If you could make one brief comment-

IF YOU'RE TALKING YOU'RE LYING!

Where can I buy Trump Brand Adult Diapers?

“Say hello to my little friend.”

You have the opportunity to do something meaningful and create a legacy. Just shrinking government doesn't accomplish anything lasting, throwing out immigrants doesn't do anything that lasts. Accomplish something grand for the people that makes people look up to you in a hundred years.

R$ You might as well be speaking Chinese to him for all he'll understand of it.

R4 ha ha

You're under arrest.

Do not use my bathroom

I would quote this line from Broadcast News:

You are surrounding yourself with sycophants who will do anything you say or agree with everything you want.

This means they are inherently weak at their center core, & will sell you out the moment they find you to be at your weakest, which will happen within 24 months or less.

If cannot or will not say, “No” to you, then what makes you think they will say “No” to the next, new kid in town?

These are not your friends nor are they the loyalists you believe them to be.

Keep one eye open, & watch your back.

Correction:

“If they cannot”

"No one loves you. No one cares about you. It's too bad your mother wasn't given that coat hanger she begged for."

Socialize medicine, nationalize oil and gas, institute usury laws at 15%, and close 600 or our 900 foreign bases. that's the only way a populist can retrieve himself from the curse of foiled expectation.

Free Luigi

1) No matter what you do, history will remember you as nothing but an embarrassing orange joke of a "President" and grifting conman.

2) May your actions on January 6, 2021 haunt you until the day you die and may your grave be desecrated with graffiti, piss and shit like the Capitol building was on that day.

3) You will always be the face of the America's downfall as a superpower. You pledged to "Make America Great Again," yet you "Really Fucked America Up Again."

You're a mean old man and stupid, too.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.

Die, Motherfucker!

You took a long hard look at my ass and played golf for awhile….

I wouldn't even take the opportunity, it would be like talking to a wall.

I fully believe you either molested Ivanka or jerked off while thinking about her. There is no doubt in my mind.

Donald, BRING ME THE AXE!!!

No-one anywhere in the world with basic intelligence likes or respects you.

Your wife's pussy stinks!

Fire your new cabinet, they're all conspiring against you!

You're ugly, inside and out.

"Any, last words?"

Fuck you

I long for ze day you die.

Don’t move.

You are a fat, greasy sack of shit.

Eat Shit and Die

I would tell him to abolish H-1B visas immediately.

"Hey Mushroom Dick!" (then I'd walk away).

Be wood to us.

Die you bastard, DIE!

I wouldn't waste my breath saying anything to that orange idiot.

We are all laughing about your tiny hands

As below

"I hope you die a slow, agonizing, painful, public death."

I have another one:

“You will always sound like you come from Queens.”

I know that would get under his skin.

“How about you just do one thing to benefit someone other than yourself? You might find you like it and then we’d all be better off.”

Rest in Peace

May I have a job in your administration? I don't care if I have an office or not, just a paycheck.

You’re fat, you smell like dripping feces, and your wig is crooked. Everyone is laughing at you lardass.

Fuck you. C'mon we all want to say that to him.

Fuck your self

Rest in piss R43. But he might enjoy that.

Any last requests?

You just couldn't let me keep the distinction the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms. That's what the fuck I was best known for!

If you squeak by and make it to heaven, a God-approved, 19th century ass beating is coming your way before you're sent to hell.

You just couldn't let me keep the distinction of being the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms. That's what the fuck I was best known for!

If you squeak by and make it to heaven, a God-approved, 19th century ass beating is coming your way before you're sent to hell!

[quote]If you squeak by and make it to heaven...

The pact is non-negotiable, he comes directly to me.

“Is that Kiwi tan shoe polish???”

Is the wife whore going to service the nubbing tonight, you twisted freak?

There is an appropriate solution to all problems.

You are profoundly friendless.

OP here.Great comments. Better than I hoped -still laughing.