Matt Rife on The Drew Barrymore Show

Is she auditioning for a 90s boy band?

He felt he was too attractive so he decided to die it blond.

R2 Well, his DYE job is not to DIE for, that's for sure.

He didn't dye his hair. Honest. It just changed on its own. One of those "puberty" things that just happen.

R4 It's aging.

I don’t know who this is with a face full of plastic surgery.creepy face.

Just a reminder of what Matt looked like before full reconstruction.

I despise this phony hack

Ugly hack is right.

Looks like a clown wig on his head.

Looks like Burke Ramsey with blonde hair.

OP, how can you stand to have your light switch behind the TV?

He looks like an aged twink from Flyoverstan.

His original picture at R7 reminds me of Lori Petty for some reason.

He's attractive but I'm turned off by how vain he is.

I thought he was proposing!!!

No matter how many times he tries to change looks, that won't change the fact that he's UNFUNNY AS FUCK!!

r7 I never heard of this guy but he was hella cuter before the makeover. Imperfect teeth are sexy, you dumb queen.

Is that Ellen?

His teeth looked better after the fix, IMO.

What amazes me is how profoundly unfunny he is.

Nothing wrong with his old teeth. He looked better with his first bit of plastic surgery but as usual, he went overboard. He looks good here in 2020.

She's in her MAGA Blond era.

His old teeth looked like Stonehenge.

He'll be in a movie with Owen Wilson and he actually looks relatively normal in his official head shot.

*Sorry, it's just a comedy set, not a movie

I'm not a great fan of stand-up comedy anyway, but this latest trend toward "crowd work," of which Rife is a part, is especially repellent. Don't bother constructing an act or honing jokes until they work; all anyone wants to hear now is an hour of the comedian teasing the audience. "What do you do for a living? A dental hygienist? Well, FUCK YOU!" *raucous laughter* "You've been married 22 years? I want to KILL MYSELF!" *audience on the floor wheezing*

It's as if no one can bear watching a performance anymore. Everything has to be interactive and personalized. Boring performers talking to boring audience members about nothing. People can't seem to get enough of it, so good for those who are finding success doing it. I just feel sorry for traditional comics who have to deal with audiences who get anxious if the show goes ten minutes without the spotlight turning to them.

Looks like Ms. Rife is packing something quite impressive below the waist.

I wonder if that's been surgically enhanced like the rest of him.