Going To Ye Old Butt Sex Holiday Orgy Festivity In Two Hours
[quote] * End the year with a bang get ready for an evening where the energy is high, the vibe is hot, and the men are even hotter. Step into a private, uninhibited space where pleasure and connection take center stage, and your desires can run wild. o the Night Includes: 0 • A Seductive Atmosphere: Dark room vibes throughout the house, pulsing music, and a space designed for intimacy and exploration. • Play Zones: From steamy group areas to cozy corners, find your scene and make it yours. Fuck bench, sling, bed, couches, hard dicks and eager holes ready for your use. • Supplies On Hand: Lube, bottled water and more to keep the night going.
I trimmed my crotch last night and I’ve got a new ergonomic metal cockring to wear. I need to take my second Imodium now, and begin douching in 30 minutes.
Joys of the season! 🎄
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 22, 2024 3:47 PM
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Zero, because the sad reality is you'll drink yourself into a stupor, j.o. to internet pron, then pass out.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 22, 2024 1:10 AM
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Silly r1
I rarely drink and haven’t jacked off to porn in the last two days because some lucky lad will get my babies deposited in to his colon
I will report back after this night of holy night of sodomy and Yuletide cheer
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 22, 2024 1:15 AM
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can I come? Promise I won't lay a hand on you
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 22, 2024 1:21 AM
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🤮. What is it? Some kind of solstice Wiccan thing with your coven?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 22, 2024 1:25 AM
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OP have you measured your asshole diameter so you can perform a before and after size analysis?
All the cool kids are doing it now.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 22, 2024 1:29 AM
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You’d have to screened by the hosts r4
Ate you hot and have a big dick ?
Currently on my living rooms floor, doing abs and push ups to be ready
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 22, 2024 1:30 AM
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It all sounds pretty sad OP
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 22, 2024 1:31 AM
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What, exactly, saddens you r8?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 22, 2024 1:33 AM
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OP, it's a good thing you switched with Father Johnny to do 11am mass instead of 7am!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 22, 2024 1:33 AM
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Not a religious person r10
I have tickets to see Gladiator 2 at noon tomorrow with and out of town. So no church, just fun.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 22, 2024 1:37 AM
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I'm very offended and disappointed you didn't address my question OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 22, 2024 1:44 AM
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This is an example of my new ergonomic metal cockring
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | December 22, 2024 1:45 AM
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OP, sometime tomorrow or the next day, could you give us an quick summary of your night out?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 22, 2024 1:48 AM
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Yes, that’s the point r15
Thank you for your interest and for contributing to camaraderie of Datalounge
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 22, 2024 1:50 AM
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Last time a thread like this was started the OP vanished and we were left waiting for a report back. Don’t be like person OP. We’re invested now and want details.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 22, 2024 1:52 AM
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Nice to see you at the datalounge, Senator Graham
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 22, 2024 1:55 AM
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Be kind and let some pathetic eldergay have a few slurps of your ergonomically augmented Tootsie Pop, OP. You needn't even touch his puny cocklet.
It IS Christmas after all. Follow the spirit of Jesus!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 22, 2024 2:12 AM
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Lucky she.
It's all bed knobs and broomsticks here.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 22, 2024 2:48 AM
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It just sounds so desperate and sad to try and maintain some kind of joy and envy in others by trashing your body and psyche. Yeah I said it. Those days are really over.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 22, 2024 2:50 AM
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So how did it go, OP? Were the guys hot or just meh?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 22, 2024 3:00 PM
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R23, you misspelled “meth”.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 22, 2024 3:06 PM
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Sounds like a fun night OP, would like some details
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 22, 2024 3:15 PM
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Congratulations to whomever left R22 off of the Holiday Orgy Festivity guest list.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 22, 2024 3:23 PM
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Love you OP. A mercenary after my own heart.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 22, 2024 3:35 PM
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There were a lot of hot guys there…some ugly ones too
My evening did not go as planned
A kind friend, who is super hot and super crazy, salvaged my night
I’ll write a more detailed synopsis later, I must prepare for my out of town friends arrival
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 22, 2024 3:47 PM
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