Anderson & Andy - let's be their junk.

Cohen has a big bush and a hefty cock and balls, jewish guys are often hung like mules, with questionable anal hygiene.

Cooper is shaved completely from his earlobes to his knees. The dick is small to average and is as pink as cotton candy. The anal hygiene is second to none, primarily because he has had a bowel movement since 2002.

“he has had a bowel movement since 2002”

From the Margaret Cho collection

I’m the wonky eye.

I'm Anderson Hays Cooper's fine American Blue Blood johnson. There is enough Dutch genetics so I'm not exactly small, in fact I'm over 7 inches erect. Alas, I'm bereft of girth and character, and have a pointy acorn head.

I'm Anderson's hole. People expect me to be pale pink but I'm light and pearly dove grey. I fondly remembering the few years I was own and fulfilled by Benjamin Maisani, until Anderson made things too complicated and I lost access. Then came the Bahia years, embarras de richesse de martelos brasileiros perfumados com flores da selva,, but they never made me sing like Ben's.

There have been rumors circulating in the NYC underworld that Anderson's penis is long and thin.

I'm Anderson Cooper's lack of body hair.

FUN FACT: Anderson’s butthole doesn’t fart, it giggles.

I have it on good authority the color of Anderson’s anus is BRINK... an exclusive and very special blend of brown and pink.

Oh, yes, he has his grandfather's opera slippers in Brink velvet, by Sulka and Co.

Two clowns-you can have’ em

I'm Anderson's dick. If I weren't attached to his body you'd mistake me for a toothpick.

Andy is small.

[quote] jewish guys are often hung like mules

lmao. It’s the exact opposite.

Guys with mule faces are often hung like mules.

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