Let's Be Moonstruck.

I'm Johnny's scalp. I don't get enough blood sometimes.

I'm Anita Gillette's decolletage.

I’m not disturbed about you.

I'm Aunt Rita, announcing Johnny Cammareri's arrival in a low, sing-song voice.

I'm Professor Perry; I'm a little boy and I like to be bad.

Pop at The Met: “I didn’t see you here.”

I’m Loretta’s reply:

“I don’t know if I saw you here or what.”

I'm the red dress worn to your funeral.

I'm "your life is in the toilet"!

I’m the love bite on Loretta’s neck and she better put some makeup on me before Johnny comes back!

I'm the Big Knife.

“I’m confused.”

I'm the last time Nick Cage was hot.

I'm Johnny Cammareri's suitcases. I'm gonna take down the whole house!

I’m an Italian American audience member watching my childhood being played out on the screen.

The cast nailed it. I can’t think of a better ensemble.

I’m the Met’s starburst crystal chandeliers ascending into the ceiling as La Boheme is about to begin.

I'm Loretta kicking a can down the road.

I'm the wolf who chewed off his own hand...

I'm Loretta's dye job.

And this is one of my favorite quotes: "Old man? You give those dogs another piece of my food, and I'm gonna kick ya till ya dead."

Bitch was given an Oscar for that-must have been a gaggle of lousy actresses that year.

^Indeed.

That's Amore.

It's Cosmo's moon!

I'm the wooden hand.

I’m the truth. Tell me. They find out anyway.

Snap out of it. 👋🏼

Glenn Close, Fatal Attraction, lost to Cher that year,

I won’t be ignored, Dan.

I'm Johnny's dying mother with the big mouth.

"Love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die."

I'm the heartache, tragedy and truth of those words.

Noi siamo i cani. Capiamo l'italiano.

I’m the curse the old woman put on that plane. She doesn’t believe in me but Boeing is starting to.

I'm pissed off Loretta - "“Hey Old Man, you give those dogs another piece of my food I’m gonna kick ya til your dead…”

I'm the whiskey Loretta asks for after she cooks Ronnie a steak....rare for his blood.

I'm the dog shit that Grandpop refuses to pick up during his dog walks.

I'm the bitchy nuns who tell Loretta to be careful.

I'm Glenn Close, still seething that I lost my Oscar to Cher for this crap.

I'm Rose's hangover.

I'm Bobo the little waiter @ the Grand Ticini.

I'm maybe the best movie from the '80s.

I'm Cher's incredibly shitty Chrysler K car. You'd think an accountant could afford a nicer car.

I am one of the many dogs running down the stairs, as one looked like our beloved, family pet.

I'm the two pairs of pants that came with Johnny's suit.

I'm the single tear that slides down Loretta's cheek at La Boheme.

I'm the massive family brownstone now on sale for $40M after major renovation and all white interior.

"Do you have something to tell us, Loretta?"

I'm the fear of death.

I'm Loretta's engagement ring, which is Johnny's pinkie ring.

I'm the little old lady who put a curse on the airplane...

I'm the undertaker who makes good coffee.

I'm the liquor store owner's wife who sees a wolf in him and a wolf in every man...

I’m kinda gaudy.

I'm the oatmeal of which Ronnie says, "Yes, Mrs. Castorini, I would love some oatmeal" and, "I have a feeling this is going to be just delicious."

(Cage is knocked by a lot of people for his performances in "Moonstruck" and "Peggy Sue Got Married" but I'm a fan of both. His weird approach to them makes the performances.)

I'm Peter Gallagher who lost the role of Ronnie to Nicholas Cage because he was Cher's choice. But I did get to work with Cher in ..... BURLESQUE!!!!!!

I'm the deposit. Where the hell am I?

I’m nothing but the skin left over Loretta’s bones after her and Ronnie’s passionate lovemaking.

I'm la bella luna that Noni shows to his dogs and asks them why they aren't howling.

I'm Loretta's awful love for Johnny. And apparently I'm too bad.

I'm the red lipstick post-makeover.

I'm Nada Despotovich, I work in the bakery with Ronnie and am in love with him. I was an interesting character actress of the 80s

I’m Cher’s undeserved Oscar.