Emaciated Adrien Brody on the cover of New York

I bet he has a huge cock.

Is he auditioning for the Anthony Wiener biopic?

He's an example of "ugly hot."

Not really attractive, but something about him is sexy and he makes me wanna fuck him.

He’s always been really thin. Still sexy as fuck. I’ve never even thought he was “ugly hot”—just hot.

He’s hideous.

I'd want him to fuck me, then I'd flip him and fuck the shit out of him.

The lack of ass and the old man butt droop would kill it for me. Example:

It looks like he’s auditioning as Joseph Merrick for the Elephant Man remake.

Nope, nope, nope. What was everyone involved here thinking?! Unless his next role is set in Dachau.....

God Bless the baby milquetoast tastes of DLer. It's so grounding to witness their horror at anyone who is not bland, cute, flyoverstan normcore.

The skinny ones always have huge cocks.

Hide your shame, whore!

Oink oink

If I lose tons of weight again, maybe I'll win an oscar!!

So strange that after his Oscar win, his career basically died

He’s hot.

I like him and find him sexy, as well as an interesting actor who chose good roles that he lets dictate the acting.

As an actor he's quietly good, and seems (from what I see and don't see) a content person who doesn't feel a need to push and shove and grovel and fuss about his branding. He just seems to enjoy acting and is unassuming in interviews.

Actors would have a better estimation in my mind if more were like him.

And he definitely looks like the stuff of good filthy sex.

Remember - the camera ADDS 10 lbs, so yes, he IS emaciated.

Poor thing.

Obviously it takes all his nutrition to feed his nose.

He always poses as a pained drama queen in photo shoots.

His navel. WTF? Like the orifice of a deep sea creature.

looks pretty good to me.

He’s gorgeous

One word comes to mind when I see him - pendulous. Those types dicks are always directly proportional to the distance between their inner thighs.

Have we ever had size meat verificata?

Responses on this thread seem to fall into two categories - either "he's hideous/ too thin" or "he's gorgeous/ sexy"

I'll add another vote to the second category, I want to lick him all over, he's dreamy. Probably also pretty well hung, not that that is a crucial factor for me, nice bonus though.

Good actor too

[quote]God Bless the baby milquetoast tastes of DLer. It's so grounding to witness their horror at anyone who is not bland, cute, flyoverstan normcore.

I'm with R10 on this

Oh-Oh-Oh-Ozempic!

Is anything better than a gentle soul with a giant dong?

"Gentle soul?" He gives off hipster, douche bro vibes when he appears at events. Remember when Tina Fey trashed him for being full of himself when he hosted SNL. That said, I had a major crush on him around the time of the Pianist.

Youngest Best Actor winner is history at 29.

I just realized he's Harvey Weinstein's kids' defacto stepfather. He's been dating Georgina Chapman for quite some time now.

I just prefer that skeletal systems remain inside bodies, r10 and r25. Sue me.

Yes, r29. That's what the magazine cover states.

But it's more than skinny. His ribcage looks deformed!

Doesn't rib cartilage (well, cartilage everywhere) lose its shape and expand with age? Maybe they just protrude more now? His arms and pecs look fine.

R30 I guess after having to have been contractually bound to lie underneath that hog Weinstein during the high holy days. she went with the skinniest thing she could find.

She’s a relatively pretty woman. We all know she married for the money, power and access. But can you imagine the absolute embarrassment of the sordid description of your husband’s grotesque cock coming out and the world knowing that’s what you had to put up with? Out of all the people terrorized by it in Hollywood, you’re the one who walked it down the aisle? Every picture of them smiling next to each other, we now know what she knew, the nightmare down there.

No thanks!

He and The Queen should have won Oscars for the riveting performances in Cadillac Records.

R37 I hope you're joking.

That had to be Beyonce's worst performance...and that's saying a lot.

She was about as convincing as Etta James as Bowen Yang would be playing Knute Rockne.

he was WAY thinner in "the pianist"

I wonder what it’s like to hustle and break your back and embarrass yourself in all kinds of ways on screen with your acting for twenty-five years straight, like Beyoncé, and someone like a Selena Gomez just strolls into being a billionaire, much like Rihanna. Forget complex leg breaking choreography, Selena doesn’t even have to open her mouth to speak.

I somehow keep holding on to the idea that Champman's contract involved a no sexual intimacy clause and the kids were conceived through artificial insemination. A beautiful woman set these conditions sending a clear message, so he took his hate out on other beautiful women.

R38 😆 She was good, a little self aware at times. She could have least won a Golden Globe. Fuck off and don’t disrespect the Queen’s cinematic greatness. 😆

R40 what are you talking about. This guy was not a child actor.

R42 "Good" compared to performances given by stage props, I guess.

I thought Aretha Franklin was "The Queen" and Beyonce "Queen Bey."

R41 in what world would Georgina Chapman, at 31, be able to negotiate anything against someone like Harvey Weinstein? He probably passed her around as a Gift With Purchase after closing a deal.

R44 Are you an actor. Because I only allow other actors to disrespect the Queen’s talent on the silver screen. Back to Brody. When I watched the actors roundtable a few days ago, I never realize how New York sounding and his overall vibe was. Come to think of it, I had never actually seen an interview. He seems very chill and just down to earth. I like this guy.

Huh R43? I was talking about Beyoncé non Adrian Brody. Anyway, twenty five years ago neither of them would have been children. So I don’t know what the child actor part is about.

R47 Yes, I'm M.

So I know a few things about acting, and I know that Beyonce doesn't.

I have always thought he was hot.

He’s terrific in The Brutalist, heartbreaking. I can’t believe Brady Corbet had originally cast, erm…Joel Edgerton, who isn’t half the actor Brody is. And for all it’s epic style and genuine, impressive independence, the film really needs him because the script never matches the execution of the piece - it’s Brody, his depth of character and incredible talent that carries the film, and he really delivers. He makes the drama feel more epic than it really is.

And don’t get me wrong, the sheer scale of The Brutalist on a budget reportedly just under $10M is an incredible, landmark achievement but where the direction and the writing falter a bit, Brody never does. I could watch another hour or so of his performance. He is very deserving of another Best Actor Oscar.

R15 Timing is everything in a career. He came out there were a a lot of guys in his age group who were already A list. R48 I’m still confused because Obsessed came out when Bey was in her 20s. Oh I guess I know what you mean. Not one strolls into becoming a billionaire unless you are a child of rich people. You must don’t realize the passage of time and how long Selene Gomez and Rihanna have been on the scene.

R51 If he gets nominated I hope he indeed wins. Would be a great comeback story. What’s the longest gap between best actor wins for an actor? 🤔

Oh, he’s going to win, R53. He’s the front runner.

[quote]Have we ever had size meat verificata?

It's VERIFICATIA, you fat stupid whore!

R52 you are so confused, and now you have me confused.

I was basically saying Beyoncé has worked like a rented mule for over thirty years and is not a billionaire.

Rihanna worked for a solid eight years maybe and then sat her ass down. And when she did work, it was at 1/4 speed. But she’s worth 1.4 Billion dollars.

Selena Gomez, who worked less than Rihanna and that for the life of me I can’t remember any of her songs- she was most famous for being Justin Beiber’s jilted ex. She was an early Instagram adopter and had the largest number of followers out of anyone and parlayed that into a popular beauty brand - like Rihanna. She’s worth 1.3 billion.

Beyoncé with her 300 world tours and “since 15 in stilettos she been struttin’ in this game” is worth 800 million.

I’ll just have to trust you and your gaping hole in that one r55.

I don't know her.

What has Elizabeth II got to do with any of this?

Oh, right. It's the African American Upside Downworld zeitgeist. Good thing I speak jive.

R56 Yea I kinda got that as I writing my post. Thats why I laughed because I don’t think you realize how long these hos been in the industry. Selena was on Disney in the mid aughts. Rihanna has been out since 2004. I’m sure Beyonce weeps every night over her mere 800 mil when she has far more cultural influence than they do.

Why are askheNAZI jewish men so fucking ugly

Is Guy Pierce in the movie much, and how is he?

As much as Beyoncé sings about her combined billions, I am sure she cares a little. Just referenced it in like every third song. AND she is the one who handpicked, promoted Rihanna to work with Jay-Z. So I am sure it stings a bit. And it doesn’t matter how long someone. Has been around it matters how hard they had to work. Neither of those girls worked anywhere close to Beyoncé’s output. Rihanna hasn’t released an album for almost ten years now. And Selena is most recently busy with OMITB. What was she doing before that all those years between music? Picking lipstick colors?

[quote] Why are askheNAZI jewish men so fucking ugly

Issur Danielovitch was pretty hot (if you can look pass the whole rape thing)

Not me, R61.

Bony isn't sexy.

R63 Pleas name the songs in which the Queen has talked about she and Jay’s billions because I can only think of one. I’ll wait.

I’m sure Babs and Cher are insecure over the fact that Madge and Beyonce are worth as much as 2 and 3 times their net worth. Sike. Once you reach 100 million, that’s pretty much fuck you money and you are set for life.

R67 Inknew you were going to ask that dumb question.

Twonthat immediately pop into my head are the Flawless remix and Pure/Honey

“Of course shit’s gonna go down when there’s a billion dollars on the elevator…”

“It should cost a billion to look this good. But she makes it look easy because she’s got it…”

There are others too. But look for yourself.

I just know he has a huge cock.

Adrian has a tiny pecker and no ass. LPSG has the pix.

[quote] So strange that after his Oscar win, his career basically died

This idea that actors should have a career of unbroken success because of an award, is a pretty naive one. Every career has highs and lows in the entertainment industry.

Because of entertainment journalism, which is really run by publicists, the public has a very warped and unrealistic view of a career in entertainment, what you are up against and what the reality is.

R66, the Sunday NYT’s article about the renewed interest of younger men in wearing leather featured a photo of a bony man who was the very definition of sex on a stick.

I've always found him very sexy.

R69 I don’t need to look for myself because I am very familiar with her catalogue. Thanks for answering my question and referring to the 2nd song in which she refers to her billions. Cunt.

I hate Nathan Lane eyebrows on anyone, including him.

R73 WHET DL's Willy Cartier Stan Troll?

He kind of looks like Jack Schlossberg.

Count me among those who find AB sexy and admire his talent. (I seem to remember his looking beefier when he played Elia Kazan in Wes Anderson's latest.)

My one reservation about him (if that's the right word) is that he was considered for the HBO production of ANGELS IN AMERICA (as Louis, I assume) until he revealed his discomfort with filming gay sexual interaction. Strange and disappointing from an "actor's actor" type like him.

If he got a nose job he would look like Aaron Rodgers.

Maybe you should take a peek for yourself r75, because you aren’t as familiar as you say you are. And try to stop coming across as a fucking annoying know-it-all in the process.

In the song Delresto (Echoes):

Statues in the next room. BILLIONS in escrow. Bulletproof the whole thing. Ignore the dress code.

She sings about having billions of dollars often, like I said. There are others..

Adrien in Summer of Sam was part of my sexual awakening as a young gayling

R66 immensely sexier than chub or fat