Ruin a movie with casting

Beaches starring Pia Zadora as CeeCee and Roseanne Barr as Hillary.

Wallace Shawn made a perfect Grand Nagus on ST: Deep Space Nice. Also, Princess Bride!

The Princess Bride, starring Mel Gibson and Sarah Silverman as Westley and Buttercup. Paul Lynde as Inigo Montoya, Hulk Hogan as Fezzik, Jim Parsons as Vizzini, and Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews as Miracle Max and Valerie. With Stephen Fry and Whoopi Goldberg as Prince Humperdink and Count Rugen. Special appearance by Caitlyn Jenner as The Grandparent.

The Turning Point, starring Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin.

Cast Chalamet in any role.

Madonna

Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? starring Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin.

Gone With the Wind with Roseanne Barr as Scarlett O'Hara, Dom Deloise as Rhett Butler, Dinah Washington as Mammy, a mid-period Charleston empire scroll-top desk as Askey Wilkes, Bette Davis as Melanie Wilkes. Final appearance on screen: Mae West as Bonnie.

Special appearance: Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman.

Lucille Ball as MAME.

Hannah and Her Sisters, starring Melvin Peebles, Edie Adams, Carolyn Jones, Yahoo Serious, Cyndi Lauper (in the Diane Wiest role), Charlie Sheen, Mink Stole, Bret Easton Ellis and Vivian Vance.

The architectural tour plays over the theme to the Benny Hill show.

I would watch the FUCK out of Lady Chablis as Princess Leia.

Alien with Bette Midler as Ripley; William Macy as Dallas; Terry-Thomas as Kane; Ruth Buzzi as Lambert; Arsenio Hall as Parker; Robin Williams ("never funnier") as Ash; and Omar Shariff as Brett. Ethel Merman as the voice of Mother.

Special appearance by Big Bird as the alien.

Extra special appearance by James Corden as the cat.

Wicked, starring Rebel Wilson as Glinda, Monique as Elphaba, and Corey Feldman as Fiyero. With Ben Stein as The Wizard, Rosie Perez as Madame Morrible, Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Boq, and Wendy Williams as Nessarose.

Wallace Shawn should be Yoda

How about Wallace Shawn as Yentl?

Adam Sandler as “Beetlejuice,” co-starring Molly Ringwald as Lydia.

Less Than Zero with Judd Nelson in the RDJ role.

No other changes necessary.

R2, the point is not that the new cast is untalented.

V for Vendetta with Reese Witherspoon as Evey and John C. Reilly as V.

“Back to the Future” starring Keanu Reeves as Marty McFly, Steve Martin as Doc Brown, Jon Cryer as George McFly, and Drew Barrymore as Marty’s mom.

Gladiator II starring Paul Mescal

Saturday Night Fever, starring Jamie Farr and Joyce DeWitt, as Tony and Stephanie. Nothing beats a great pair of L’eggs.

You know who in anything she's done.

Ruin? Some of these would make me WANT to see the movie - if for no other reason than the comedic effect!

Op, your casting sounds like great comic relief ala Spaceballs. Also, are you talking young Anthony Michael Hall or present AMH?

[quote] V for Vendetta with Reese Witherspoon as Evey and John C. Reilly as V.

That was such a shitty movie. That casting sounds about right, to me.

R25, I was thinking the young AMH - Weird Science AMH.

Let's remake My Fair Lady with Tom Cruise and Ariana Grande. With Whoopi Goldberg as Col. Pickering, and Keanu Reeves as Alfred Dolittle.

E.T. the Extra Terrestrial starring Gilbert Gottfried as Elliot, a turtle as Gertie, Ellen "Elliot" Page as Michael, Divine as Mary and Stone Cold Steve Austin as E.T.

JAWS

Starring gene Hackman as Police Chief Brody Richard Gere as Matt Hooper don Rickles as Quint Goldie Hawn as Ellen Brody Shelly Duvall as Chrissie Christoper Lee as the mayor of Amity Danny bonnaduce as Alex Kitner Karen black as Mrs Kitner

Wedding Crashers starring David Spade and John Leguizamo

Broadcast News, starring Zooey Deschanel, Justin Timberlake, and Jonah Hill. With Jane Wickline, as Blair (the Joan Cusack role)

Training Day with Morgan Freeman and Mark Wahlberg

The Matrix with Matthew Perry, Renee Zellweger, and Chris Rock

[quote]Chrissy Metz as the Death Star.

This is perfection in casting OP!

Death Becomes Her

Leslie Jones as Madeline Ashton

Dawn French as Helen Sharp

Pete Davidson as Ernest Melville

Frankie Grande as Lisle

Bruce Vilanch as Chagall

Pink Flamingos

With Meryl Streep as Babs Johnson

Alan Rickman as Raymond Marble

Glenn Close as Connie Marble

John Gielgud as Crackers

Lauren Bacall as Edie

Anthony Hopkins as Channing

Sigourney Weaver as Cookie

Robert Downey Jr. as the Egg Man

Jacqueline Bisset as Suzie

Faye Dunaway as Linda

Maggie Smith at Patty Hitler

Kevin Spacey as Nat Curzan

Marlon Brando (uncredited) as The Singing Asshole

DIE HARD

STARRING:

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as DIE HARD Dylan Mulvaney as MRS DIE HARD Pauly Shore as HANS GRUBER Lavell Crawford as THE FAT BLACK COMIC RELIEF COP WHO SHOT A KID *

* he played Huell Babineaux in Breaking Bad and this is in fact genius casting on my part

Fuck off, DL crap formatting

Argh

Mommie Dearest starring Jennifer Coolidge as Joan Crawford, Millie Bobbie Brown as Christina, Gary Busey as Greg, Melissa McCarthy as Carol Ann

R40 I’d watch the hell out of that!

9 to 5

Fran Drescher as Violet

Adele as Doralee

Heidi Gardner as Judy

Ben Platt as Mr. Hart

Beanie Feldstein as Roz

Tootsie starring Laverne Cox

My Fair Lady

Dylan Mulvaney as Eliza Doolittle

Jermaine Fowler as Henry Higgins

You have bad taste, r26. Whatever you think of the movie, Hugo Weaving and John C. Reilly are not on the same level. One is great and the other is hard to look at/listen to.

Sophie's Choice starring Madonna.

The Graduate, starring Mae West and Gary Busey.

TITANIC - Starring Zooey Deschanel & Rob Schneider

[quote]Ruin a movie with casting

Done!

Harold & Maude, starring Gary Coleman and Ruth McDevitt.

Harold and Maude, starring Charlotte Rae and Danny Bonaduce.

Mame with Lucille Ball. Oh. Wait. IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!

Single White Female, with Bonnie Franklin and Joyce DeWitt.