static cling

Your snatch is dried out

A year or two ago my feet were excessively cold during the winter. I started wearing lined Crocs around the house and was getting shocked from static all the time. Turns out those shoes are notorious for static electricity.

No. I always use dryer sheets and nothing gets clinging. Just how I like to live my life, except for my dog. I like her cling.

Science.

Death is near.

What's that? Oh, it's the bottom of the barrel.

higher humidity

It has something to do with the drones.

That's what you get for wearing Crocs R2 you stupid, trashy cunt.

As mentioned, humidity is higher.

Wow, OP. Your life as a vector for static cling is so interesting.

r10 is correct, but there's a reason for the higher humidity this winter. Warm outdoor air can hold much more moisture than cold outdoor air. When outdoor air is heated, it dries it out. But heating 16 degree outdoor air to 72 degrees is going to dry it out much more than heating 45 degree outdoor air to 72 degrees. This has been an unusually warm winter, by and large. Usually we have had 15 inches of snow by this time of year, and this year, we've had about 5 inches, all of which melted the next day.

Yeah, let’s do math.

OP, the implants are now fully charged and your protocol has been authorized. You may wake to find yourself cleaning the windows of a large house in the coming months.