Is this how New Yorkers flirt?

When did this happen, OP?

Mhm.

No, if we want to flirt, we will usually bellow

YO, YOUSE WANNA TAWK LATUH???

Sure.

Where I’m from, 2 guys stare too long in a setting like that you’re fighting haha. Thoughts?

😂 This never fucking happened. I am a genius bullshit detector. This shit is a farce from a bored OP.

Did you raise your caftan alluringly, promising him a hint of the moistness developing underneath?

The last time OP experienced any moistness was many decades ago R6.

Where’s Bernie Goetz when you need him?

Did the train ever leave? What time was this where there was an empty car?

Sure Jan

R5.

And yes R9. Early morning in Lower Lower Manhattan.

Hm. I suspect that may have come into play if he suspected me of swinging that way. But he did give off the appearance of the DL type so, who even knows.

OP, maybe you were being deported.

What's the point of being cautious? OP should have asked if he wanted to come over later after work.

OP decide on a tense (ideally, past) and stick to it.

^ I really should have. But I was unsure, I’m not exactly sure about the dynamics of this city and how Gay men communicate. But I definitely would have enjoyed some Pinga for sure, assuming he even swung that way.

This thread is useless without pics.

OP, did you make your usual offer of inviting him over for Lipton's Onion Soup Dip, Ruffles, and a Golden Girls marathon?

But I imagine this train never left the station.

How much younger than him do you reckon you are, OP?

[quote]Lower Lower Manhattan

So, Staten Island?

No R19. The part where the Stock Exchange is.

Well I still get mistaken for being a younging and I’m 26. But I couldn’t pinpoint his, some people look younger but they’re really older. I would probably pin him to being mid 30s. R18

You were so stupid that you didn’t know to take the subway to 23rd street and walk over to Chelsea Piers for your cruise. Where the hell are you from?

Good for you for being an appropriately aged bottom vs the age of your prey, OP / R21.

I was simply confirming R22. No need to raise your blood pressure over something so trivial you old fart. I bet you resemble expired cottage cheese. I’m sure of it.

Confirming your ignorance. Understood.

Is your first name Luigi, OP?

There is no such thing as lower lower Manhattan. R20 the neighborhood you were in is either Wall Street or downtown.

Well that’s totally incorrect ^

Lower Manhattan is used all the time. Op is dumb, but not for using that description.

Where? There!

He had you wait in what turned out to be a deserted dining car, while the diners parked their drone.

IT'S A COOK BOOK!!!

Your name wouldn't happen to be Denny, would it?

R30 wins for wittiest.