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What's Your Party Trick For the Holidays?

Don't even joke about driving a car into a Christmas market.

My trick is naming every single sovereign state in the world.

by Anonymousreply 13December 23, 2024 1:13 AM

Going on Sniffies and outing guys in person in front of their monogamous husbands.

by Anonymousreply 1December 22, 2024 11:57 PM

I can fold a towel into the shape of a giant penis. Uncut.

by Anonymousreply 2December 23, 2024 12:02 AM

I can sing the shit out of "What Is a Youth, Impetuous Fire!"

by Anonymousreply 3December 23, 2024 12:07 AM

I make my skirt *twirl* up...

by Anonymousreply 4December 23, 2024 12:10 AM

I can do a two and a half minute clog/tap routine to almost any song.

by Anonymousreply 5December 23, 2024 12:20 AM

A game of Twister

by Anonymousreply 6December 23, 2024 12:22 AM

Drinking for two consecutive days while remaining vertical in the sofa while making anodyne conversation with my family.

by Anonymousreply 7December 23, 2024 12:23 AM

Fully nude

by Anonymousreply 8December 23, 2024 12:26 AM

R8 That is actually brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 9December 23, 2024 12:30 AM

It was keeping relatives with dementia busy while I finished up dinner - a broken toaster or radio with cord cut, two screwdrivers, and pliers on top of a tray so we can move the activity aside during dinner….

by Anonymousreply 10December 23, 2024 12:43 AM

I like to flash my asshole

by Anonymousreply 11December 23, 2024 12:51 AM

^at grandmother^

by Anonymousreply 12December 23, 2024 1:09 AM

Very tight pants.

by Anonymousreply 13December 23, 2024 1:13 AM
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