Oi, Hung Builder!

Anyone heard of him?

Pics of cock, please

Oh please CAN YOU BE ANY MORE STUPID and information illiterate? That is Danny D., infamous donkey dicked porn star. Started off gay for pay.

In a land of puny cocklets, the one-eyed snake is king.

He's big

He's been around for over 15 years I think - he's one of the most famous porn stars. Not much of a body - and being skinny makes his dick look bigger. But yeah - it's massive.

Where the fuck did DL get this construct of "Oi hung builder!" or "Oi fit builder!"? It doesn't make any kind of sense in British English.

R6 in many parts of England “Oi!” is a “Hey/WhatsUp” sort of slang term.

He did some gay porn as a top under his own name, Matt Hughes. But as Danny D he’s done well over 1,000 straight scenes with females.

Cute and lucky guy

There was a Danny D Sad Last Days thread in here, apparently he’s not aging so well. But he was amazing with that monster dick and handsome-enough face, 15 years ago or so.

[quote]apparently he’s not aging so well

He's a Brit. There is an expiration date on every Brit's face that happens around 33. They can be so cute, then 33 happens and then, bam, it all falls apart. It might be all the years of in-breeding or the gin. You decide.

OMFG. It's beautiful but keep it the hell away from me!

I think Danny's issue was pot and perhaps some meth, too. He was a serious pot head.

After the blood rushes to his dick, does he faint?

R7 I'm British. "Oi!" is something you'd shout at a thief. In no part of Britain is a salutation.

In Golder's Green it's usually followed by "Vey!"

He's lucky he's got a hog hanging, because the rest of him is a major disappointment.

Do his buddies know he slips a length to the boys in gay porn?

Aforementioned sad last days thread.

Total chav.

I don't buy for one second that he didn't know he had a far bigger cock than most every other guy his age until he was told by his buddies. That's complete porn bullshit.

So weird. I’d never heard of him.

And DLers can be counted on for being absolutely frozen in time.

Danny hasn't done gay porn in the last 15 years.

I never heard of this guy either but I'm not a size queen.

Most guys with big cocks don't know it until someone tells them.

It originated from a tabloid story, R6, about a worker who got fired from a job site at a Catholic girl's school because the students were obsessed with his hot body. I can't find a link to the actual story, but here's the text of it that was posted on another site.

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[bold]Brickie sacked for being hunky[/bold]

By TONY BONNICI September 16, 2006

HUNKY teenage labourer Joe Norman was sacked from a building site at a girls school — for driving pupils into a frenzy.

The 18-year-old, who had spent the summer helping to build an extension, started getting wolf-whistles when classes resumed after the holidays.

Girls at the Catholic school would yell: “Oi, fit builder!” Then gangs of them started to CHASE him down corridors.

Furious Joe was fired after head Tom Gibson complained to his bosses that he was putting girls off lessons at Holy Cross School in New Malden, Surrey.

The 6ft 2in builder said yesterday: “I couldn’t believe it. I told them it was not my fault if the girls can’t control themselves but they said the headmaster wanted me gone.”

He insisted he never did anything to stir the girls’ passions — and even kept his shirt on.

Single Joe, of Banstead, Surrey, said: “I’m muscular because of the type of work I do. But I’ve never had this problem before. It was quite intimidating.

“When the girls came back they’d say, ‘Oi fit builder’ and would say they fancied me. It could get quite noisy but there was nothing I could do about it. The girls were meeting up in groups and chasing me down the corridor, shouting stuff.

“I certainly didn’t encourage them — even if it did boost my ego. I kept my head down and kept walking. The other builders thought it was all really funny."

Joe was employed by Hampshire firm HA & DB Kitchin Ltd, who hired him on £6 an hour via an agency. He is now looking for another job.

Head Mr Gibson was unavailable for comment at the 911-pupil school yesterday.

Hot! How have I never heard of him? I love British guys who are verbal like this. Very matter-of-fact. I saw a preview video for a British guy's OF recently, and he gave a quick intro of himself (filming in his own flat), then rattled off this very clear list of things he would and would not do like he was telling you the dinner specials. His frankness was hot, but he wasn't aggressive. He was more like, "if you'd like to try this or this, I'll do this. I'm also into this, this, this, and this. Talk to you soon, fellas!"

I hate the cagey, immature way adult men talk about sex. I'd rather a guy be straightforward.

He was pretty good in those Eurocreme/staxus scenes back in the day given he was G4P.