Pregnant Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly Reportedly Split During Messy Holiday Getaway

"They broke up in late November," a source told Us Weekly on Tuesday, December 10. "They were trying to make it work again after the pregnancy, but they are both too hot-headed and fell back into their constant fighting. They can't get on the same page, and it's not easy for them being together."

Who is this machine gun creature?

Oh, no.

I think I could get high off the fumes emanating from the photo. If she’s pregnant hopefully she’ll stop for a while.

“Machine Gun” is creepy. Check out his “finger nails.”

I totally called it (along with any sane person). I figured they would break up very soon after she had the baby, once her maternal hormones kicked in and she could see clearly what an immature fuck up MGK is. Bhis is extra spicy, breaking up BEFORE the birth -- they are not even on speaking terms even as she has his mini me growing inside of her. Popcorn, large with extra butter please!

This is the level that they are operating:

"At the end of January, Fox's interview with Glamour U.K. was published. In it, she shared her belief that she had manifested her fiancé when she was four years old.

"He's literally my exact type that I've been manifesting since I was four," she told the magazine. "I'm also four years older than him. So, I think I made him."

"My thoughts and intentions grew him into the person that he is, who knows what he would've looked like or been like if it wasn't for me," she added."

She's also asserted that they are "twin flames."

And yet all they do is argue and get photographed either glazed over on drugs, or crying while fighting, and they have broken up countless, countless times. Sooooo romantic.

I feel very bad for her children, she is so unstable and weird. At least their dad seems normal.

He looks like Paul Bernardo and has a stupid tattoo

Megan Fox was so pretty but she turned herself into a plastic surgery ghoul and lost her light acting career. She's an aging jet-set party girl dolled up like a designer whore in Monte Carlo. I bet she doesn't have any money, either. MGK isn't super rich either, just an 8 figure millionaire I bet.

They're repellent

When Fox was young, her looks and makeup were mostly trashy but underneath she was quite cute and pretty. I found one of the least trashy looks:

He's a freak with full body black tattoos and a toupée. She's a freak with her sleeve tattoo and a blow-up porn doll look.

But… but… but… this was true love?!

The kid will grow up having to be the parent to those to unstable trainwrecks. I feel sorry for it already.

He always looks like a complete idiot. And he denies the hair transplant he got. Also, who in their right mind would want those nasty fake fingernails he inexplicably wears near their newborn baby?

They both look like they smell really bad.

Heterosexual men, put a pass code on your phone. Bitches be nosy as shit.

Life lesson for Megan, peek not through a keyhole lest thou be vexed.

My phone is not my husband's business, nor his mine.

[quote] “Machine Gun” is creepy. Check out his “finger nails.”

I really hate the fact that some men now (mostly gay men, obviously) wear these nails now. This dumb influencer is one such creature.

Ugh. She has those weird toe thumbs. Gross.

Megan looked great in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

MGK is so low IQ it hurts

Her ex-husband is much more attractive.

They'll get back together.

I love the image of her flouncing off, her belly swollen with his manseed

She better hope the kid has her old face and not his

Hahahhaha

R19 One look at their manicures tells us everything we need to know about why this relationship failed.

He is so gross. One of the creepiest vibes this side of the Diddler

Honestly, she looks like she does porn

R28, painful fingering. Yes!

R30, i almost didn't notice because that same look is so normalized now. I remember when The Kardashians were considered weird looking once they went past the point of no return. But now, everyone is starting to look like that!

She’s in a new movie (on Netflix, I think) where she plays an android. She’s terrible! How do you fuck up playing a robot?

Is Machine Gun Kelly the same thing as Travis Barker?

His black body tattoo is terrifying

R34, he does want to turn black. Literally black. Not "black American".

It's too bad they can't just have an open relationship. I assume he was texting some slut and that made her mad. A woman was hot as her should be more secure.

She was hot 10-15 years ago.

Who is the father?

(Not that bleach-blond flamer.)

[quote] just an 8 figure millionaire I bet.

$99,000,000 is 8 figures.

She's still very hot by real world standards, r37. That's like saying Angelina Jolie is a dog because she's not as hot as she was in Tomb Raider.

He does look like Canadian rapist and serial killer Paul Bernardo.

[quote] She's still very hot by real world standards

Not really. She looks like a Kardashian now. She stopped being hot years ago. Jolie never messed with her looks the way Fox did.

She was constantly fighting with her ex Brian, also. What is the common denominator here?

A dozen men would hit on Megan Fox if she walked into an Omaha Buffalo Wild Wings, r42. I could give a shit about Megan Fox but pretending she's ugly is just too stupid.

Not this pair of cunts again.

I don't get her attraction to him given she can have pretty much anyone. She sounds deranged.

She should get that fetus pulled out of her before it’s too late.

R43 I always got the impression that she felt she was doing Brian Austin Green a huge favor by staying with him. They were together for 16 years and have 3 kids together, yet when she met MGK she immediately called him her "twin flame" and all this other garbage about "manifesting him" when she was 4 years old blah blah blah. Poor Brian, she really did him dirty with all that highly publicized shit. Yet he says he will always love her and has never talked bad about her. He seems like a class act. I hate to say it, but she is getting what she deserves. Did she really think this ridiculous man-child would ever be faithful?

Brian recently said that she would criticize the way he chewed food when they were together. She sounds so delightful…

Trash!

She picks the worst men

Brian Austin Green was lucky to get her. She was over a decade younger and way more famous. He doesn't talk shit about her because he is still pining for her.

She probably pays him child support.