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Princess Michael has fallen and she can’t get up.

A banana peel was found at the bottom of the stairs.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2024 10:47 PM

Couldn’t have happen to a nicer person.

by Anonymousreply 1December 20, 2024 5:57 AM

Was she wearing heels from the Nancy Pelosi Collection?

by Anonymousreply 2December 20, 2024 5:57 AM

No, the Ivana Trump Memorial Collection r2

by Anonymousreply 3December 20, 2024 6:00 AM

Lmao! ⬆️

by Anonymousreply 4December 20, 2024 6:08 AM

The pirate look suits her!

by Anonymousreply 5December 20, 2024 6:17 AM

She tripped while carrying coats down the stairs and broke both wrists as she used her hands to break the fall.

by Anonymousreply 6December 20, 2024 7:01 AM

She needs to sue her landlord.

by Anonymousreply 7December 20, 2024 7:03 AM

But was she wearing one of those darling "Sambo" brooches?!?

by Anonymousreply 8December 20, 2024 7:14 AM

“Couldn’t have happened”, R1, not “happen” - even though it sounds the same.

by Anonymousreply 9December 20, 2024 7:17 AM

One too many Pimms at the King's Christmas lunch yesterday, perhaps.

by Anonymousreply 10December 20, 2024 7:24 AM

I think she fell before the lunch, and attended with both her wrists in splints. She probably still managed to down a few Pimms with a very long straw.

by Anonymousreply 11December 20, 2024 7:33 AM

Quite likely, R11 - a free lunch is a free lunch when you’re not on the Sovereign Grant.

by Anonymousreply 12December 20, 2024 7:36 AM

Without milk!

by Anonymousreply 13December 20, 2024 12:25 PM

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Louis to finish the job.

by Anonymousreply 14December 20, 2024 12:30 PM

They should be on a look out for an owl.

by Anonymousreply 15December 20, 2024 12:37 PM

Poor cunt.

I hope she was wearing her Blackamoor Brooch at the time.

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by Anonymousreply 16December 21, 2024 10:36 PM

One finger, huh? I bet I know which finger it is.

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by Anonymousreply 17December 21, 2024 10:37 PM

She was born a Nazi and likely still believes! Horrid human being.

by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2024 10:47 PM
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