Luigi copycat in Michigan tries to kill his boss

Momma's mussy is bubbling for Nathan Mahoney!

How is stabbing one's OWN boss in the middle of a conference filled iwth one's colleagues, a "Luigi copycat" crime?

Words have meanings.

Exactly R2. If anything, this is a disgruntled employer crime and Luigi wasn't employed by the CEO of United.

How about those tinsel teeth though, huh? I certainly never smiled wide when I had braces, so good for this guy!

What ever happened to simply replacing the Skinny and Sweet with rat poison?

Kill them all

Imagine sitting there in your Tuesday 9am staff meeting with the boss talking and you’re bored as usual and thinking about other things, and then this happens.

R1- I would most certainly like to have him give me a blowjob however one must be wary 😒 with all of those braces on his teeth.

Sounds like Mama’s Mussy is infected.

This is what happens when you rely on A.I. to do the hiring.

Big dick face on this kid.

how desperate are you dumb cunts.

Fruitport? Sounds kinda gay.

[quote] Momma's mussy is bubbling for Nathan Mahoney!

Momma's mussy flaps will get caught up in those braces. Yowch!

No, just no

He's so unfortunately looking

Now how’s he going to pay for his braces?

unfortunately looking at what?

Sounds more like a Dr. Amy Bishop copycat to me.

Will all you queens rally your support behind Tin Teeth here as you do your hero Luigi? I think not.

This is yet another reason upper management should let people work from home.

Those are the strangest looking braces.

I agree, R8, and the operative word here would be “clickbait,” given that as reported not a single element of the incident in any way resembles the Thompson murder, including the fact that the targeted individual didn’t die and that the perp was apprehended while attempting to flee in his own vehicle15 minutes after the attempt was made in a **staff meeting**.

The targeted individual had subordinates where he worked. There the resemblance ends.

Do we need a term for the Datalounge version of clickbait?

Anti-DEI hire who clearly demonstrated he was the best, most qualified candidate.

I think braces are so cute.

Even on failed murderers, R25?

He'd only been there 2 weeks. Sounds like he had a mental breakdown.

Now Marge in accounting who has been there since 1991 and seen all the shit and hasn't had a pay increase in 8 years - that would have made more sense.

[quote]The Fruitport Township Police Department said a 32-year-old suspect, identified as Nathan Mahoney, allegedly stabbed company president Erik Denslow during a staff meeting.

"I told you this could've been a Zoom call, ASSHOLE."

Jaws

Momma's mussy is dripping like a '72 Ford Pinto

Do better, Momma's Mussy!

More killings please, they need to die en mass

[quote] en mass

Oh dear, R32.

[quote] Sounds more like a Dr. Amy Bishop copycat to me.

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