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I woke up with a sore asshole and it’s lasted all day

I guess triple anal was too much for my ass last night.

by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2024 11:21 PM

Epsom salt worked for my hole

by Anonymousreply 1December 21, 2024 3:42 AM

Someone in a Trailer Trash Boys scene suffered from this. He got a friend to apply Vaseline to the afflicted area.

by Anonymousreply 2December 21, 2024 3:48 AM

Welcome to my life!

by Anonymousreply 3December 21, 2024 3:48 AM

"I Woke up with a sore asshole and it lasted all day" ...isn't that an old David Cassidy song?

by Anonymousreply 4December 21, 2024 4:15 AM

I tried to warn you Gayle, but you kept saying “It’s my birthday!!!!!!! Let ME have some fun for a change and you just go over there and watch.”

by Anonymousreply 5December 21, 2024 4:42 AM

Whore

by Anonymousreply 6December 21, 2024 4:45 AM

Show off.

by Anonymousreply 7December 21, 2024 4:46 AM

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

by Anonymousreply 8December 21, 2024 4:48 AM

I hope you feel better soon, Gisèle.

by Anonymousreply 9December 21, 2024 4:53 AM

I'm sorry.Mommy didn't hug you enough , r4.

by Anonymousreply 10December 21, 2024 5:14 AM

shore ashhole

by Anonymousreply 11December 21, 2024 5:15 AM

Show off

by Anonymousreply 12December 21, 2024 5:31 AM

[quote]I woke up with a sore asshole

What's his name?

by Anonymousreply 13December 21, 2024 5:33 PM

Ma'am this is an Arby's.

by Anonymousreply 14December 21, 2024 5:38 PM

OP is pregnant now. Who's the father?

by Anonymousreply 15December 21, 2024 11:03 PM

Triple benetration requires exceptionally long dongs.

by Anonymousreply 16December 21, 2024 11:19 PM

Novice.

by Anonymousreply 17December 21, 2024 11:20 PM

Buck would never have a sore asshole.

by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2024 11:21 PM
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