I love all of you this Christmas

OP, I love you, too!

Merry Christmas!

Also, I'm American and I don't over-sweeten or salt food.

I think the whole sweet potato with marshmallow thing is shit, always have.

Salt is a person's own prerogative. I don't over season food on principle

Also, if we can't have an epic thread about a PA neighbor fight, I thought this might substitute.

Merry Christmas, OP.

DL is where my inner cuntery gets validation.

Unusual post OP but thank you and Merry Christmas to you!

Bless you OP dear.

Enjoy the holiday.

Is OP dieding 🥲 ?

MARY!!!! Christmas, OP!

Welcum, r5. You really missed out with this thread.

Merry Christmas to you!

Sorry, here.

Well I've been coming her for 20 years. Every day.

And I not only want to wish you Merry Christmas, but also Happy New Year.

And I love everyone here even more. And also forever.

It’s Happy Holidays not Merry Christmas. The War on Christmas is still being fought even if Fox News has given up ‘reporting’ on it.

Merry Christmas, you fat whore!

Merry Christmas to you, too, OP

I bless the wonder of life and the newness of living.

Also, Merry Christmas to OP and all of you, or whatever nonsense holiday you insist on celebrating instead.

r13 yes, noted! So un-PC of me.

I'm feeling nostalgic.

Merry Christmas from the imps on the naughty list, OP.

R11 how many times did you watch THE video?

r20 only once

Yeah, me too, only once

there are some things you only need to see once.

i also saw the Christmas Market drive-through massacre and I never want to see it again.

It was doing searches on Kyan Douglas that brought me to this site, way back in 2003. I got hooked pretty quick. Frankly whenever I want to buy something new, I don't only search for Amazon & Google comments, I come here also to see if you bitches have discussed it.

Merry Christmas to One and All.

I love you, too, OP. 🎄🥰🙏. I wish everyone here a Merry Christmas and I hope next year is good to us all🍾🎁🎄🥰

We will always have the Baked Potato Bar, OP.

Merry Fucking Christmas, assholes!!!

I’m going to put out some milk and cookies (sniffed, of course) for the ghost of the Xmas Moose.

I'm adding "taco flavorings" to the baked potato bar this year: taco meat, beans, sour cream, salsa.

ENJOY!

Refreshing post OP. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kick Ass Kwanza everyone!

[Quote] Is OP dieding

Casted

Nobody liked the Christmas moose, r27. Let it starve.

Merry Christmas, OP, and the rest of us Pointless Bitches! I love you.

We love you too, OP. I wish there was better celebrity gossip on this site like there used to be back in the old days, but I think all the celebrity insiders are retired and the new crop is taking their NDA's a little too seriously.

Wimps.

OP Happy Christmas . Hope you get your halls decked.

Merry Christmas and Happy Yule OP.

R34 that is truly a Christmas gift

I don’t know where I could get my negative sarcasm out if I didn’t have DL.

Where is the Christmas Mouse?

mouse or mousse?

Merry Christmas, OP. I made this for you, a fancy Hostess Ho-Ho, I mean bûche de Noël.

I love it, r40!

And thank you for the recipe; i've actually always wanted to make a from-scratch Ho-Ho without all the preservatives/chemicals

Thank you, OP. Cheers!

I am 5 yrs old on DL but at least I pay for it not like some of the cheap sons a witches on here. Happy Festivus to all legit DLers!!

r43 - please accept my donation to the Human Fund on your behalf.

I’ve been here since the beginning and I keep coming back because I love the mafucken lot of you.

A day without DL is like a day without sunshine.

Prunes and cod to y'all!!

Merry Christmas, OP, i feel much the same.

You type fat.

Best wishes to all for a merry holiday and a happy healthy prosperous new year!

Bah Humbug. Any fool that walks about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. Are there no prisons, are there no workhouses? Those that are unfortunate must go there and reduce the surplus population. We pay enough taxes to support these worthy institutions in their work.

It’s almost Christmas Eve 🎄 and I may as well draw a bath 🛀 and do my annual stinkpussy cleanse

That Santa looks scary.

We love you too Minnie.

And the rest of the year?

Will you still love me/us tomorrow?🎶

Happy, Joyful, Merry Christmas to all!

Merry Christmas, OP and all DLers. A bright spot in this dark world!

I was about 22 when I found DL. Crazy thing is, that was 23 years ago, and I STILL look 22.

An authenticated account on DL is even more effective than a painting in the attic VOTN.

I love all you still!

I'm not looking forward to showing up to family dinner, though.

We're like the Fountain of Youth VOTN, or well, delusions of youth, which is almost as good!

I forgot to include a photo. Hugs.

NOT OP, r62

Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you all

Bah humbug on anyone who doesn't miss the Moose.

The Christmas Moose was a kind and gentle wanderer through the thickets of DL. And the wetlands along Rt 93 in Stoneham. And Franklin Park, too.

I miss the Moose.

One Christmas someone gave me Moose in a can. I was afraid to open it expecting grossness. I worked up the nerve and it turned out to be a cute stuffed animal.

You said "thickets" r65.

You are forever my DL favorite.

hosting or ghosting?

I’m sorry for being a big bitch this year to all of you. Merry Christmas.

I’m nice as pie most of the time. Probably the nicest person you’ve ever met. Fast forward 24 hrs and I can be THE biggest bitch you’ve encountered in years. I’m moody as hell thanks to my chronic condition and I will make it be known to whoever or whatever happens to be within earshot at the time.

OP, you’re a whore, darlin’.

But I luv ya anyway. And most everyone here, too. You’ve all got me through some tough times in my life.

OP - you type fat.

But who cares because it's the holidays.

So Merry Christmas you lovely tub of lard.

The "I love you" shaky-language Christmas poster is early this year.

"I come here every day for over 15 years"? And still no decent English? Oh, dear.

Could the "Where's the Christmas Mouse?" troll be far behind?

Look at my pussy lips! They’re so loose!

It must be a drag for working people to have only one day off when it Christmas falls on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday. Why does it have to be December 25th? Move it to a Friday.

I closed down our office for 10 days. I'm sick of this bullshit of two days.

🎶 All I want for Kissmyass is youuuuu! 🎶

I detest cheap sentiment.

[quote]R73: Could the "Where's the Christmas Mouse?" troll be far behind?

It has already put in an appearance, at R38.

°–°

r78 i still detest you

and you, and you!

Make sure to love 💕 yourself throughout the sometimes brutal Holidays

It's very hard to replicate my life in SF & NY in the late 70s - DL comes the closest. Cheers to you all.

And here's Mr George Lee Andrews with a nice little ditty.

You know every now and then I get the urge to flap my pussy lips.

Love you, too, OP and all of you DL carol bells!

Hi, Shitta! R84

Merry Asshole

Peace to you, r85 and r86.

You too Shitta.

Remember to always use Lume or a spray deodorant on your pussy and asshole

[quote]I detest cheap sentiment.

And I adore it.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

I think I love most of DL. It's been 15 years and I think you're my best friend. I wish we had a party or convention once a year.

Hope it's a lovely Christmas for all. It may be my last.

Merry Xmas, peeps! I started coming to DL in either late 2000 or early 2001 - I was living abroad at the time; I was young, confused, and isolated, and I badly needed (and craved) the wicked humor, the pointless bitchery, and the sense of community that I found here. Sometimes people will benchmark their DL age according to the WTC/Insatiable Bottom thread, and I was definitely following that thread (from overseas) as it updated on that shocking day, but was pretty new to the site at that time.

I've taken several breaks over the years (some of a year or more) and didn't authenticate until a few years back, which is recent compared to how long I've actually been posting (and lurking). DL has been a more important part of my life over the years than I would readily admit to most people, even with the trolls and the flamewars etc., so how weird is that?

So it makes sense to wish all of you bitches a very happy holiday. Especially those who are struggling with grief, loneliness/isolation, shitty family dynamics. Hug your pets and accept my best wishes for a better New Year.

R69 is ‘’Oh Dear”

[quote] there are some things you only need to see once.

Indeed. One sees my poosie the first time and gets hooked.

Lots of love, folks. 💙

Happy holidays to all you bitches!

I'll be cuntin' around the Christmas tree tomorrow with all of youse!