Highly Disappointing: PRINCE TIMMY CHALAMET Has His Dudebro Phase

Is it true he used to date Lourdes?

They brought out Tammy and Saoirse to rescue Chalatrashian after that Kartrashian cringe in LA.

He used to fuck her two holes, with his 8 inch long bent veiny chlamydia dick.

Learning from the Master.

Tom Cruise is lowkey morphing into Rod Stewart. I said what I said.

Tom kind of looks cute, all old and puffy.

Tom is edging into Cher territory

Highly unnatural

Sleazy with the facial hair.

R8- and quite average looking

R1 date is a funny word, no?

[quote] Tom Cruise is lowkey

Was he ever high key about anything? When he jumped on the couch perhaps?

R10 = Rafael Nadal

Pronounshed SHURSSHA! Did I shay it right, mama?

R4: Are these fags fucking?

I thought he was with Kylie Jenner? What's his deal? Is he gay or not? I do hope the Bob Dylan movie is good.

WTF Tammy!

He always looks stoned.

R15: I think he’s gay but he can’t come out because his fan base consists of entirely teenage girls.

Sad Timothee. No one wants to see his crappy Bob Dylan film.

R4 Tammy is 5'6" so that makes Timmy around 5'9" 10" tops if he doesn't slouch?

He’s homely af, fr…

R19, My friend does, so I'll report back on 12/26.

P.S. The movie's official opening is Christmas Day, but some theaters are showing it 12/24.

Hmm. We are less than a week out and the tracking is … not good. They can’t even tell if his fans will show up.

I always enjoyed his wardrobe.

The poison pen of a Datalounger

“They seem confused. He’s very much in his dudebro era, having ditched the lacy tops and open-backed jumpsuits that characterized his more adventurous style periods of the past. We wish him well with his new normcore ways, but he looks like shit and we’ll continue telling him that.“

OP FYI every time that you call this horrid little chinless gnome “Timmy” I stick another pin in my Timmy doll.

Actions have consequences.

I wonder if Tom is recruiting for the clams. This film has the same feeling as “Joy.” Timothee is due for a fall but Dune 3 will prop him up. Austin Butler is the top young dog.

I don't really understand the demographic they're going for with this film. His young fans won't have even heard of Bob Dylan. I know two Dylan superfans and they've both said they're not interested in it as it's factually inaccurate, according to them. I'm mid-forties and couldn't name a Dylan song if my life depended on it.

Then you have bad taste in music ^

R29 You're probably right. I just can't imagine the majority of the cinema-going public saying "omg a Bob Dylan biopic?? I can't wait!!".

Spot on. It's going to be yet ANOTHER flop R30. Chalamet's entire career has been one flop after the other with the exception of Wonka and Dune - both of which audiences would have flocked to see had Chalamet's role been played by anybody. Anybody at all. He had nothing to do with the success of either film. And on top of that he's disgustingly ugly with a flat ass.

..it's weird..i actually like the facial hair..

He looks like a ferret R32.

The facial hair does emphasize his rodent qualities.

Cute couple in the op pic

R28, Please be assured that flaunting your ignorance of a cultural icon does not redound to your credit.

Because never having heard of, let alone heard, "The Times, They Are A-Changin"; "Like a Rolling Stone"; "Lay, Lady, Lay"; "Blowing in the Wind"; or "Mr. Tambourine Man" is to reveal yourself an utter MORON.

Have you heard of the 1960s and 1970s? Nixon? Vietnam? Kent State? Henry Kissinger? Peter, Paul, and Mary? Pete Seeger?

Do you even know what " Folk Music" is? Or "protest"?

We've established what you are. Now we're just finding your percentile.

R36 I'm not American. All of those things you mentioned are things of American cultural importance, they don't necessarily mean anything to the rest of the world.

I know loads of music from the 60s and 70s, but Dylan isn't one of them. You also haven't done much to convince me that there's much of an audience for a Bob Dylan biopic among young people, who are the majority of cinema-goers. I can't imagine there are many 50 or 60 year olds chomping at the bit to go see a Timothée Chalamet film. Most people in that age range wouldn't even have heard of him.

Just like most people under 40 won't have ever heard of Bob Dylan.

I’m American and I can’t stand Dylan. Don’t get him at all.

That, r38, is okay. At least you know of him. But I hope that you are able to understand his lyrics, both his social commentary and his romantic ones.

There's a reason Dylan won the Nobel Prize for Literature (more evidence of the unbelievable vacuum inside the head of r28).

R37, Nope, sorry, no can accept. Ignorance of popular culture, and I mean IMMENSELY INFLUENTIAL, NOT SOME TIK-TOK "PERSONALITY," is not an "excuse" for more recent generations. I know of silent films, yet I was born in 1949. Same with Big Band music, Mozart, Verdi, Jenny Lind (Swedish!), Kiri Te Kanawa, Maria Callas, Wagner, etc.

Oh, and r37? If you think the Vietnam Conflict was strictly American, you must never have heard of "France," "China," or "Communism," either. Meanwhile, you probably think Americans should be knowledgeable about the Austria-Hungarian Empire.

Link to Nobel:

[quote]I'm mid-forties and couldn't name a Dylan song if my life depended on it.

Same.

The only reason I know of LAY LADY LAY is because I heard The Isley Brothers version first.

TIMMY wins the Presidential approval award

Didn’t this cost $80 million with another $50 million in advertising? Good luck babe.

I concede that he does look better with this hairstyle.

Nothing more.

I preferred the lady blouses.

I prefer the lady blouses AND the lady features.

R39 the more that you try to take the intellectual upper hand, the sillier you sound. Put the bottle down and step away from the keyboard.

It will be especially embarrassing if it flops considering the marketing push has been greater than Moana and Gladiator combined.

Marketing push greater than Gladiator 2 r49?

Bwahahaha

You only think that because Timmy occupies your senile mind 24/7

Poor lamb

[quote]I can't imagine there are many 50 or 60 year olds chomping at the bit to go see a Timothée Chalamet film.

I am. Can't wait.

You're the only one R51.

I’m enjoying this premonition thread. If it had any less buzz it would be a broken vibrator. Something went off with Timothee’s spirit. Maybe his secrets are coming out.

From a fan online (this kitty has claws):

From the bottom of my heart, we need to stop NOT criticizing when Chalamet is bad and He is bad here. Stop riding his d*ck and judge him accordingly like yall judge every other actor. All I saw was him cosplaying bob dylan like it was some SNL skit. And someone in my screening literally walked out and muttered “is this a joke?” I hope he does not get an oscar nom because he just does not deserve it for this.

I predict this kitty has claws) is going to be put down R54.

There's no way he's going to be nominated for an Oscar, Grammy and Golden Globe as his insane and unbalanced fans insist he will be. Most people can't stand Chalamet which is reflected in his box office history.

I can’t wait for the Oscar nominations r55

Do you think that you’ll have a mini stroke as Timmy’s name is announced?

We all would like that.

Now if you want to see some actual actors depicting Dylan:

I loved his high fashion phase. It was very bold and made people say "who's that girl?"

Who wants to see his pimply back?

Should be interesting to see if Timmy is a real box office draw. He’s gone from hot to not likable.

It will be a true test of his appeal and box office pull. A better measure than "Wonka" or the "Dune" films.

R54: No wonder he won awards when literally nobody saw A Complete Unknown.

R55, You're a little late, re: GG nominations.

*eyeroll*

R62, Are you speaking of Chalamet? To what awards won do you refer??

Don't roll your eyes at the messenger, r64. I'm just there for accuracy.

*eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll*

R58 his days of “edgy” fashion i.e. cross dressing are ova!

A Complete Unknown hasn’t opened yet. Critics get special,screenings.

He’s sick of his bros teasing him for dressing like a fag

Timmy has to be at least 5’10. Kylie Jenner is at least 5’9 and doesn’t tower over him in heels. 👠 He must also not be super skinny. Kylie is not fat but thick as they say. In pictures they look around the same size.

R68: Woke is dead!

Timmy is gay. They only trot that skank out for press appearances.

I checked and a Christmas eve showing in San Francisco has only 7 seats sold.

R71, You must be thinking of model Kendall. Kylie is 5'6" tops.

Kylie Jenner is 5’6” and doesn’t touch any cock that isn’t black.

Per the contract, any awards won by Timmy get handed over to Pimp Mama Kris to be sold for cash.

It always makes me laugh to see a DL-er refer to him as “Timothy Chevrolet”.

A far cry from a few years ago, when there was public debate regarding how to pronounce his name. Now, no one cares!

Except for his mama, Mrs. Chevrolet.

It is interesting that he's changed his "look" for the promo of this movie. I think the gay rumors caused his publicists to insist on a "dude" look and to dump those lady blouses.

The Dylan movie is gonna bomb.

I saw Kylie in person and she was much taller than 5’6. Maybe she had heels on. Of course she was next to Kim who is 5’2 tops so she looked huge. Kylie then ( 6 years ago? was gorgeous.

R79: He’s either gay or asexual/married to career. He is not into girls.

Yeah between this dude look and his attempt to win football fans, it seems like he’s trying to appeal more to the straight bros who like movies.

When are the lady blouses coming back??

No lady blouses for Timmy until he goes on Dancing With the Stars to revive his sagging career.

R80, There is no question that Kylie had heels on. It's how they all roll.

[quote]A Complete Unknown hasn’t opened yet. Critics get special screenings.

Not just critics; it's been available for around a month to members of various guilds and organizations like AMPAS (obviously), WGA, PGA, DGA, BAFTA, etc. Beyond the six cities where a film must have a theatrical release, there are also guild screenings slated for Japan, New Zealand and Australia. Searchlight is serious about pushing Chalamet.

In OP’s picture Timothy looks like he’s starring in a touring production of Kiss Me Kate.

he looks very unspectacular in ops photo. without being all done up and expensive grooming routines you wouldn't look at him twice he could just be any puny guy.

He only looks spectacular in a lady blouse.

[quote] I know of silent films, yet I was born in 1949. Same with Big Band music, Mozart, Verdi, Jenny Lind (Swedish!), Kiri Te Kanawa, Maria Callas, Wagner, etc.

Such an utterly cultured Boomer fag.

Timmy Chevrolet. Queen of the Box Office Bombs.

I adore him!

A Frau, but yes, r89. And you?

Are you one of those who thinks the early demise of one Liam Payne is a cultural milestone, when there exist those who ask who the Beatles were?

I hate that chin hair. It makes him look like an adolescent trying to grow a beard.

He looks like a low rent Charles Leclerc.

Charles Leclerc is much better looking R94.

Leclerc's features are very well proportioned. He's handsome, cute, and beautiful all together, but not exceptional or excesssive in anyway. I would say universally attractive as he's so easy to look at. Plus he has a solid man's body.

R36 irrelevant pompous git line 1

He's been with Kylie for a couple of years. You thought he was gay? OF COURSE, you did.

He’s been under contract with Kylie for a couple of years.

I see sadness/emptiness/boredom/. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. Early fame and notoriety and lots of money doesn’t bode well in the long run. There are far too many examples of young and rich and lucky in career going downhill fast — the imposter syndrome — they know in their heart of hearts they are surrounded by sycophants who love the cash cow

R93: I hate his face.

Ouch.

We'll see, but I think the studio wildly miscalculated with this film. Boomers are avoiding it because they know it's not a factual representation of Dylan. And young people may avoid it because they are unfamiliar with Dylan and Timothee is not enough to get them interested. Middle aged people were not even born when Dylan was a success, so they have no nostalgia for him. Plus if it's seen as boring or a bad film, why would people go?

R103, Much as I ranted about the 40-something poster here who knows not Dylan, there is something to be said for predicting a so-so Box Office for "ACU," to wit:

The Times, They Have Indeed Changed.

Whereas Queen and Freddie's anthems are still being played or sung at all kinds of sporting events, and Queen just recently ended a decade-long international series of concerts, thus contributing to the huge success of the movie "Bohemian Rhapsody"; and

Whereas Elvis is a permanent fixture in our cultural pantheon, maybe unto kitsch, but yet there, with Graceland still a major tourist attraction, thus contributing to the success of the movie "Elvis"; and

Whereas Rock and Roll is still popular....

Folk music, in particular the contemporary social commentary/protest style of Dylan, Baez, the Chad Mitchell Trio, Pete Seeger, and Phil Ochs, is no more. "I Ain't Marching Anymore"? Well, why should you? "Where Have All the Flowers Gone"? I don't know; paved into a parking lot? Whatever! "Waist Deep In the Big Muddy"? Is that, like, Coachella or something?

Even Bob Dylan isn't "Bob Dylan" anymore.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving prick.

R102: Happy early birthday TimoTay!

When you’re down in the Oscar campaign.

Disney is weird. They basically shifted all Mufasa promotion to this arthouse movie.

R107 Timmy would have fit right in at the Saint.

He’s seeming really desperate to try and create buzz. Not a good sign for the box office.

R104 I'm the 40-something poster you ranted at. It's nice to see you now agree with me.

;-)

❤️🎉Only a day more before it’s TIMMY TIME! 🥳❤️

[quote] “They got stronger over time. They would chip at first. That must be some bodily process, like your body just gets used to… by the end they were like claws,” he told the outlet.

Timmy’s 💅🏼 deserve their own separate billing

Can you imagine Meryl l, Denzel or Daniel Day dancing with their shirt off to get people to see their movie? Sad.

Maiden sexless aunt r114

Everybody wants to see Timmy dancing his shirt off

Twitter and Bleu Sky are exploding with Timmy’s dancing

Go back to you coma auntie

Shut up freak.

At this point he’s been with Kylie Jenner so long I can’t even take him seriously.

You seem very invested in a relationship with someone you don’t know r117

Even I, the #1 ❤️TIMMY❤️ fan, couldn’t care less who Timmy dates.

You really need to have more going on in your life…perhaps group exercise to get in better shape and make friends in real life?

I finally found the person Timothée now resembles:

I just saw that A COMPLETE UNKNOWN was released today in my city.

Fandango has the “already sold” seats as 🎸GUITARS 🎸!

Isn’t that cute. I’ve never seen Fandango custom icons for any movie release.

It’s sold out in my town 🙁. Guess I will stick with my original plan of seeing it this weekend

The studio is hoping for $15M over the six days (including previews today). It will never make back its cost. It's going to get whipped by Nosferatu, which is the hot ticket for adult cinemagoers.

I’m going to see all three movies r121

NOSFERATU (twice: once with family, later with a date)

BABYGIRL

❤️🎸A COMPLETE UNKNOWN🎸❤️ starring 2025 Best Actor Oscar nominee HRH 🤴🏻 TIMMY CHALAMET 👑

Don't waste your time and money on Babygirl. Harris Dickinson doesn't show his ass.

He has a flat ass, so nothing lost.

R121: Supposedly, ACU cost $125 million before tax credits and the same amount in marketing. I guess Searchlight is hoping for their own Bohemian Rhapsody.

How embarrassing and hilarious if Ratboy's "ex girlfriend" beats him at the box office.

Don’t be bitter r126

I’m sure that both Lily Rose and TIMMY want the best for each other, and their movies to be hits

It’s strange that would imagine bad feelings and a rivalry between them. Are you friends with your ex romantic partners? Do you have any ex romantic partners? Perhaps that would explain your bitterness.

Why was he dancing shirtless? Did he give away all of his lady blouses?

I saw him smash a guitar at the link. Where exactly is the dancing shirless link?

In the guitar shaming link he has the vibe of a 18-20 year old art boy. He really needs to grow up.