NICOLAS FAIRFORD FINALLY HAS THE LIFE STYLE SHE DESERVES!

I just CAN'T with her pretentiousness and fakeness.

It makes me want to SCREAM and break all the dishes and glasses in her living room!!!!!

Complete with lush Douglas Sirk soundtrack.

Nicholas Fairford deserves a VICIOUS FACE SLAPPING!!!!

Lady Mary eat your heart out bitch.

[Quote] There’s no reception desk which I appreciate as it can make a place look clinical…

Oh fuck off you pretentious twat. You love having staff fawn over you and would be very upset at a missed opportunity like a reception desk to mentally masturbate at.

“NICOLAS FAIRFORD” brought to you by copious lashings of Botox and one too many applications of Philips Zoom teeth whitening.

In this brutal ugly world with president- elect's shitting their pants in Notre Dame and impotent unibrow killers stalking our streets, we should drop to our knees and Thank God for the grace and beauty Nicolas brings to our sordid hoi polloi lives.

An oik like him should not be seen above stairs.

I would be bored out of my mind, sipping tea with her Ladyship in that sterile mansion.

Give me a raucus British Pub any day, over her pretentiousness and quiet talk.

A word cloud of this latest video would just be three words; beautiful, wonderful, & lovely. Nathan needs to buy Her Ladyship a thesaurus for Christmas.

Don't you Murican Hillbillies know British aristo-glamour when you see it?

[quote] oik in British English

[quote] (ɔɪk ) noun. British derogatory, slang. a person regarded as inferior because ignorant, ill-educated, or lower-class.

ROFL R8!

In American English, he's an OINK!

His friend has the same nervous look that Liz always had around Hyacinth

I would drink her Ladyship's bath water gladly.

"it leaves my skin with that glowie youthful dewey look"

Bitch stole my act.

[quote]NICOLAS FAIRFORD FINALLY HAS THE LIFE STYLE SHE DESERVES

Finally? Finally for a day or two, and thanks only to his hotel reviewer friend.

NF still has that low ceilinged moldy damp little basement flat in New Town, and that one scabby 1990s ginger jar lamp from a charity shop that he moves about as if it were a virus that could destroy the world.

Nicolas is going nowhere.

Pay no mind to Negative Nancy at R17.

We only allow positivity and light into our peaceful space.

Now enjoy your tea and scone, while we reminisce about my days as a young lady growing up in the English countryside....

R17 Lady Nicolas Fairford is the future of the British aristocracy. Deal with it you common slag.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that this guy is a .....

Nicolas Fairford is no Nicholas Chavez!

Thank God!

[quote] Nicolas Fairford is no Nicholas Chavez!

Nicholas Chavez? Never heard of it.

Is that like a margarita?

One can not read the Sunday Times by the glow from Mr Chaves skin.

The Nicoli do bear a striking resemblance!

r17 Please get some new material.

Is that Pemberly?

The Nicoli have much in ..dare one say....common

R22 Her Ladyship would never sport a camel toe!

[quote] Her Ladyship would never sport a camel toe!

No, but occasionally her panties will ride up her butt crack, and she'll have to tug at her dress to pick it out of there.

A proper Lady knows to sit with her legs crossed and together, rather than sitting with her legs spread wide open like a common WHORE.

R31 sure dear

Nicolas Fairford is our modern Oscar Wilde. You vile peasants can not begin comprehend his obvious genius.

Which Edinburgh shop does her Ladyship shop bottom at? Harvey Nichols (she wishes)? Zara? H&M? I doubt her online tchotchke shop or any “gentleman callers” pays the rent.

Having her real name be Nicotine Burden must have been what did this to her.

She was going to change it to Nicolette Roberta Sheridan but someone told her it was too literary.

Plus Hyacinth complained.

That plum bottom is going to prune.

Golf CART!

🤣🤣 R1! Your comment made me Crack up, and I needed that today!

Some of these comments are cracking me up! 🤣🤣! I do like the Roman tiled floors, though!

Does he remind anyone else of Ivanka in R31's photo? [curls lip]

R40 = Donald J. Trump, getting hard and horny

She's just begging for it.

And by "it" I mean a large flaming liver pudding right in that simpering puss.

You common frumps are not fit to lick Nicolas rejuvenating LED facial mask.

NIcholas' ass is so tight, it could snap a log in half!

This price probably expe to the paddies to chant begottah and begon and to tug the forelock. Fuck off back to your semi d buddy. God love him, I suppose he's doing his best.

What in the fucking HELL did R45 just write???

It's complete gibberish.

Why are white you so stupid, R45?

I also can't bear to listen to him speak. His voice is so affected and the whole thing is so boring that I can't stand it for more than a minute or two.