For gay men: what woman could you have sex with, were you able to choose?

OP you need a new forum. You took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up here by accident.

None OP. I'm gay. I'm not attracted to women because I'm gay.

R1, R2`, I am gay as the wind.

The male body is the seat of my erotic attention.

This is a theoretical question.

Do you mean be? Barbara

I was really into Lena Olin during the second season of Alias.

Carla Gugino but she would need to seduce me first.

I found her weirdly hot in Romeo is Bleeding, r5. She has a really evil smile.

Caitlin Jenner. Because shes a man.

Rosie O.

OP gay men don’t have sex with women and any choice they make will be with a man. Now, off you troll.

Absolutely none whatsoever, as others have said, I don't want to have sex with any woman, because I'm gay. Never have wanted to, never will.

My willy wouldn't rise to the occasion. At most, I've been mildly curious about what breasts might feel like.

NONE!

I find some women absolutely beautiful, and can recognize that they're sexy, but I have zero interest in actually having sex with them. Just like a lot of DL fantasies about "straight men definitely secretly want to have sex because xyz reason..." No, they don't. Just like us gay guys don't secretly want to have sex with women - even after 6 beers.

The very thought has me reaching for my smelling salts.

Is this a Teacake thread?

r16 Probably - but don't summon it please - it's been quiet lately - alternating between its new teacake, Mao, Voice, etc. usernames.

I'd stick to a FTM trans, thanks.

Bonnie Franklin, but only if she wore her most seductive polyester cowlneck sweater while going bra-less.

Do these guys want to sodomize the woman? Bonnie Franklin, Kate Jackson

I used to jerk off to a picture of Martina Navratilova in Parade magazine.

I find Jennifer Gray very sexy in Dirty Dancing and if she came slinking up to me like in the Hey Lover Boy scene, I might let her suck my dick. But honestly I much prefer admiring her on screen and absolutely don’t want anything to do with her pussy.

Honestly, not something I think about much, but if presented with an opportunity and she was charming and sexy, probably most talented and beautiful actresses out there.

Vivian Vance

OP is fat FTM tranny with hairy pendulous pork tits and a dried up twat between her legs

*I am as gay as the wind* indeed, you psycho cunt

Barbra, if she agreed to sing "Evergreen" during the act?

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OP has to be the Condolezza Rice troll. Same I.Q

R26 here-- due to DL's draconian hatred for the Independent (who is the source of the photo link), my post doesn't show. What I wrote was, despite being pretty much a Kinsey 6 (I have never had sex with a woman, nor have I really ever wanted to), if I HAD to—and I know this is a revolting wild card to some of you—it'd be Courtney Love. Probably mid-'90s Courtney. She has enough masculine energy, aggression, and testosterone that maybe I could be remotely turned on. I know many disagree, but I've also always thought she was pretty. Plus, she's tall and has broad shoulders. I have a feeling that for many a gay man, Courtney was the last fuck in lady town before they fully embraced their homosexuality (and I am betting she probably wears this as a badge of honor).

R20 Ms Jackson requests not to be ever associated with or named alongside Bonnie Franklin.

Idk. I can find someone like Mia Goth delicious. She certainly doesn't repulse me but what do you want? She's a woman...

Barbara Walters