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Going To Ye Old Butt Sex Holiday Orgy Festivity In Two Hours

[quote] * End the year with a bang get ready for an evening where the energy is high, the vibe is hot, and the men are even hotter. Step into a private, uninhibited space where pleasure and connection take center stage, and your desires can run wild. o the Night Includes: 0 • A Seductive Atmosphere: Dark room vibes throughout the house, pulsing music, and a space designed for intimacy and exploration. • Play Zones: From steamy group areas to cozy corners, find your scene and make it yours. Fuck bench, sling, bed, couches, hard dicks and eager holes ready for your use. • Supplies On Hand: Lube, bottled water and more to keep the night going.

I trimmed my crotch last night and I’ve got a new ergonomic metal cockring to wear. I need to take my second Imodium now, and begin douching in 30 minutes.

Joys of the season! 🎄

by Anonymousreply 28December 22, 2024 3:47 PM

Zero, because the sad reality is you'll drink yourself into a stupor, j.o. to internet pron, then pass out.

by Anonymousreply 1December 22, 2024 1:10 AM

Silly r1

I rarely drink and haven’t jacked off to porn in the last two days because some lucky lad will get my babies deposited in to his colon

I will report back after this night of holy night of sodomy and Yuletide cheer

by Anonymousreply 2December 22, 2024 1:15 AM

I salute you OP

by Anonymousreply 3December 22, 2024 1:19 AM

can I come? Promise I won't lay a hand on you

by Anonymousreply 4December 22, 2024 1:21 AM

🤮. What is it? Some kind of solstice Wiccan thing with your coven?

by Anonymousreply 5December 22, 2024 1:25 AM

OP have you measured your asshole diameter so you can perform a before and after size analysis?

All the cool kids are doing it now.

by Anonymousreply 6December 22, 2024 1:29 AM

You’d have to screened by the hosts r4

Ate you hot and have a big dick ?

Currently on my living rooms floor, doing abs and push ups to be ready

by Anonymousreply 7December 22, 2024 1:30 AM

It all sounds pretty sad OP

by Anonymousreply 8December 22, 2024 1:31 AM

What, exactly, saddens you r8?

by Anonymousreply 9December 22, 2024 1:33 AM

OP, it's a good thing you switched with Father Johnny to do 11am mass instead of 7am!

by Anonymousreply 10December 22, 2024 1:33 AM

Not a religious person r10

I have tickets to see Gladiator 2 at noon tomorrow with and out of town. So no church, just fun.

by Anonymousreply 11December 22, 2024 1:37 AM

Happy Hole-i-days!

by Anonymousreply 12December 22, 2024 1:39 AM

I'm very offended and disappointed you didn't address my question OP.

by Anonymousreply 13December 22, 2024 1:44 AM

This is an example of my new ergonomic metal cockring

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 14December 22, 2024 1:45 AM

OP, sometime tomorrow or the next day, could you give us an quick summary of your night out?

by Anonymousreply 15December 22, 2024 1:48 AM

Yes, that’s the point r15

Thank you for your interest and for contributing to camaraderie of Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 16December 22, 2024 1:50 AM

Last time a thread like this was started the OP vanished and we were left waiting for a report back. Don’t be like person OP. We’re invested now and want details.

by Anonymousreply 17December 22, 2024 1:52 AM

Nice to see you at the datalounge, Senator Graham

by Anonymousreply 18December 22, 2024 1:55 AM

Be kind and let some pathetic eldergay have a few slurps of your ergonomically augmented Tootsie Pop, OP. You needn't even touch his puny cocklet.

It IS Christmas after all. Follow the spirit of Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 19December 22, 2024 2:12 AM

*sigh*

meeemmm-riireess.....

by Anonymousreply 20December 22, 2024 2:15 AM

Lucky she.

It's all bed knobs and broomsticks here.

by Anonymousreply 21December 22, 2024 2:48 AM

It just sounds so desperate and sad to try and maintain some kind of joy and envy in others by trashing your body and psyche. Yeah I said it. Those days are really over.

by Anonymousreply 22December 22, 2024 2:50 AM

So how did it go, OP? Were the guys hot or just meh?

by Anonymousreply 23December 22, 2024 3:00 PM

R23, you misspelled “meth”.

by Anonymousreply 24December 22, 2024 3:06 PM

Sounds like a fun night OP, would like some details

by Anonymousreply 25December 22, 2024 3:15 PM

Congratulations to whomever left R22 off of the Holiday Orgy Festivity guest list.

by Anonymousreply 26December 22, 2024 3:23 PM

Love you OP. A mercenary after my own heart.

by Anonymousreply 27December 22, 2024 3:35 PM

There were a lot of hot guys there…some ugly ones too

My evening did not go as planned

A kind friend, who is super hot and super crazy, salvaged my night

I’ll write a more detailed synopsis later, I must prepare for my out of town friends arrival

by Anonymousreply 28December 22, 2024 3:47 PM
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