They’re exiling Kimberly

Who?

She was fired for committing sexual harassment in the workplace. If you are fired for that from FOX FUCKING NEWS for that, it was serious.

So she’s a perfect fit in this, the rapiest administration in U.S. history.

R1, DJT Jr. found a younger piece of ass, so he had his daddy ship off his "fiancée" to 5,000 miles away from Mar-a-Fascism.

She’s Junior’s ex, r1. And Gavin Newsom’s

Greece. Sunny, lots of mega-yachts for the slut to jump around the docks,

I mean what better way to Foster good relations with the country than to send them a interactive blow up doll.

Very unsurprising that she is being sent away and being put out to pasture. Soon Jr will find someone new and their "engagement" will never be spoken about again.

Poor Greece!

Junior already has someone new.

Is this to keep her yap shut?

Yes r7, r8 is right — poke around on the threads a little and you’ll find it. She looks like a man in a wig.

The new model is 20 years younger than Kimberly.

Probably more like getting rid of her and getting her away from Donnie JR so he can move on to someone who is younger and more presentable (the new girlfriend) R9.

Guilfoyle is 10 years older than Jr and looks too scary now to legitimately marry or be seen in public so I hope she saved some money.

"For many years, Kimberly has been a close friend and ally," Trump said in a statement. "Her extensive experience and leadership in law, media, and politics along with her sharp intellect make her supremely qualified to represent the United States, and safeguard its interests abroad." Guilfoyle's nomination would require Senate confirmation.

Guilfoyle wrote on social media following the announcement, "I'm honored to accept President Trump's nomination to serve as the next Ambassador to Greece and I look forward to earning the support of the U.S. Senate." "As ambassador, I look forward to delivering on the Trump agenda, supporting our Greek allies, and ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity," she added.

You’re fat. You’re old. MAGA doesn’t want you.

I wonder if Greece will require her to wear a paper bag over her head when in public so as not to scare young children?

We should start a petition.

I have a feeling she will be recalled from Athens soon after she turns a traditional Greek folk dance at the embassy into a bump & grind number soliciting cash and/or coke.

She looks like Caitlyn Jenner in R13's photo.

How appropriate to have Medusa as the ambassador in Athens.

What the fuck did Greece ever do to deserve this?

Is this like Fredo being sent to Vegas? (From the Xitter comments)

At least Medusa has a real job. And was once beautiful.

This would be my dream job. She is lucky.

If she doesn’t get confirmed I wonder how big her total payout will be to keep her mouth shut?

That’s quite a severance package.

Gargoyle's first statement to the people of Greece:

Τα καλύτερα έρχονται!

Bye, Felicia. Leave the keys under the mat.

Gargoyle will dance her way into the hearts of the Greek people!

So, we can expect half of the embassy staff to file sexual harassment claims?

She’d have diplomatic immunity if she carried coke.

Our gain is Greece's loss.

[quote]For many years, Kimberly has been a close friend and ally. Her extensive experience and leadership in law, media, and politics along with her sharp intellect make her supremely qualified to represent the United States, and safeguard its interests abroad.Kimberly is perfectly suited to foster strong bilateral relations with Greece, advancing our interests on issues ranging from defense cooperation to trade and economic innovation.

In other words: She's a seasoned grifter!

It's a very big mouth R23.

How's the plastic surgery industry in Greece? Maybe they can do something about her unfortunate face.

How long before she falls of a yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean, never to be seen again?

It's a quick trip to Turkey for a freshening

If she freshens her face any further she'll have to put lipstick on her forehead R35.

Douse her with Windex so that she doesn’t spread any diseases.

Just for shits and giggles, I hope this harpie contacts Donatella Versace’s plastic surgeon and gets a retrofit.

A scorned woman coming back much better looking would be a great fuck you to cokey-McDJ Jr.

This is hilarious coming on the same day when Jr’s affair exposed.

Mein orange Fuhrer.

His affair was exposed and public knowledge months ago R39.

How dare the Donald pass over Andrea Catsimatidis for this job!

Just as Anne of Cleves was made “sister of the King”, Kim has been pensioned off to make way for a new concubine.

Like Anne of Cleves, it’s probably the best thing that could have happened to her.

She'll be the worst thing to hit Greece since the Turks.

All of Greece will now be treated to pictures of Don Jr's dick. Whether they want it or not.

As seen on Reddit

Q: What did Greece do to piss off Trump?

A: They invented democracy

She's certainly no Helen.

"Grease," Kimberly.

"Grease."

At the Syracuse South Dinner Theatre. A four-year gig. Seven days a week, three performances.

You're Rizzo. Lose half the makeup.

And you're staying at the Ambassador Motel. Fuck knows how you got that wrong. Snort snort.

I didn’t think it was possible but she actually looks like Leona Helmsley’s uglier sister.

MY BIG FAT GREEK BREAKUP

And here's the Hell Hole she's been exiled to.

Oh, wait.

"The secret of business is to know something nobody else knows." --Ari Onassis

[Quote] I wonder if Greece will require her to wear a paper bag over her head when in public so as not to scare young children?

Oh r15 that’s not necessary! Greece already has a statute requiring that child-frighteners “conceal or otherwise obfuscate” their faces in the presence of minors.

She’s being sent to Carousel to be renewed.

Is there a diplomatic post in Antarctica for Melania?

Seems like Greece wouldn't be a consolatioon prize. It seems like it would be a plum reward.

It's not like it's one of the African Countries or dangerous South American ones.

Bumping for the search-impaired

R56, it has been tradition for decades that political and social obligations get posts in western democracies. Actual bureaucrats who have diplomatic skills are not given post to the Court of St. James, they get sent to Uganda.

Greece deserves so much better.

Trump selecting Guilfoyle is insulting. They are both pigs.

Move over Kimberly. Move over JD Vance.

Over the next few years, you'll see Trump grooming his son for election in 2028.

(Good news for Democrats)

[Quote] Greece deserves so much better.

No it doesn’t.

Grease. Perfect for her Crisco Disco.

Ambassador to Greece:

Crack whore:

Greece and not France?

I thought now that the Notre Dame refit was complete they’d want all the gargoyles back on the roof?

Very smart of Sr to send her overseas to mitigate any stalking potential. Why Greece, though? Her father was born in Ireland. Granted, she'd stick out like a sore thumb...

Donald Sr. calls her Blubbercunt

Oh how sad!

"What a blessing to celebrate another anniversary with my soul mate and forever best friend".

I find this hilarious. Although I'm sorry for Greece.

She’s no Kate Smith, but I’d fling with Kimmy.

Why does she always wear those awful dark pantihose with her whore dresses?

Junior slaughters exotic and endangered wildlife worldwide. Giving him a furry puppy is like giving a pet to the Huckabees.

Pâté R73?

She has an 18 yo son:

More son:

On the plus side, she'll be the prettiest girl in the country.

He might be short.

Look at the woman next to the Greek Ambassador. Terrifying! They literally look like Stepford wives.

Jesus Fucking Christ, that pic r76 posted. Does the kid know his mom looks like a monster or is her face just normal to him?

Aww, poor Kabuki face. She should think about all of that good BLOW she'll be getting.

My father was a Foreign Service Officer, and I grew up as a Foreign Service Brat for twelve years. It's shameful how much 47 hates diplomacy.

Her son is quite short. She's in six inch hooker platforms. He also looks like Luigi Robin Hoody.

Oh, I've been to Nice And the isle of Greece When I sipped champagne on a yacht I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo And showed 'em what I've got I've been undressed by kings And I've seen some things That a woman ain't supposed to see

[QUOTE]Greek President to aide: Do we still have Perseus’ number

🤣

I just read on Rick Wilson's Bluesky that Trump is considering Kari Lake for ambassadorship to Mexico. 😲 Gah, I can't think of anyone less diplomatic to give the role to.

Trump is taking “To the victor belong the spoils” a little too seriously.

If she took off the stripper heels and lightened up the hideously dark thick eye makeup, she wouldn't look half as scary.

R85 he just appointed another guy—an actual prior ambassador.

I think her mouth is the scariest part of her. It's already the size of Julia Robert's mouth and she's had some type of work done on her lips.

Lap dances only 4.76 Euro! Line up, all of you lucky Greek men!

If this appointment gets Congressional approval I predict it won't be 6 months before the Greek government catches her in some sort of crookedness, and kicks her out.

R89 Her mouth is the scariest thing ? You never saw her cunt up close like I have. Shit!

I beg orange man! I say 'make me - how you say ? - Queen of Greece'. He say, 'no, you stay here. I give to homely girl.'

At least Kimbo doesn't have a criminal record, unlike the rest of Trump's appointees.

Her son looks like Michael Corleone's gay son in Godfather III

R94 You mean a criminal record THAT WE KNOW OF right now. Give it time with this position - the NYT is probably investigating her as I type.

THIS is a criminal record.

As Kimberly cruises the Mediterranean aboard a yacht owned by an old Greek tycoon, will she wave at the Harlan Crow yacht that is passing with Clarence and Ginni Thomas aboard?

Clarence will probably retire pretty soon after the inauguration, expecting a life of luxurious leisure. I hope the invitations stop as soon as he’s out of power.

Thanks, r88. I suppose that's good news even if it's a Trump appointee. Can you picture Kari in tense discussions or negotiations about tariffs? Nope.

[QUOTE] I predict it won't be 6 months before the Greek government catches her in some sort of crookedness,

R91 - I thought about this with regard to possession of narcotics. How is she going to deal with obtaining a maintenance supply and concealing her addiction? I recall one time Ron Filipowski tweeted about extreme tardiness to her show (like 30 min) and when she did show up she was a disheveled mess under those unforgiving lights.

R44 Um, excuse you, bitch!

Haven't the Greeks suffered enough?

So long, Kankles!

My Big Fat Greek Cunt:

Turns out she's on the record calling Greeks "freeloaders"

Kimberly will find a hubby in Greece. It’s be an old rich, shipping tycoon.

I don't think so R105. Unless the old, rich, shipping tycoon is the blind and deaf. Have you seen the state her face is in? She's not exactly a top of the line catch. She also 55 and it's only going to get worse.

She’s 55 and flopping her tiddies out everywhere?

Geez, lady. Give it a rest.

Kimbo will dance to Laura Branigan's Gloria and the Greek tycoons will be throwing drachmas at her.

Exiling Kimberly? Whatchoo talkin about, Willis?

She's much better off being banished to party around the Mediterranean a little less in the global spotlight than dragging her tired old ass from state functions and boring DC receptions. DC is no fun. It really isn't. None of it is something you enjoy. Instead, she'll be fucking Greek men on yachts away from the cameras. She will do coke and sip good champagne. Yes she has been exiled. But can I be next?

There's another unmarked grave waiting for her on the Trump gold course in Florida right next to mine.

See you soon, Kimberly.

she's probably in menopause and her dried up snatch can't satisfy Don Jr.

She probably doesn't want sex.

She looks terrible. Too much make up and too plastic.

She can star in her own real life the The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone. We can only assume she will continue to bloat and fatten. Swollen feet crammed into open toe handmade shoes toddling around Athens bumming cigarettes while her driver keeps her from too much harm. He'll be gay but she will desperately try to seduce him until she passes out in the backseat of her car making it's way back to her residence. Again, I'll do it if she doesn't want it.

Gargoyle has no dirt on the Trumps. It was all about the coke bumps with Junior.

R42 great rack, NGL. But is there anything else she'd like us to know about her?

She saw everything. And if she didn't see it, a coked out Junior told her everything. Repeatedly for hours on end.

She will more than likely fall out a window in Athens R116.

Or special tea.

Kimberly will have a good time.

She's been to Nice and the Isle of Greece...

I predict a dissatisfied young Greek boy will snatch her wig at some point during her tenure. Whether in full regalia is another matter which Marine guards at the Embassy will be required to address for her protection. Her alleged requisite cocaine withdrawals will be interesting enough.