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Little life hacks you can do to make your life measurably better

Flip and rotate your mattress--or if it just has a pillowtop on one side, then just rotate it. It will feel like a new mattress when you sleep in it, and you'll be much more comfortable.

by Anonymousreply 65December 24, 2024 3:01 AM

Zucchini can be used as dildoes

by Anonymousreply 1December 21, 2024 3:36 AM

Thanks R1 - I needed that!

by Anonymousreply 2December 21, 2024 4:48 AM

Take off your shoes if you're going to drive more than 20 minutes. You don't need them to drive and you'll be more comfortable.

by Anonymousreply 3December 21, 2024 12:51 PM

Take out your penis if you're going to drive more than 20 minutes. You'll be giving your passengers a treat and you'll be more comfortable.

by Anonymousreply 4December 21, 2024 12:59 PM

Benoît Carcenat at Le Valrose in Rougemont will cater your Christmas party in Gstaad for half the price of Robert Speth.

by Anonymousreply 5December 21, 2024 12:59 PM

Slapping faces viciously and with impunity

by Anonymousreply 6December 21, 2024 1:06 PM

I organize my bed linens by folding the top sheet, fitted sheets and one pillow cover together and placing them inside the remaining pillow cover. Everything is all together and I could pull it out in one grab.

by Anonymousreply 7December 21, 2024 1:44 PM

R7 is going to change my life.

by Anonymousreply 8December 21, 2024 2:08 PM

R7? Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.

by Anonymousreply 9December 21, 2024 2:18 PM

I organize bed linens and penis by folding the top sheet, fitted sheets and one pillow cover together and then placing my penis inside the remaining pillow cover. Everything is all together and I could pull it out in one grab.

by Anonymousreply 10December 21, 2024 3:05 PM

Take one of the small 9volt batteries, and toich the posts very quickly to your tongue. It gives a burst of energy, and is quite helpful for you.

by Anonymousreply 11December 21, 2024 3:10 PM

One great one is to stop using the ultra-cringe term “life hacks”

by Anonymousreply 12December 21, 2024 3:16 PM

R12 “ultra cringe” is even more moronic. Good lord, you’re an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 13December 21, 2024 3:18 PM

as someone who is so unorganised, but willing to learn, i love this thread. The bed linen idea is great. x

by Anonymousreply 14December 21, 2024 3:19 PM

I take the utensil basket out of the dishwasher and just upend the contents into the designated drawer. I gradually worked up to this after a move in which my flatware organizer got misplaced. Over time I realized it was completely unnecessary to sort knives, forks, and spoons prior to use.

If you don’t live alone or you sit down to three meals a day at home, this might not work.

by Anonymousreply 15December 21, 2024 3:26 PM

I take the utensil basket out of the dishwasher and just put my penis in its place. I gradually worked up to this after a move in which my penis got soiled. Over time I realized it was completely unnecessary to wash my penis prior to use.

If you don’t live alone, this might not work.

by Anonymousreply 16December 21, 2024 3:38 PM

Spread Yule Cheer

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by Anonymousreply 17December 21, 2024 3:59 PM

[Quote] Take one of the small 9volt batteries

What the fuck uses 9 volt batteries nowadays

by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2024 4:26 PM

R18 Are you ok?

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by Anonymousreply 19December 21, 2024 4:28 PM

I touch a 9volt battery to my penis to spice things up for the holidays

by Anonymousreply 20December 21, 2024 4:45 PM

IME, flipping the mattress makes no discernible difference.

by Anonymousreply 21December 21, 2024 4:47 PM

Cleaning drains with a baking soda and vinegar mix.

by Anonymousreply 22December 21, 2024 4:53 PM

Trump’s America cannot be made better by little hacks.

by Anonymousreply 23December 21, 2024 4:55 PM

Never adopt a pit bull.

by Anonymousreply 24December 21, 2024 4:58 PM

When we change clocks in the Spring and Fall I rotate the mattress (since I sleep alone and tend to sleep on one side), change all air and water filters, rotate the rug in the living room and flip all the sofa and chair cushions. I know the time changes don't occur exactly 6 months apart but I would forgot to do these things otherwise. I'll be happy when tRump does away with Daylight Savings since it will save me a ton of work!

by Anonymousreply 25December 21, 2024 5:20 PM

I learned this one the hard way. Get yourself a wall mounted combo lock box for the exterior of your home. Keep a spare key inside. Great for that unexpected emergency when you need someone to have access to your house or you lose your key. Spend a few bucks now, and if you ever have occasion to need it, you will thank me later.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 21, 2024 5:34 PM

As my mum did I anal douche with..

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by Anonymousreply 27December 22, 2024 12:48 AM

Thank you for your perspective, R23. I am of a similar mind.

And rotating or flipping your mattress is in no sense a "hack." It's a practice, task, habit, etc. A hack is something that cuts through unnecessary steps or lets you avoid a problem or shorten a process, like prelubing. Don't make me tell you again.

by Anonymousreply 28December 22, 2024 12:56 AM

Slapping faces then for the win

by Anonymousreply 29December 22, 2024 1:11 AM

Gift-giving is my love language and I get a lot of pleasure out of finding the perfect presents for loved ones. Here is my best life tip for upping your gifting game if it's not something that comes naturally...

I keep a running list of gift ideas in a note file on my cellphone. When someone I care about makes a comment about something they really need or wish they had, I secretly make note of it. Things they express a lot of nostalgia for or something they've expressed wanting to learn more about are also helpful to make note of. Makes Christmas/birthdays/anniversary gift-giving so much easier and people are always touched you remembered something they mentioned wanting or loving months or years earlier. Also helpful to make note of their favorite colors, clothing sizes, etc. by their name.

When I'm dating someone seriously, I also keep a running list on my phone of lots of their favorite things as they reveal them--meals and comfort foods, colors, collections, songs, smells, movies, writers, artists, sports figures, favorite childhood characters, etc. You may think you have all this information committed to memory, and maybe you do, but having it all listed out in front of you makes thinking up thoughtful gift ideas and/or romantic gestures off the cuff so much easier.

by Anonymousreply 30December 22, 2024 8:12 AM

If you're a heavy sweater and want to avoid pit stains during a job interview, date, nice event, etc., slap some ladies panty liners on the inside underarm area of your shirts. Helps cut down on dry cleaning bills too.

by Anonymousreply 31December 22, 2024 8:34 AM

When you are boiling vegetables, pasta, etc in water, if you place a wooden spoon across the top of the (lidless) pot, the water will never boil over.

by Anonymousreply 32December 22, 2024 12:52 PM

Interesting one, r32. I've never heard of that.

by Anonymousreply 33December 22, 2024 12:58 PM

I didn't believe it when I first heard it, but it works!

I have noticed that you sometimes see it on cheffy TV shows. I thought they were just doing it so the spoon would be available and off the counter, but no, this is why.

by Anonymousreply 34December 22, 2024 1:00 PM

Pre-lube before going out

by Anonymousreply 35December 22, 2024 1:00 PM

FLEET ENEMA

by Anonymousreply 36December 22, 2024 1:30 PM

Wiping the inside of fogged car windows with a chalkboard eraser will avoid streak marks.

by Anonymousreply 37December 22, 2024 2:33 PM

Use a ricer to squeeze the excess liquid from defrosted frozen spinach.

When you spray a pan with PAM oil, spray it over the open door of your dishwasher. The excess oil mist will be washed away when you run the dishwasher.

by Anonymousreply 38December 22, 2024 2:40 PM

^ I should specify "potato ricer".

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by Anonymousreply 39December 22, 2024 2:46 PM

R7, wouldn't it be simpler to just stop shitting the bed?

by Anonymousreply 40December 22, 2024 2:56 PM

Did Heloise DIE?

by Anonymousreply 41December 22, 2024 4:25 PM

R41 in a big way

by Anonymousreply 42December 22, 2024 4:33 PM

When you spray a pan with PAM oil, spray it over the top of your penis. The excess oil mist will be washed away when you run your penis through the dishwasher.

by Anonymousreply 43December 22, 2024 4:58 PM

[quote] And rotating or flipping your mattress is in no sense a "hack." It's a practice, task, habit, etc. A hack is something that cuts through unnecessary steps or lets you avoid a problem or shorten a process, like prelubing. Don't make me tell you again.

Another tip: change out your tampon. Yours sounds FULL.

by Anonymousreply 44December 22, 2024 5:08 PM

Hack right THROUGH

by Anonymousreply 45December 22, 2024 6:04 PM

My hack is to hack out of my left lung first, because that's the one with the fungus, and THEN to hack through the right one, because that's the one with the spots that don't look good. The blood gets rid of the moldy taste.

Keep them coming! We all need the little tips that make life better/easier/stupider.

by Anonymousreply 46December 22, 2024 7:43 PM

R38, we don't use frozen spinach, for fuck's sake.

by Anonymousreply 47December 22, 2024 7:44 PM

^What do you use to make your holiday spinach dip?

by Anonymousreply 48December 22, 2024 7:46 PM

a hack saw

by Anonymousreply 49December 22, 2024 9:24 PM

If you don't have cucumber on hand, zucchini can be used in a pinch as a perfectly serviceable dildo.

by Anonymousreply 50December 22, 2024 11:22 PM

If your coffee is too hot and you want to drink it right away, pour it into a second mug. Cools off immediately.

by Anonymousreply 51December 22, 2024 11:35 PM

I use a butternut squash.

by Anonymousreply 52December 22, 2024 11:36 PM

White vinegar and a squirt of liquid dish soap in spray bottle will get your glass shower doors looking brand new. Let it sit for a while and then sponge clean it. No more water, mineral residue.

I use just enough for one cleaning and empty the bottle spraying on the doors. I don’t like leaving any left to sit I. The bottle.

by Anonymousreply 53December 22, 2024 11:38 PM

I keep de-icing windshield washing fluid in a spray bottle to spray my windshield down with before getting in the car on icy mornings. It will very quickly melt down a fairly thick layer of ice and keep it from refreezing over. Works a treat as long as temperatures are above -15 Fahrenheit.

by Anonymousreply 54December 22, 2024 11:49 PM

Aspirin before a night of gooning on poppers will keep that headache at bay

by Anonymousreply 55December 23, 2024 12:01 AM

Use an empty Kleenex box to store plastic grocery bags (if they are used where you live). Also useful for storing those thin plastic produce bags. I use these bags to clean up after my dogs.

by Anonymousreply 56December 23, 2024 12:03 AM

This is all so exhausting!

by Anonymousreply 57December 23, 2024 12:27 AM

Pack a binder clip and black file dots (from an office supply store) if you’re sensitive to light in hotel rooms. I fold the curtains over each other and hold them closed with the binder clip to stop light from passing through. The black file dots cover all the irritating glowing LED pinlights on the television monitor and outlets, and sometimes the peep hole if the hall light is bright. Some hotels have more LED lights than a landing strips, and these irritating glowing green and red lights keep me awake.

by Anonymousreply 58December 23, 2024 1:06 AM

I second R38's enthusiasm for the potato ricer. In its normal job, it produces flawless mash every time. If you cook them soft enough, it will also mash almost any other non-leafy vegetable.

Thanks for the tip about using it to get excess water out of leafys, though. That'll work for herbs as well!

by Anonymousreply 59December 23, 2024 1:22 AM

No, thanks.

I'll keep looking for those little things that make my life [italic]immeasurably[/italic] better.

by Anonymousreply 60December 23, 2024 1:33 AM

When you are boiling vegetables, pasta, etc in water, if you place a wooden spoon in your pants against your penis, you will feel a pleasant sensation while you watch the water so it doesn't boil over.

by Anonymousreply 61December 23, 2024 3:58 PM

A regular laugh riot at R61!

by Anonymousreply 62December 23, 2024 6:14 PM

R58 = Nosferatu

by Anonymousreply 63December 23, 2024 6:27 PM

I'm enjoying the penis theme weaving gently through this thread. It's not too much.

I imagine he would do my post as, "I enjoy weaving my penis gently through my threads," or something.

by Anonymousreply 64December 24, 2024 2:30 AM

If you are like r62, I'm sorry, but there is no hack to hide your tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 65December 24, 2024 3:01 AM
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