Alabama Barker looks so trashy!

Her trashy father Travis Barker married a Kardashian, so he probably thinks she looks great.

Well, with the name Alabama, one has to live up to expectations.

She should buy a waist.

Those fake boobs are just.... ugh.

Money can't buy you class.

She was just a normal kid, but with a dad like this.....

He probably paid for the bad boob job.

And yet her brother Landon is so gorgeous.

Landon is manorexic.

Something is definitely wrong with both Alabama and Landon.

Both have body dysmorphia.

The girl is overly sexual to an insane degree, and the boy is anorexic with tattoos covering his entire body.

Tell me they were both molested, without telling me they were both molested.

Landon likes to take it from behind.

Alabama Barker IS so trashy.

Her mom is/was pretty skanky, so the apple didn't fall from the tree.

[quote]Her mom is/was pretty skanky, so the apple didn't fall from the tree.

My mother, for reasons she only knows, was a huge fan of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler's reality show. She always complained about how lazy Shanna was; always in bed and never cleaning up. I suppose there was something to that as Shanna did not have a good relationship with her kids with Travis for a long time.

She thinks she's Cardi B.

I liked it too R12. Probably because they were so trashy. I always thought Mark Hoppus was the cute one in Blink, I was shocked to find people like Travis. Shanna did a few reality shows, I think she did one about pageant girls or child actors or something, it was good. I did feel bad for her when Travis hooked up with that ugly Kardashian chick. It seemed to really hurt Shanna. It's pretty clear to us all that their relationship is for money and their horrific two ugly people pictures are stomach churning. I have no doubt Alabama hates Khourtney or whatever, and I'm sure Khourt is trying to buy her love. Didn't she have a kid with Travis? that must really rankle Shanna and her progeny.

ah yes the fat xtina look is very in right now.

She looks like a chola, but real cholas would kick her ass without breaking a nail.

[quote]Her father has so much money, and yet she dresses like this?

It costs a lot of money to get extensions, fake lashes, injected lips, and giant fake boobs in order to look like a bloated whore.

The father, the kids, the entire family look like inked pieces of trash.

[quote] Her mom is/was pretty skanky, so the apple didn't fall from the tree.

Shanna actually comes from an upper middle class East Coast family.

Since the kids were raised by Travis, I think that he's the one who had the trashy effect on them.

Shanna's just a spoiled brat, but she's not trashy.

The Kardasgians are responsible for the trashification of fashion and beauty. When oh when will the baby porno just came from a bukkake party looks GO AWAY.

They named her Shanna. That's on the trash spectrum

Shanna's dad would give her thousands of dollars a month to pay for her apartment and expenses in New York City.

After she became Miss USA, she married Oscar Dela Hoya. More money.

After she divorced Oscar, she married Travis Barker. Even more money.

She's nothing but a pampered, spoiled rich girl.

Alabama is a spoiled rich girl too, but she lacks the poise and good taste that Shanna seems to have.

I would not be quite so quick to blame Travis for Alabama's trashiness, R18. These days the once fresh-faced, naturally beautiful Shanna resembles a M2F ladyboy. She's entered Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.