Let’s be “The Ref” (1994)

"I'm a human being and have feelings, didn't your alien leaders tell you about them before they left you here?"

I'm slipper socks, medium.

I'm the unspoken sexual tension between the Denis Leary character and the son who wants to run away with him.

I'm Kevin Spacey trying to play a heterosexual and failing.

I’m a big wooden cross. When you’re feeling unappreciated, you can climb up and nail yourself to it.

I’m interest rates. We’ll see how I do in the coming year.

I’m a loving mother. “Shut up! Don’t make me nuts today; it’s Christmas!”

I'm the crown of holly and lit candles everyone is forced to wear.

I’m the best Christmas movie ever made

I’m the waste of fucking life named Murray.

I'm Glynis Johns, showing what a shame it is that I didn't have a bigger film/TV career.

(And R1, Caroline says that later, when Lloyd accuses her of wanting to have sex with Gus.)

I’m gookins, not coozens.

I think you are wrong r11.

About what, R13? The quote definitely comes later. Or do you disagree about Miss Johns?

Also, R1 has the quote wrong. I'm pretty sure it's closer to this: "I was FRIGHTENED. People GET frightened because they have FEELINGS. Didn't your alien leaders TEACH you that before they SENT YOU HERE?"

30 years? Life comes at you fucking fast.

I love this movie.

I’m Christine Baranski who yells at her son to “Celebrate the birth of Christ!”

I’m also “3 times, Bob. She said she never weny 3 times with you.”

I’m a parsnip kringlor. I date back to the fourth century,

God, the lead cop is so hot in this.

I'm the accidentally-recorded-over VHS of It's a Wonderful Life.