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Armie Hammer look -a -like Jax to finally bottom!

Anyone care besides Timothee?

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by Anonymousreply 53December 25, 2024 7:01 AM

Does he really EAT out his partner?

by Anonymousreply 1December 18, 2024 3:02 AM

My God are you liberal with your compliments.

by Anonymousreply 2December 18, 2024 3:06 AM

Jax is better hung than Hammer

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by Anonymousreply 3December 18, 2024 3:09 AM

Yuck. Pass. That face ain't getting near me.

by Anonymousreply 4December 18, 2024 3:13 AM

Seperated...

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by Anonymousreply 5December 18, 2024 3:27 AM

at birth

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by Anonymousreply 6December 18, 2024 3:28 AM

Nothing moi hasn't see before.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 18, 2024 3:34 AM

He must be as desperate as Armie who had to sell his truck, Jax was selling unlimited access to his mussy if someone would please Buy Me a BMW!

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by Anonymousreply 8December 18, 2024 3:41 AM

That’s a penis, but he’s no Armie. Probably doesn’t eat as well either.

by Anonymousreply 9December 18, 2024 3:42 AM

He tried to go legit. Got himself a construction job and young girlfriend. Guess he couldn't pass up the easy $. He has to make child support payments for his son (creepily named Jax) also seems a bit methy lately. GF dumped him .Pushing 40. How could this not end well?

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by Anonymousreply 10December 18, 2024 3:52 AM

He has the exact same smile as Hammer

by Anonymousreply 11December 18, 2024 3:55 AM

R9 " but he’s no Armie"

High praise indeed

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by Anonymousreply 12December 18, 2024 3:58 AM

He certainly has a better body than the cannibal.

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by Anonymousreply 13December 18, 2024 4:02 AM

Perhaps not bottoming but body wise Armie has a long way to go to beat Jax.

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by Anonymousreply 14December 18, 2024 4:09 AM

Same ass dimples

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by Anonymousreply 15December 18, 2024 4:23 AM

Twinsies

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by Anonymousreply 16December 18, 2024 4:24 AM

Porn doesn't pay well. It just doesn't. I escorted and made really good money. I was offered porn jobs and turned them down every time because of the pay. I knew a few escorts who took the money but it's considered a step down in the Escort Biz. This guys face and receding hairline proves his best days are behind him, career wise.

by Anonymousreply 17December 18, 2024 4:24 AM

Isn't it pretty well known for 6'4" guy Armie is packing no jackhammer.

by Anonymousreply 18December 18, 2024 4:27 AM

R17 " This guys face and receding hairline proves his best days are behind him, career wise."

Armie would agree . Why his only gig is a podcast.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 18, 2024 4:31 AM

Frankly, I'm much more surprised that Sean Cody is still making new videos.

It used to be that pron was advertisement for escort services for which performers were paid.

Are videos from companies like Sean Cody ads for their OnlyFans pages now?

by Anonymousreply 20December 18, 2024 4:31 AM

On a tall guy an average 6.5 cock looks small. Why most pornies are 5'7" not 6'4"

by Anonymousreply 21December 18, 2024 4:33 AM

It’s crazy how perceptions change. I once ordered a sandwich from his beautiful, pregnant wife at her bakery thinking how lucky she was.

by Anonymousreply 22December 18, 2024 4:37 AM

Jordan Hayes is just as handsome and probably a better actor than Armie Hammer (who isn't) but because he's not a nepo baby he has to peddle his ass to old pervs on the internet to support his kids. Life is unfair.

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by Anonymousreply 23December 18, 2024 5:00 AM

Jordan has more of a range than Armie

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by Anonymousreply 24December 18, 2024 5:04 AM

^ doubtful

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by Anonymousreply 25December 18, 2024 5:09 AM

R22 Wife owned a bakery? He had his own construction business. Just had another child. What made this happy heterosexual father and husband return to homo whoring so late in life?

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by Anonymousreply 26December 18, 2024 5:29 AM

Daddy's a whore dear.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 18, 2024 5:35 AM

at least he's not a cannibal

by Anonymousreply 28December 18, 2024 5:37 AM

Wife's name is Amber Serene. Tells ya all ya need to know.

by Anonymousreply 29December 18, 2024 5:48 AM

[quote]What made this happy heterosexual father and husband return to homo whoring so late in life?

Some people will do anything for easy money, including murder (i.e. hitman).

Not saying Jax has murderous tendencies, but money can drive some people to extremes.

Not to mention, whatever fame he's received via Sean Cody can be intoxicating.

I don't get it, because I prefer my privacy/anonymity, but I used to associate with theater actors and they kind of remind me of porn actors, the way they crave attention.

The phrase "bitten by the acting bug" really means you enjoyed the attention you just received from the audience and want more STAT!

by Anonymousreply 30December 18, 2024 5:58 AM

[quote]Jax is better hung than Hammer

How do you know?

In the movie CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, when Timothee Chalamet grabbed his junk through his shorts, it looked like quite a handful, as if Chalamet couldn't fully grasp it.

by Anonymousreply 31December 18, 2024 6:01 AM

Looks like Jordan had some major break end of summer started getting crazy eyed and posting that he was through working a 10 hour day as a plumber. That a little guy couldn't compete with the big companies taking over in Tulsa. He was going for a comeback "At the end of the day ya gotta do what ya gotta do.". At least Jordan never went Christo-Trumptard. It is rather sad that a all american straight white family man can no longer make a living and support his family in Biden's America without selling his asshole. Then again his wife is named Amber Serene and his eyes look methy.

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by Anonymousreply 32December 18, 2024 6:04 AM

R31 Timmy has the hands of a 12yo girl dear😄

by Anonymousreply 33December 18, 2024 6:11 AM

Phuleez. Don't blame Kamala. Apparently this isn't Jordan The Plumber's first time at the hetero family man rodeo. He started at an early age marrying gullible woman and when they dropped his crotch fruit scampering off to video cocksucking. Well with the number of ex wives and brats demanding child support he better loosen up that Armiesque jaw.

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by Anonymousreply 34December 18, 2024 6:21 AM

r26 Armie's ex-wife owned the bakery.

by Anonymousreply 35December 18, 2024 6:23 AM

To avoid jail time for not feeding all the products of his monster cock he better loosen up that dimpled ass.

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by Anonymousreply 36December 18, 2024 6:26 AM

Sorry NOT GETTING GOOD VIBES from this people! He picked a gay porn name that was his infant son's JAX !! Hope Amber left this PREDATORY toxic waste dump of a man and TOOK HER KIDS!🙏🏻

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by Anonymousreply 37December 18, 2024 6:46 AM

Jordan & Armie sleazy brothas from another mutha.

by Anonymousreply 38December 18, 2024 6:49 AM

Exit polls showed the main reason white straight males voted for Trump is they feared if Harris won they would be forced to be sodomized on camera to make child support payments. Jax got Trump 20 million votes.

by Anonymousreply 39December 18, 2024 7:14 AM

the phrase "bitten by the acting buggery"

fixed for R30

by Anonymousreply 40December 18, 2024 7:27 AM

Look-alike? No

by Anonymousreply 41December 18, 2024 1:30 PM

Jaxx is way hotter than the doughy cannibal.

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by Anonymousreply 42December 18, 2024 10:07 PM

On no planet in the universe does this guy look anything like the beautiful Armie Hammer.

His body is kickin', but that face is busted.

by Anonymousreply 43December 18, 2024 10:26 PM

Will he do that 'pretend pain' groan when it enters? Knowing full well his bussy is loosey-goosey from years of wear?

by Anonymousreply 44December 18, 2024 10:28 PM

That's what I liked about Brandon's bottoming scenes. He actually looked uncomfortable, like it was the first time anything was in there.

by Anonymousreply 45December 18, 2024 10:31 PM

"Armie Hammer look -a -like Jax to finally bottom!"

Don't all the "straight" deeply closeted queens on that lame ass sight eventually become voracious cum guzzling bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 46December 18, 2024 10:43 PM

R32 And once again, Hortense enters the conversation to try and trash Biden.

Do you have no joy at all in your life, Hortense?

by Anonymousreply 47December 18, 2024 10:47 PM

R23 What the hell was he doing at the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences? Was he escorting for some Hollywood exec that night?

by Anonymousreply 48December 18, 2024 10:49 PM

OP needs eye surgery if he thinks Jax looks anything at all like Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 49December 18, 2024 11:39 PM

Maybe he thinks that mook looks like Hammer after an acid attack.

by Anonymousreply 50December 20, 2024 11:07 AM

They don't look alike.

by Anonymousreply 51December 20, 2024 11:08 AM

Elizabeth Chambers eat your heart out.

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by Anonymousreply 52December 24, 2024 5:16 PM

I guess you have to be on meth to think this guy looks like the Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 53December 25, 2024 7:01 AM
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