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Trump Shit Himself in France

God I hope he did.

"Sources claim Trump shit himself in France leading to nobody wanting to sit next to him, unable to verify or debunk the claim. No official statement denying it from the incoming Trump regime, so far."

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by Anonymousreply 119December 19, 2024 5:41 AM

Of course he did, OP.

He shits himself constantly and the maggots think it’s great.

Remember how those fools wore fucking diapers over their clothes in solidarity with his pants shitting?

Too many mentally challenged dumb cunts walk among us.

by Anonymousreply 1December 12, 2024 7:22 PM

Brings a new meaning to the phrase, "You think your shit don't stink!"

by Anonymousreply 2December 12, 2024 7:30 PM

Revolting pig. He should be in a nursing home.

by Anonymousreply 3December 12, 2024 7:48 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 4December 12, 2024 7:49 PM

Paris is indeed the most romantic city in the world.

by Anonymousreply 5December 12, 2024 7:49 PM

I've known some serious drug addicts in my time and none of them drugged themselves to incontinence

by Anonymousreply 6December 12, 2024 7:52 PM

I'll sit next to you President Trump!

by Anonymousreply 7December 12, 2024 7:59 PM

I mean, if the French think your body is odiferous...

by Anonymousreply 8December 12, 2024 8:02 PM

The Catherine Deneuve type right behind him pretty much confirms that she's smelling something rotten.

by Anonymousreply 9December 12, 2024 8:03 PM

Damn, those faces say everything

by Anonymousreply 10December 12, 2024 8:09 PM

Smells like a better-fitting diaper might be in order.

by Anonymousreply 11December 12, 2024 8:09 PM

This is what most Americans most voted for? LMAO.

by Anonymousreply 12December 12, 2024 8:10 PM

*most Americans voted for

by Anonymousreply 13December 12, 2024 8:11 PM

Putin’s bitch delivers rancid turd for his master min Paris.

by Anonymousreply 14December 12, 2024 8:12 PM

"This is what most Americans most voted for?"

Yea, white and brown men (and a small number of black men) voted for Trump because he's so "rough, tough and macho."

So a guy who takes 3 hours to do his hair and makeup in the morning, is deathly afraid of dogs, is a known germaphobe and can't even control his own bowels is "rough, tough and macho."

by Anonymousreply 15December 12, 2024 8:15 PM

Rotten fucking cunt. Has he no shame? How does his entourage put up with this shit?

by Anonymousreply 16December 12, 2024 8:17 PM

They know they could NEVER rise so high on their own, r16.

That’s why he surrounds himself with “boozers, users and losers” to quote my cousin.

People who are beholden to you for their place in the world will put up either pretty much anything.

by Anonymousreply 17December 12, 2024 8:26 PM

You catty homosexuals are disgusting! You should be lucky to smell him up close, and I'm sure he smells like success! I am reporting you all to Elon Musk and Kash Patel, for immediate doxing and tax audits!

by Anonymousreply 18December 12, 2024 8:35 PM

R15, such an alpha male for the social-media era!

by Anonymousreply 19December 12, 2024 8:46 PM

He should just get a colostomy done.

by Anonymousreply 20December 12, 2024 8:54 PM

my shit cup has runneth over

by Anonymousreply 21December 12, 2024 9:00 PM

I like the people giggling at him

by Anonymousreply 22December 12, 2024 9:06 PM

Sad!

by Anonymousreply 23December 12, 2024 9:07 PM

They have no-stink meds. People with colostomies must be on them because it is not the most disgusting stink in the world anymore. Maybe he just doesn’t give a damn.

by Anonymousreply 24December 12, 2024 9:10 PM

Just sittin' there, booping a bunch of rotten crap out. His studied non-chalance is a dead giveaway that he's squirtin'! Even if this story isn't true, the way people are looking at him are obviously horrified by him and are making fun of him.

by Anonymousreply 25December 12, 2024 9:11 PM

"There's a place in France where Shitler shits his pants ...."

by Anonymousreply 26December 12, 2024 9:13 PM

A no-stink medication?

You don't say!

by Anonymousreply 27December 12, 2024 9:16 PM

The second he does that little smile thing is when the shart emerged.

by Anonymousreply 28December 12, 2024 9:18 PM

Remember when Jerry Nadler shit his pants too?

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by Anonymousreply 29December 12, 2024 9:25 PM

God damned Don-old

by Anonymousreply 30December 12, 2024 9:28 PM

This man barely won fifty percent of the vote. He has no mandate to do anything.

He's just a walking shitshow.

by Anonymousreply 31December 12, 2024 9:37 PM

I hate Trump but I've never believed the stories about his incontinence. I think he's the type of would retreat from public life if he couldn't stop shitting his pants. He's too shallow and insecure.

by Anonymousreply 32December 12, 2024 9:45 PM

You obviously have never met me or even know me at all, R32.

by Anonymousreply 33December 12, 2024 9:51 PM

R32, he's a bully and a troll. I'm sure he views it as a power move, "hahaha you have to smell my shit!". It's the same with his stupid handshake.

by Anonymousreply 34December 12, 2024 9:56 PM

Biden, did, in fact, do so, besides wandering off, and talking gibberish.

by Anonymousreply 35December 12, 2024 10:17 PM

Oh дорогой, R35!

by Anonymousreply 36December 12, 2024 10:31 PM

So? Real Men Wear Diapers.

by Anonymousreply 37December 12, 2024 10:32 PM

It explains the empty chair between Jill Biden and tRump. (You can't make this shit up.)

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by Anonymousreply 38December 12, 2024 10:33 PM

Try Lume, President Trump!

by Anonymousreply 39December 12, 2024 10:38 PM

You laff I not live with smellie orange husband

YOU try live with orange smellie him!

by Anonymousreply 40December 12, 2024 10:42 PM

I pray the next time he dies this in front of World leaders, everyone visibly holds their nose, starts retching, and say out loud, “Ew- gross that’s disgusting!” No covering for him- humiliate him to the Max!

by Anonymousreply 41December 12, 2024 10:43 PM

“They're All Gonna Laugh at You!”

by Anonymousreply 42December 12, 2024 10:50 PM

Merde!

by Anonymousreply 43December 12, 2024 10:52 PM

R40, I salute you. That is the worst vairst letty EVER.

by Anonymousreply 44December 12, 2024 10:53 PM

a huge explosion of shit

by Anonymousreply 45December 12, 2024 10:58 PM

The MAGAts voted for him. Trump is a worldwide embarrassment.

Pig Pen

by Anonymousreply 46December 12, 2024 11:07 PM

Now this is a thread I can sink my teeth into.

by Anonymousreply 47December 12, 2024 11:27 PM

Why is he being treated like he is already in office?

by Anonymousreply 48December 12, 2024 11:28 PM

[quote]It explains the empty chair between Jill Biden and tRump. (You can't make this shit up.)

They made Brigitte Macron sit in that chair between Jill and Dump...

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by Anonymousreply 49December 12, 2024 11:32 PM

it’s all shits and giggles until he deports you!

by Anonymousreply 50December 12, 2024 11:43 PM

I know I wore diapers as a toddler, but never as an adult, so I'm curious -- how in the fuck does someone just sit their ass in their own shit? I mean, don't you just feel that nasty slimy shit sliding all over the bottom of your ass? How can an adult tolerate that? I don't even want to sit outside on a lawn chair after it's rained -- and that's just water!

by Anonymousreply 51December 12, 2024 11:47 PM

My country, too, R50.

by Anonymousreply 52December 12, 2024 11:50 PM

That picture of him on the cover of Time does not hide the big ass diaper he wears.

You would have thought they would have photoshopped the big ass rectangular package out of the frame.

by Anonymousreply 53December 12, 2024 11:51 PM

[quote]Remember when Jerry Nadler shit his pants too?

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by Anonymousreply 54December 12, 2024 11:52 PM

I really hope that his lemmings don't start shitting themselves in support of him, like they wore diapers at his rallies and maxipads on their ears for him.

Look MAGA: there's no need for supportive pantshitting! We get it, you love him. He's your everything. Keep it in your hole until you find a toilet, though!

by Anonymousreply 55December 13, 2024 12:11 AM

White pants are Trump's greatest foe!

by Anonymousreply 56December 13, 2024 12:14 AM

What do you mean, “don’t start?”

by Anonymousreply 57December 13, 2024 12:14 AM

Is Hope Hicks back on diaper patrol this time around?

by Anonymousreply 58December 13, 2024 12:18 AM

Can't he take Imodium prophylactically? That's what I do when I have a long plane trip. Who wants to poop in an airplane bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 59December 13, 2024 12:20 AM

It's a good day at MAGA-Loco when Donnie has a solid BM!

by Anonymousreply 60December 13, 2024 12:23 AM

Holy merde

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by Anonymousreply 61December 13, 2024 12:31 AM

All ze girls in the ze Franze have no underpants.

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by Anonymousreply 62December 13, 2024 12:39 AM

r6 - Were they as elderly as Trump?

by Anonymousreply 63December 13, 2024 12:42 AM

Where were Trump’s valet, Walt Nauta, and Mistress, Lady Lindzebelle, when Trump was having troubling needs inside his pants?

by Anonymousreply 64December 13, 2024 12:46 AM

Sorry not a Trumper but this is the most absurd thing I ever heard of.

by Anonymousreply 65December 13, 2024 12:49 AM

I don't believe this particular story. But I know he's been shitting on the constitution and the law for decades. That's a lot worse.

by Anonymousreply 66December 13, 2024 1:15 AM

I'm curious how runny his shits are since he only eats Diet Coke and McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 67December 13, 2024 1:18 AM

What a reflection on the United State of America.... On our people our country and what we value.

by Anonymousreply 68December 13, 2024 1:27 AM

Jabba the Trump only won 49% of the vote, R31. It is certainly not a “mandate.”

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by Anonymousreply 69December 13, 2024 2:23 AM

Give it up R35. The entire shit show, as it were, is on Trump now.

by Anonymousreply 70December 13, 2024 3:36 AM

What we value, R68 is giving every of age citizen a vote. Sadly, a lot of them don’t make the best choices, even for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 71December 13, 2024 3:37 AM

R71 Honestly, people should take a comprehensive civics tests before they are allowed to graduate high school.

If they fail, they can't vote until they pass.

by Anonymousreply 72December 13, 2024 4:19 AM

Can we trade him in for a younger model?

by Anonymousreply 73December 13, 2024 4:22 AM

[Quote] Sorry not a Trumper but this is the most absurd thing I ever heard of.

I first thought the same thing but there have been too many stories about it. And many people who have met him refer to “that odor.”

Remember, he’s 79.

by Anonymousreply 74December 13, 2024 4:23 AM

There was a picture someone posted here of him on his golf course and you could see the stains on the backside of his white pants.

by Anonymousreply 75December 13, 2024 4:55 AM

He’s a fucking nursery school brat

by Anonymousreply 76December 13, 2024 5:24 AM

He's mentally retarded too

by Anonymousreply 77December 13, 2024 5:27 AM

He's almost 80. He's the age of my grandma when she passed.

He's going to be a Biden again. Just saying weird old grandpa Alzheimers shit.

by Anonymousreply 78December 13, 2024 5:30 AM

Hold my Shitbra.

by Anonymousreply 79December 13, 2024 5:31 AM

Whatever happened to that girl who stalked people on college campuses to give them sermons about why they needed to love Trump? You know that one who shit herself at a frat party. Maybe she was showing a sign of solidarity.

by Anonymousreply 80December 13, 2024 6:11 AM

He's coming to get us fellow queers! Better not mock his shitty diaper.

by Anonymousreply 81December 13, 2024 6:16 AM

I don't think Trump has ever responded to the many mentions on social media of his shitting himself. It's a bit weird to me that he's not doing an ALL CAPS DENIAL on Truth Social or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 82December 13, 2024 7:20 AM

Baby make Boom-Boom

by Anonymousreply 83December 13, 2024 7:49 AM

[quote] know I wore diapers as a toddler, but never as an adult, so I'm curious -- how in the fuck does someone just sit their ass in their own shit? I mean, don't you just feel that nasty slimy shit sliding all over the bottom of your ass? How can an adult tolerate that? I don't even want to sit outside on a lawn chair after it's rained -- and that's just water!

There’s a reasonable chance you will find out what that is like.

by Anonymousreply 84December 13, 2024 8:57 AM

Number One does a Number Two.

by Anonymousreply 85December 13, 2024 3:32 PM

He's always shitting himself and has been for years. There is nothing unbelievable about this.

by Anonymousreply 86December 13, 2024 5:20 PM

I see London, I see France

I see Trump shitting his underpants

by Anonymousreply 87December 13, 2024 5:25 PM

He's never once denied it. He's still hung up on Spy magazine calling him short fingered vulgarian. He remembers sleights and grudges from decades ago. His silence is telling. And judging by that crowd's faces, deadly

by Anonymousreply 88December 13, 2024 5:28 PM

R31, actually, he didn’t

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by Anonymousreply 89December 13, 2024 5:46 PM

He probably views shitting himself in public as a form of dominance. I'm sure he tells himself "I can shit myself and they all still come and kiss my ass. See how powerful I am!"

by Anonymousreply 90December 13, 2024 5:47 PM

Dear Mr. President Elect:

From another thread -

[quote]PS: carpet foam cleaner does wonders for pretreating underwear.

by Anonymousreply 91December 13, 2024 5:50 PM

A River (of Shit) Runs Through It: The Story of Trump's Diaper

by Anonymousreply 92December 13, 2024 11:49 PM

Just in France?? 🇫🇷

by Anonymousreply 93December 13, 2024 11:53 PM

Non! Mon Dieu!!

by Anonymousreply 94December 14, 2024 12:07 AM

L'air du merde!

by Anonymousreply 95December 14, 2024 1:31 AM

#TrumpSmellsLikeAss

by Anonymousreply 96December 14, 2024 1:33 AM

Cathédrale des Horreurs. 💩

by Anonymousreply 97December 14, 2024 1:37 AM

Who the fuck are these 'sources'? Anybody can claim anything by hiding behind their unnamed 'sources.'

by Anonymousreply 98December 14, 2024 3:01 AM

Well, I detest the man on the far side of the illest will, but the new Paris lighting design, some window changes and the contemporary fixtures would probably make me puke, at least.

by Anonymousreply 99December 14, 2024 3:12 AM

He needs some cautering, perhaps.

by Anonymousreply 100December 14, 2024 3:13 AM

R55

I hope they do! Maybe then, it will dawn on a few of them how stupid they are. At the very least, they will be filthy.

by Anonymousreply 101December 14, 2024 3:47 AM

"Sources" reported this. Means nothing.

by Anonymousreply 102December 15, 2024 3:59 AM

Trump Shot himself in France. He was like fuck this shit, I'm out.

by Anonymousreply 103December 15, 2024 4:05 AM

Outside of the states he is considered a joke....His last term when ever he had to deal with outside politicians, it wad always funny

by Anonymousreply 104December 15, 2024 4:54 AM

R35 is Cheryl's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 105December 15, 2024 5:59 AM

Presenting President Dump!

by Anonymousreply 106December 15, 2024 6:47 AM

If you don't believe he shits his pants on a regular basis, all you need do is read the recent book by one of "The Apprentice" producers. He says Trump stank up the Trump Tower set and frequently had to have a change of underwear.

by Anonymousreply 107December 15, 2024 7:02 AM

Those French people in the video clearly don't like Trump. They've got good taste.

by Anonymousreply 108December 15, 2024 7:17 AM

The video says it all. You can practically see the stink cloud hitting people in the room.

by Anonymousreply 109December 15, 2024 2:35 PM

There's a reason for those tailored yet totally ill fitting suits. Room for a diaper and a giant jacket to cover it.

by Anonymousreply 110December 15, 2024 2:35 PM

[quote] I know I wore diapers as a toddler, but never as an adult, so I'm curious -- how in the fuck does someone just sit their ass in their own shit? I mean, don't you just feel that nasty slimy shit sliding all over the bottom of your ass? How can an adult tolerate that? I don't even want to sit outside on a lawn chair after it's rained -- and that's just water!

It depends on the situation and the cognitive and/or overall physical shape a person is in. I worked in the home health care field for seven years as a case manager and I also worked a nursing home for a couple of years. Elderly people with advanced dementia or Alzheimers who poop in their diapers may not have much mental awareness about it, but they were incidents of some people taking off their diapers and playing with their feces. In the nursing home, CNAs and nurses on the memory care unit were advised to check on patients every couple of hours for smells or any indication that diapers needed to be changed.

People with severe brain injuries who are wheelchair bound might feel uncomfortable sitting in a filled diaper of feces. I had a client who suffered a brain injury was left non verbal and wheelchair bound. His parents along with a few family members became his caregivers and they whenever he needed a diaper change they would see the irritation on his face.

by Anonymousreply 111December 15, 2024 6:12 PM

[Quote] The video says it all. You can practically see the stink cloud hitting people in the room.

but Jill Biden doesn't seem to notice. She's probably used to the smell thanks to her husband 💩💩💩

by Anonymousreply 112December 15, 2024 6:24 PM

Rimming that marmalade ass is the ultimate!

by Anonymousreply 113December 19, 2024 12:13 AM

Trump dumped in his pants in France.

by Anonymousreply 114December 19, 2024 12:19 AM

SHAT, not shit, OP.

by Anonymousreply 115December 19, 2024 1:37 AM

OP… it’s actually “shat” but it has no-doubt been said upstream.

Also, is there a person assigned to clean his buttocks and replace the diaper?

If so, I suspect they are one of the hundreds of guest workers he employs.

by Anonymousreply 116December 19, 2024 2:22 AM

Wasn't this a problem even back in the Apprentice days? So he probably doesn't give a shit about it anymore, so to speak. It certainly hasn't gotten in his way.

by Anonymousreply 117December 19, 2024 2:25 AM

Zoom in on the lady’s gesture to his nose, turning away. Directly behind Trump. All all the people in the other section looking at him in disgust .

Why do I keep watching this multiple times . “ I loathe him….. but I cannot look away “

And the look in his face “ yes I’m shitting here in peoples faces, I’m shitting all over this country and I know I’m an idiot - a lucky idiot

by Anonymousreply 118December 19, 2024 5:36 AM

Is that why no one sat next to him?

by Anonymousreply 119December 19, 2024 5:41 AM
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