Luigi Mangione is a Mangy Mutt

I'd like to give him a spanking

He's one America's sons. He sacrificed himself. We have to ask, why? Madness? Perhaps madness is the correct response when you're left screaming into the void.

he gay

The new patron saint of DL's many, many basement dwelling gay incels and shut-ins.

OP, are you more upset he killed a CEO, that he's better looking than you ever were and people want to fuck him even though he can't get it up, or that he is wealthy?

You sound so jealous it's sad. Content yourself that all he has left in life is suffering, ok?

He's flushing a lot more people than DL incels and shut-ins, R4. He's mainstream, judging from the headlines.

STOP with all of these repetitive threads.

Cheese it, DL! The threads cop is here.

Must be nice having wealthy parents, and pretending you had to struggle.

DL has found someone to unite us!

Have we turned on him yet?

His dong is broke???

Did we have pearl clutcher OP telling us not to have 57 threads celebrating JIMMMMMAH?

Jealous OP. SAD!

'Luigi Mangione considered bombing Manhattan to kill Brian Thompson'-The Telegraph

He's angry INCEL that DL can identify with apparently.

His wealthy family couldn't get those teeth of his fixed?

Luigi is mugging like JFK's grandson, there.

[QUOTE] His dong is broke???

That’s right, R12.

That is not an incel. An incel is a gross, small, STRAIGHT, princess tinymeat that can’t attract women.

If only James Franco was twenty years younger, this would've been the role of a lifetime for him.

Request verificatia of limpmeat

Yes, R18, and that’s what Luigi became after he had back surgery. All of these pictures everyone’s lusting after are old photos of a guy who doesn’t exist anymore.

R18 is correct.

r17 That doesn't back up your claim that he "can't get it up". Can you think of any other reason why someone with severe back pain might not be able to engage in sexual activities?

I’ve never heard of a back injury causing erectile dysfunction.

R21. What are you talking about he is still fine as fuck.

R23 R24 use your imaginations. Someone who's in severe pain and suffering from depression isn't exactly going to be a sex machine

I’m talking about stamina. It seems there are reports now the back injury nerves or whatever affected his dick.

[quote]If only James Franco was twenty years younger, this would've been the role of a lifetime for him.

But Luigi looks more like his brother Dave Franco.

[quote]Yes, [R18], and that’s what Luigi became after he had back surgery

You missed the “straight” part.

[Quote]That is not an incel. An incel is a gross, small, STRAIGHT, princess tinymeat that can’t attract women.

R18 can we at least agree that he is now in-cell for life probably

r24 Where's this source claiming he has erectile dysfunction?

[quote] His wealthy family couldn't get those teeth of his fixed

Dental insurance claim denied!

What’s wrong with his teeth.

[Quote] That is not an incel. An incel is a gross, small, STRAIGHT, princess tinymeat that can’t attract women.

You’re not keeping up on current events. Incels are all kinds of guys.

Young guys have no social skills because they stare at computer games instead of interacting with other people. When they aren’t doing that, they’re jerking off to porn. Porn teaches them that they are OWED sex by women.

When women don’t appear at their doorstep offering blowjobs, incels get very angry and resentful. It’s UNFAIR, they’ve been CHEATED and BETRAYED.

So again, not an incel. He’s not going to be rejected for sex by anyone. Even if he can’t get it up. And yes, it’s about being physically inferior.

Editor, please delete this thread!

He’s not so much a mangy mutt as he is an eyebrow-delivery system.

Kramer!

[Quote] So again, not an incel.

So again, how the fuck do we know? As has already been patiently been explained to you, being an incel is about having no social skills and having a sense of entitlement, not about physical appearance.

I suspect I’m wasting my time here though.

Well, he definitely had social skills as evidenced by his time at the co-living community in Hawaii, and his trip through Asia where he had no problem making friends.

[quote]his trip through Asia

... looking for a last-stop Asian girlfriend?

Funny how r39 wasn't asking "how the fuck do we know" when the accusation was that Mangione is an incel

Is the autism troll now has taken the mantle of Incel Explainer Troll?

Can two people really be that stupid?

[quote] What are you bottoms going to do with him? He can’t get it up anymore.

Just leave him alone. Once they have all his meds sorted out and he’s acclimated to jail he’ll be fully functional again, I’m sure. (And excuse me, but he’s going to remember who WAS and was NOT on his side during this transitional time, so I would SUGGEST you pull it together and turn that frown upside down if you know what I’m sayin’.)

R13 JIMMMMNAAAYYY!

Thanks for reminding me. Those threads were crazy.

R44R.J. Martin, who owns the co-living space in Honolulu called Surfbreak where Mangoine lived for about six months, told New York Times that Mangoine’s back injury impaired his romantic life.

Shortly after Mangoine moved in, he took a group surfing lesson that resulted in such debilitating pain that Martin had to switch out his mattress, the Times reports.

“He knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn’t possible. I remember him telling me that, and my heart just breaks,” Martin said.

[Quote] Funny how [R39] wasn't asking "how the fuck do we know" when the accusation was that Mangione is an incel

How does that change the fact that you can’t tell an incel by looking at him, you sad specimen?

Fratboy.

Defense attorney Dickey can now add "traumatic head injury" to his list.

Elizabeth Holmes

Sam Bankman-Fried

Luigi Mangione

There’s something about watching the young, prestigiously educated, rich, and privileged flame out that just isn’t there otherwise, and it’s not just schadenfreude. They seem to have everything we’re told makes up a winning hand, including being “driven,” but they just can’t stop themselves from going too far and it’s fascinating.

Another lunatic thread starting with the OP demonstrating the idiocy of the Internet and social media.

[quote]If only James Franco was twenty years younger, this would've been the role of a lifetime for him.

This is Shawn Mendes’ big chance to fail.

[QUOTE] That doesn't back up your claim that he "can't get it up". Can you think of any other reason why someone with severe back pain might not be able to engage in sexual activities?

I don’t give a fuck what the reason was. The fact is Luigi was getting NO BUNS. Therefore he was an incel.

He can learn to bottom.

[italic]Hush your mouth!

R54 Just not on my back!

Is Luigi the reason Anthem Blue Cross reversed their anesthesia policy? If so this guy is a hero

It wasn't out of the kindness of their non-existent heart nor out of concern for their policy holders, R57.

R5

I believe he was, R57, and their denial convinces me all the more.

[QUOTE] Is Luigi the reason Anthem Blue Cross reversed their anesthesia policy?

They were going to reverse that decision regardless. It was a stupid move and no insurer wanted to follow them. The outrage from politicians expedited the reversal, not fear of Luigi the incel. Anthem was about to get dragged in front of congress and had drawn the ire of multiple state attorney generals.

[quote]attorney generals

attorneys general

Suck my dick.

The CEO asslicker(s) here on DL seems to be in the minority.

"Bitter Americans React to UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Murder: ‘My Empathy Is Out of Network’"

Elizabeth Warren to Huffington Post:

“The visceral response from people across this country who feel cheated, ripped off, and threatened by the vile practices of their insurance companies should be a warning to everyone in the health care system.”

He wasn't the typical loser incel shooter. Sorry CEO asslicker.

"“What do you do? You wack the C.E.O. at the annual parasitic bean-counter convention. It’s targeted, precise, and doesn’t risk innocents.”"

"...reasoned that a shooting would be more targeted than using a bomb, as that “could kill innocents.”"

Today, the (new) CEO of United Healthcare reiterated that they would continue to deny patient care and insurance claims as they wanted to.

[QUOTE] The CEO asslicker(s) here on DL seems to be in the minority.

Here we go with the straw men. Recognizing that Luigi is a stunad doesn’t mean you love the healthcare system and its arbiters. How is clipping that prick supposed to change anything? It’s business as usual at United Healthcare. They don’t give a fuck.

All that Ozempic and still bitter as fuck. I’ve had grapefruits that are sweeter.

That’s the question that separates what Luigi did from what he might have hoped it would do, R67 — and makes me think he was operating on a hopeless delusion.

Thompson could have been, and I believe was, a greed-driven monster, but he was also a cog in the machinery of the >>8th most valuable company in the world<<. It’s impossible to believe there aren’t monsters aplenty ready to step into that job and roll right on with its primary mission, which is to create shareholder value and the Devil take the hindmost. Just delay, deny, defend.

Luigi's act of intricate planning and ultimate self-sacrifice will be reduced to nothing more than the vengeful gesture of a crazy man and all those healthcare insurers — whose first actions were to call companies that provide executive security, not to immediately convene think tanks to design a complete retooling of their industry in light of the overwhelming expression of dissatisfaction that was contributed by people all over the nation — speaks to how small Luigi’s legacy will finally be made to seem.

It’s a damn shame.

R69 He was a cipher. He didn't seem to be acting under his own volition which is what made people first think that he was a paid shooter. He was probably radicalized at U Penn. He's a blank slate like a lot of those wealthy kids who go to Ivy League colleges. Even the inscriptions on the bullet casings were taken from the title of a book.

R68: maybe it's time to blast that little cunt, Megyn Kelly, in the temple next?

Apparently the frau theory that their dear boy was driven to murder by agonizing back pain is like everything these lumpen cows believe complete shite:

One of Mangione's apparent posts on the r/Spondylolisthesis subreddit dated to February of 2024 referred to having had a surgery for the condition six months prior.

"Yea I had L5/S1 spinal fusion 6 months ago after 1.5 years of failed conservative treatment. Within 7 days of the fusion I was on zero pain meds. (That's probably faster than most folks, but my point is just that your body isn't supposed to be in pain and need meds. Even after getting my back sliced open and my spine drilled into, I wasn't in much pain)," the post read.

Cool, that means he can fuck

[QUOTE] OP, are you more upset he killed a CEO, that he's better looking than you ever were and people want to fuck him even though he can't get it up, or that he is wealthy?

The wealthy part, R5.

NYPD chief of detectives says Luigi Mangione was never a client of UnitedHealthcare

Babygirl will need her mangy butt where she's heading.

He'll need more than that R76

Mangione has a cell to himself and is kept away from other inmates.

Gene Borrello, a former organized crime associate who spent 13 years behind bars, including four at Rikers, described the conditions at the New York City prison as the “most dangerous in America.”

He warns that if Mangione is transferred to Rikers, he will face harsh realities, including substandard food, unsanitary conditions and safety concerns.

I don’t get it. I would have rather just seen the full frontal called it a day.

Fucking guy spent six months lounging around in Hawaii, no doubt paid for by mom and dad.

I'm glad he got to enjoy a bit of life before he gets locked up!

Also, his body is 🔥

Enjoy a bit of life, R80? Are you kidding me? When wasn’t his life enjoyable? He was born on third base. He’d been living how most people could only dream until back issues gave him some adversity and he decided to start killing people.

sad last days!