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Yooper Goes Missing at the Grand Canyon

“Did Grandma come back from her hike?”

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by Anonymousreply 27December 22, 2024 11:10 PM

Take care next time you might not be so lucky!

by Anonymousreply 1December 22, 2024 2:31 AM

Did she have any pasties for her trek?

by Anonymousreply 2December 22, 2024 2:38 AM

That's a hard looking 66....

by Anonymousreply 3December 22, 2024 2:52 AM

Giving Bonnie Parker's mother vibes in Bonnie and Clyde.

by Anonymousreply 4December 22, 2024 2:56 AM

The search has been ongoing for 11 days.

by Anonymousreply 5December 22, 2024 3:06 AM

R2 better remember the ketchup packets

by Anonymousreply 6December 22, 2024 3:12 AM

"My parachute didn't opennnnnnnnnnnnnnn."

by Anonymousreply 7December 22, 2024 3:36 AM

Was a "Denny Alert" notification sent out for this poor missing soul?

by Anonymousreply 8December 22, 2024 3:44 AM

“I just went canyon [sic] and lost my way eh”

by Anonymousreply 9December 22, 2024 3:46 AM

Grandma gone!

by Anonymousreply 10December 22, 2024 3:54 AM

where is YPER?

by Anonymousreply 11December 22, 2024 4:08 AM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who love Trump and hate gays. The special interest content is designed to funnel you to biased right wing agenda content.

by Anonymousreply 12December 22, 2024 5:08 AM

i can't sleep thinking about this poor dear who never got back on the tour bus

if there is an update / please post here

by Anonymousreply 13December 22, 2024 10:48 AM

the Grand Canyon was on her bucket list....

so as she froze to death, it must have been a comfort she was able to check that one off!

by Anonymousreply 14December 22, 2024 10:55 AM

Maybe she'll run into the same Indian Bobby and Cindy did when they got lost. He managed to get them back to their family.

by Anonymousreply 15December 22, 2024 12:40 PM

R3 I agree! Maybe she got fed up and ran off the New York to see a plastic surgeon and spend some time at Elizabeth Arden Red Door! She will reappear sometime in March or April fully refreshed and looking beautiful!

by Anonymousreply 16December 22, 2024 1:03 PM

Damn! No wonder people always tell me I look great for my age!

OTOH, I imagine living in the U.P. will cause you to age pretty quickly.

by Anonymousreply 17December 22, 2024 1:27 PM

This is a job for Lassie. Where the fuck is Lassie???

TIMMEEEEÉ!!!!!

(Lassie - TV's first cross-dresser/super star)

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by Anonymousreply 18December 22, 2024 9:07 PM

What the hell is a yooper?

by Anonymousreply 19December 22, 2024 9:30 PM

no fucking clue

by Anonymousreply 20December 22, 2024 9:31 PM

People who live in the Upper Penisula of Michigan. UP - Yooper

by Anonymousreply 21December 22, 2024 9:56 PM

A yooper is someone from Michigan's Upper Peninsula. A UP-er.

by Anonymousreply 22December 22, 2024 9:56 PM

Murdoch NY Post links give SEO and clickdollars to people who love Trump and hate gays.

The cute human interest articles funnel people to right wing hate content.

by Anonymousreply 23December 22, 2024 9:58 PM

I sat next to R23 at a party. I had to sneak out the bathroom window.

by Anonymousreply 24December 22, 2024 10:05 PM

[quote]Search underway for Michigan woman, [bold]86[/bold], who disappeared during Grand Canyon visit

You're welcome, Murdoch organization.

by Anonymousreply 25December 22, 2024 10:08 PM

They pushed her, they always hated granny cunt.

by Anonymousreply 26December 22, 2024 11:07 PM

R24 He must be really fun at parties. That’s person you bring when you dragged somewhere and you unleash them on everyone else after you Irish goodbye them all.

by Anonymousreply 27December 22, 2024 11:10 PM
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