Matt Gaetz melts down after House votes to release ethics investigation findings

Yuk. He looks like Herman Munster's child.

Damn, he's ugly. He looks like Butthead became a televangelist.

Please help me through my density. What's "CR's"?

^ continuing resolutions ?

Continuing resolutions.

Continuing Resolution

The halfass measure to fund the government because no one ever wants to do an omnibus budget anymore because the GOP won’t compromise.

Eventually they will have to do the budget in the spring only a half year late, which lateness fucks up all the federal agencies, but at least the US won’t be shut down which is what happens when you have no budget and no CR.

Rumor has it DeSantis and Trump cut a deal.

Trump pressures the Republicans to release the report and in return DeSantis appoints Lara Trump to Rubio’s Senate seat.

Mortally wounding Gaetz and clearing the way for Casey DeSantis to run to replace her husband.

Of course they may all be underestimating the level of sleaze Florida MAGATS are willing to tolerate.

He seems overly emotional about this.

If there's nothing to hide about things, why is he so angry about the findings being released? He was so entertained when it was happening to Hunter Biden.

I'm going to guess that any attached photos will not be enlarged and lovingly carted around by his coworkers nor printed into a bound book for horny rednecks to drool over.

Oh no! Anyway...

Bwahahahaha!

Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole.

An omnibus appropriations bill is not the same thing as the budget resolution that's a framework for spending, R6.

Omnibuses are actually becoming more common because Congress can't pass each of the 12 appropriations bills separately.

Who was taking care of Nestor when he was busy drinking and fucking around?

Where does that leave me, R8?

His worst offense may be his use of superfluous apostrophes.

Floridians deserve each other.

Thank yous to R4, R5, R6. I cannot wait to read Rick Wilson's take on this. He's very well acquainted with the family and their high jinx in FL politics

“Womanising” kind of implies he gave women some pleasure.

his facelift looks so shitty

Rick Wilson is entertaining, but he's a grifter and not getting a red cent of my money.

Do you think a South Korean Makeover could help us look at him without wincing, or would his case be beyond the current limit of medico-surgical science?

Highly questionable anal hygiene

[QUOTE]Rick Wilson is entertaining, but he's a grifter

Please explain how/why.

[quote] Rick Wilson is entertaining, but he's a grifter and not getting a red cent of my money.

Parroting the standard MAGA line.

Donate so he gets his fifth home, then. Jesus, you people are thick.

What? I thought the thugs buried it real good to prevent anyone from looking deeper into their sec peddling?

Wonder what this release is supposed to distract us from? Keep your eyes and ears open. Something big must be about to drop if they let THIS out.

That's heavily lame, r25. Could you *at least* try some "empiricism," Jack?

We know that's a new vocabulary, but you should try harder from your Berwyn, IL address.

Jesus Christ, he took liberal money and failed with his self-indulgent ads. He did just fine while many will suffer. Fuck off.

Haha. I just love that it was Republicans that threw him under the bus! ( Along with Dems naturally)

It’s no secret that most Congressional Republicans hated him badly.

He's a ponce.

How many of you don't think that the Republicans releasing this report have not sanitized it to make him look not nearly as bad as he truly is?

[QUOTE]He's a ponce.

He's more like a Prancer.

I think he's tremendous!

R32 there are Democrats on the Ethics committee. I have no doubt they'll call out any redacting bullshit from the fucking repugs.

Cro-Marge is not interested in Matty's micropeen pics. Only an XXL Hunter Biden cock can satisfy her clenis cravings.

Why his face so tight?

*makes popcorn*

Pics or GTFO, Ethics Committee!

Lurch said what now?

Does he have a job now? Maybe Focus On Family will give him an office.

Bot Aye ame Lurch R40. And eye vant mye soot cayse!

I’m gonna watch his new propaganda TV news anchor/analyst gig to see just how bad it is.

Fuck off and enjoy prison asshole.

R23 Google Rick Wilson and Max Cleland

Gruesome Gaetz Generously Grooms Girls!!!!

That should be the NYT headline

Matt Gaetz fucked around, and now he's about to find out.

Ahhhh, another feel good story. I love feel good stories.

[quote]If there's nothing to hide about things, why is he so angry about the findings being released? He was so entertained when it was happening to Hunter Biden.

Indeed; and is anyone surprised he had to pay for it? I love that even Daddy Dump can't protect him now that even the repigs want to shank him

Yeah, we got it, R46, the Never Trumpers have a sullied past. But in this most existential threat of our life we’re on the same side. I guess you’re good with prosecuting Liz Cheney because, well, she, has a checkered past, too. I have a much greater grievance with the Berniecrats & Jill Stein voters who made Trump 1.0 - & thus the sequel - a reality.

Fuck you Matt Gaetz. Up the ass with no lube.

That’s a lifted face?

Here's a pic of him from 2000. He's always been ugly.

All of this is a wonderful to watch-long time coming. Hoping his new tv falls flat.

R54 photo-No Words.

Daddy is very generous. He meant for the young lady to show her pussy to me. But I didn't want it. I just want love my Daddy.

SO LEAVE HIM ALONE!! LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE RIGHT NOW!!!

*sobs*

There is absolutely no reason to fuck any of these 🍄 if you do not get paid for the aggravation. A lot.

Great—it’ll be 4 years of staring at Wayne Newton Meets Eddie Munster. 😣

BTK is his dad.

BUTTHEAD

Wow-he is Butthead.

These people require extensive surgical and cosmetic intervention just to look below average. Some of these people don't even look human even after the interventionS.

Murdoch NY Post links give SEO and clickdollars to people who love Trump and hate gays.

He has those weird connected to the side of his head ear lobes.

This guy's downfall has been imminent for years and years now... and yet...

Daddy has a shit-ton of federal medicare money to smooth the challenges his indigo child faces.

Federal Medicare Money?

Gaetz dad looks better than him and he’s 76!

[quote] Where does that leave me, [R8]?

[quote] —Byron Donalds

Don't worry, you're still Dump's favorite c00n.

Isn’t paying money for sex illegal?

he's a gross monster

disgusting

You can easily see he puts time in getting his hair ‘’just right’’ hoping nice hair will somehow off set, distract from or hide an otherwise hideous face.

This sounds like he's in deep panic mode to discuss this cockamamie scheme.

I will never forget the times I’ve seen him so cocky and so arrogant I hope he is destroyed by what’s coming in these files. Hope the fucker kill’s himself-no-he’s too narcissistic for that.

His political career is over. Don’t think even Trump will give him an ambassador position

“Gross Gaetz Grooms Girls and why that spells doom for Democrats in 2026”

I'd still suck Matt Gaetz off!

Fuck him . He's a fucking creep.

Lol, R1 ! He really does!

I always think of the last shot in Kubrick's The Shining when I see Gaetz.

Lots of acne on his face in the R54 photo.

SNL’s Sarah Sherman plays Matt’s Gaetz and she’s wonderful. It reminded me of when Melissa McCarthy played Sean Spicer. McCarthy played up his unbridled fury at the world, especially the press and his very arrogant stupidity.

R55, OAN is not TV.

His face is in a perma sneer

Why are so many republicans kiddie diddlers?

Because they are obsessed with control

Has Nestor commented?

He's such a sleazy POS. He belongs in jail.

Did he fuck her, Dolores?

He fucking spent $90,000 paying women for sex

Not suprised he had to pay women to have sex with him, he's so repulsive.

He's going to boil this down to whether he knew she was just shy of her 18th birthday. Forget about the prostitution, drugs and human trafficking.