The breakout star of the Justin Baldoni scandal: publicist Jennifer Abel

She makes her living by trying to destroy people's reputations. She's an evil cunt.

She looks like a bitch

R1 yes, but a beautiful evil cunt.

That makes it fun!

She looks like a "younger version of Blake Lively" Blonde, beautiful and Evil.

She does a great job!! Posting from my only DL account DL

Reminds me of a young Mira Sorvino

She reminds me of Bebe from Frasier.

ROZ: It’s not like she worships the devil.

FRASIER: He worships HER!

Sucked her way to the top.

She's giving "Anna Camp when she was 10 years younger, but we can fix it in post."

Yaaaaas Sarah Newlin in True Blood

What a beauty! Just my type!

She will soon land a job in Trump’s cabinet

So young! So cunty!

But seriously she’s Satan.

But where is she on “The Abby Scale?”

Who is Justin Baldoni? What scandal?

I wonder if she'll have to get a new career.

Her bio in OP's link is atrociously written. If that's the type of copy that "premier celebrities" can expect, I'd recommend they move along to the next.

I could be a great publicist - seems like you don’t need to be very bright.

That copy is terrible.

R15 yeah she’s already been recruited by the Trump administration. She’s running the CIA.

R17 You are an idiot.

She worked for AOL. That went well.

I am a STAAAH MAAKAH!

Has anyone read her response to all this. I am not going to lie, I thought it was impeccable.

Really? Thst's her weak sauce "response?" Jen's busy bees in here

Her grammar and punctuation are not great, surprising. Run it through a program.

Her judgment? $ driven. “What I think is right?” My sides!

I like Jennifer even more now!! She "is representing her client".

I agree with R23, Jennifer is very good at her job. Her response is perfect.

My boss (the Big Gg) called me from NYC, he loves her response!! He said "There is a woman who knows how to do her job".

The "Big Gg" sent an email to her boss in LA, telling them Great Response.

Good lord. I didn't think it was possible, but her writing at the link at R23 is even worse than her bio copy. Isn't being able to write well a basic requirement of her job? She sounds like a complete idiot who can't string a coherent sentence together. No wonder she botched this so badly.

[Quote] but completely evil

Um, she’s a publicist

She is brilliant at her job. Justin won the PR war by a mile and left Blake smarting. Rather than moving on and licking her minor wounds, she is fighting back and even if she wins this battle, she's tainted.

Well, her job involves protecting one person's image at the expense of another, who also has a team who will destroy someone else's career in favor of their client's. It's a pretty vile situation all around.

I think Blake will come out on top solely due to be married to a megastar. Hollywood needs the money Reynolds brings in. I had never heard of Justin Baldoni before this scandal.

Her texts have been revealed - it was a plot to discredit Blake.

I LOVE when people who make it their job to bring down others suddenly have THEIR reputation on the line and have to defend it. Not so fun is it bitch?

Oh and Syracuse is the #1 school of choice for spoiled, cunty Long Island JAPs - and Jennifer Abel fits that to a tee.

R31, it’s not just you. How many people knew who Baldoni was before this lawsuit? Shouldn’t his publicist have focused on promoting him instead of dragging Lively?

She's no Lizzie Grubman

Unlike Lizzie, Jennifer hasn't run people over "dead drunk" to get into a club!!

What about a sequel to the Substance where a Lizzie Grubman-like publicist gets to take a substance that turns her into Jennifer Abel for a week?

To R34, Jennifer typed in her statement, "the internet did their work for them" and "They anticipated Blake's and her team every action and possible reaction" Translation, Blake Lively opened her mouth and stupid shit kept coming out, the press acted accordingly.

Jennifer Abel is my new GOD! Jennifer& her PR crisis team watched Blake destroy herself by her own actions.

Worth every $$$$ they paid for her.

The only interview or publicity I saw, Blake was acting like an entitled bitch with a superiority complex.

Many -- not all -- entertainment publicists treat reporters like total crap, accusing them of doing horrible things.

The reality is that they're the ones who are EVIL. Pure EVIL!

Nice last text found - 'we can't write it down to him. We can't write we will destroy her. We will do this. We will do this...."

Sounds like a pretty coordinated plan to take Blake down. I don't love Blake - but this whole shit has been ridiculous. Too many headlines over crap I doubt most people care about - thanks to this bitch.

"You know we can bury anyone but I can't write that to him"

These two mean girls need to be taken down. And Ryan Reynolds has the money and influence to do it.

These types of PR/publicists/other are scum of the Earth - under the guise of 'just protecting my client'.

This was all taken out of context says Ms. Abel. Bullshit.

Even better than Sarah Newlin - Deidre Robespierre

“Deidre, I can never tell if you’re trying to help me, or destroy me!”

Homegirl’s in trouble

The dumb bitch sent the text messages on a company phone owned by Jones PR. Then she left Jones PR to set up a new company and poached Justin as a client, with the text messages still on the phone when she returned it to Jones PR.

[quote]I LOVE when people who make it their job to bring down others suddenly have THEIR reputation on the line and have to defend it. Not so fun is it bitch?

The Deuxmoi mention is an interesting coincidence. She's been arguing for years against what's a common assumption both on DL and among the fandoms of various stars like Taylor Swift: that all the supposed "PR flack-orchestrated" anything is nothing more than a conspiracy theory, and should always be presumed to be bullshit.

This entire incident stands as a LITERAL example of EXACTLY the type of calculated campaigns we've been discussing for my 20+ years on DL. The real question, however, is whether it's an outlier or largely SOP.

Btw the only reason we're hearing about ANY of this is because the dumb bitch texted all this shit on a company-owned phone, and then left the company. I'm definitely curious who at her former employer leaked it and why. (Just fans of Blake and pissed that she got railroaded?)

^^^^ The head of Jones Work PR leaked it according to what was written yesterday, who is married to a senior partner of the talent agency. After she fired Jennifer-SATAN-, jen turned her cellphone back to the old company.

What a dumb cunt

Never, ever put shit like this in an email or text, especially when you’re in the midst of fucking over your boss on the company’s phone. It’s not brain surgery.

She looks like an average white woman.

First rule of business- if it's sensitive information you talk about it IN PERSON. No texts, no emails, nothing that can be documented or traced back to you. This is Business 101.

R46, the employer decided that cooperating with Lively was much better than being sued for her own involvement with the scheme.

R51 - but we're talking PR bitches, reveling in trying to tear someone down. They're so full of themselves and into the meanness that they don't think. They're just jazzing themselves up - ohmygawd, this is SO good - I KNOW - I'm the BEST!

These were all of the truly MEAN girls in high school, many of whom never outgrew it.

They run on spreading rumors and half-truths to destroy people while smiling in their victims' faces.