should come in threes. Add Trump and then Carter can attend all of their funerals.

Maybe Carter is holding off death to outlive Trump.

A fever can be dangerous for seniors. I hope he doesn't have pneumonia.

Get well soon

He's out of hospital now and home for the holidays.

R11 go jump in a toilet

Are those dentures he's wearing? His teeth, chin, and lower jaw look wonky.

Narcissists live forever. Look at Kissinger.

And nothing is killing Cheney. Obama will live to 120 or more. Hillary will never die.

Thankfully, Bill had the sense to go to the hospital to get checked out.

[quote] With medical advances today, all these presidents will probably live past 100 until they just die from senescence. Isn’t it weird how presidents never get cancer or at least never die from it.

It is not weird. There is a vaccine cure for cancer that is administered to all Presidents upon taking office. What is weird is that fat, old-ass, 250lbs Dump -- with all his co-morbidities -- didn't die from Covid before a known vaccine was made public.

So that explains the appeal of being president, R38!

Trump has too many sycophants keepin him alive-he’ll never die.

I'm glad he's ok

Fucking

so r38, why did Carter get cancer a few years ago (granted, he hasn't died from it)?

No one who's not a narcissist would want to be POTUS.

Take the other one while you're at it Lord. Spare humanity from these critter people.

That's why you fuck kids on Epstein Island. Longevity

sad last days

He was just a poor boy from a poor family and became President of the United States.

Mom, stop hogging the adrenochrome and share some with Dad.