Tasteful friends- fairytale beach house in Montauk

Since when have YOU ever complained about “too much wood”, OP?

Never in your life

WOW! What a stunning location and outlook.

We're gay - we LOVE wood OP. Never too much.

$18 million, no hallways, and I have to walk through bathrooms to get to a second bedroom? No thanks!

The stairs from the main entryway lead to the second bedroom. There is another set of stairs to the main bedroom.

Uh huhhuhhuh you said "wood".

I love the dramatic location and the exterior. I would feel silly paying 18 million to live there and then cooking in such a fake rustic kitchen. It looks Disney Imagineer-level fake, like Mickey's house in Toontown. How could anyone feel at home there?

It's beautiful OP but the drive out there is a killer. I'd have to have my own helipad. But the land around it is gorgeous and the views are spectacular.

The aerial shows this mansion is not long for dry earth.

well, "mansion-cottage"

It looks like a fire trap. Old ass rustic wood. No thanks.

Terrible. And that cliff is eroding.

Is there a reason for the "pool" to be so exasperatingly twee-tiny.

^and such a trek from the house?

Built in 1912 and rebuilt in faux rustic in 1991.

A little too thematic and not very beachy but will be snapped up by a new money finance couple who espouse a “Rustic” lifestyle in Montauk

[quote]The aerial shows this mansion is not long for dry earth.

Yes, it keeps getting closer and closer to that cliff with every storm.

[quote] Is there a reason for the "pool" to be so exasperatingly twee-tiny.

‘‘Tis for the faeries and leprechauns.

I told you I was cottagecore!