BEARKING NEWS; Turtle Falls Off Fence Post. Medical Personnel Seen Leaving Mitch McConnell's Office!

Flip him over and give him some fluids with an eyedropper, he'll be fine, they can live to be over a hundred.

Elaine Chao could not be reached for comment. She's off at an undisclosed golf course with her lady friend.

I'm crying as I type.

It’s about time.

I hope they remember to put a wooden stake through his heart before they close his coffin. It's the only way to be sure.

enate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) received medical attention after falling following a Republican lunch meeting Tuesday.

He was spotted walking back to his Capitol office followed by a medical team and escorted by Senate Republican Conference Chair John Barrasso (R-Wyo.), who hosted the lunch meeting.

Barrasso told a senator that McConnell had fallen after the lunch, shortly before his weekly press conference. The Hill saw multiple McConnell staffers rush over from their office towards the luncheon area after his fall.

A medical team transporting a wheelchair was spotted following McConnell into his office.

McConnell had spoken during the lunch, and multiple members appeared unaware of the situation as they exited.

A spokesman for McConnell did not immediately comment on the medical situation.

They must put a stake through his heart, cut off his head, and spread salt all around his office. And bringing in an exorcist might not be a bad idea either.

He shouldn't have ordered the Garlic Shrimp at lunch.

He could be another Diane Feinstein, hanging on to his seat as long as possible, effectively narrowing the Republican majority.

Welcome home.

He really is going to die at the senate live on C-Span one day, isn’t he?

Aw, darn.

R11 - It would be like that video on YouTube where that British comedian Tommy Cooper died 'Live' (ironic!) on TV, it took a minute or two to figure out he was dead.

Just when he’s primed - allegedly - to stand up to Trump.

Ole Muleface is still having those ole-fashioned lunches, apparently.

Glug glug glug.

Under new Kentucky law, the Governor has no appointment authority should a Senate vacancy arise. A special election must be held, so the vacancy would not be filled immediately. I don’t know if the Governor has any power in terms of setting the date for the election.

Too bad it wasn’t dump.

We'll know when Tooter Turtle's about to come to his end. We'll hear the angel of death calling out for him with "drizzle drazzle droozle drome, time for this one to come home".;

As awful as Turtle is, whatever MAGA shithead that will replace him will likely be a zillion times worse.

he was the architect of the end of democracy. an evil, evil, selfish man who will have a lot of suffering when he passes. My mother always said never wish bad on anyone, but if it happens anyway, you are allowed to enjoy it.

Thoughts and prayers for Mitch!

Reportedly, he only sprained his wrist.

Next time, Turtle may break a hip. He’ll be done then.

Me love him long time!

He’d have to have a heart, R5

Womp fucking womp.

He's already hated by MAGAts, he's (probably) not running for reelection, so why not just go into full-blown opposition?

If he doesn’t get better we may have to turn him into soup - Faithful service to his 1% of the country to the very end.

He’s fine…he sends his love!!!

If only he fell on his back and couldn't get up.

I feel for Mrs.Turtle-he survived!

I try again soon time-

He seems barely able to stay on his feet these days. He is falling apart before our eyes piece by piece. And it's certainly what he deserves.

Rotsa ruck!

[quote] He really is going to die at the senate live on C-Span one day

We live in hope.

McConnell will die in office. He’s another Dianne Feinstein in terms of stubbornness and viewing oneself as irreplaceable.

But I'm much older than McConnell.

Grassley sent that hateful letter to FBI Director, Chris Wray, criticizing Wray’s job performance and insisting he resign.

Grassley, was seeking to take Senate proceedings control during the January 06 resurrection once they oust Mike Pence.

Grassley is a insider MAGA plotter.

^an

These old goats are the problem.

Yeah, Grassley has turned out to be a total sellout and has been in the Senate for too long. At 91 now, I guess he is planning to do a Dianne Feinstein and continue until he dies in office.

Insurrection, not resurrection

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Coco Chao must be piss he survived. As old as she is, she wants to get on with her life, not nursing a turtle.

Why doesn’t doesn’t congress provide one-stop benefits packages on premises and offer a Straight-from-gurney-to-funerary-services in the Capital!

Nancy also had to go hospital ! What the fuck is happening?

Old age; both should have retired years ago.

Honey, Grassley is ALREADY embalmed.

Someone just needs to bury the hateful old fucker.

Grassley = scoundrel among others

[quote] Incoming Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) told FBI Director Christopher Wray on Monday he has a “vote of no confidence” in his leadership, saying it’s time for him to “move on.”

Physician, heal thyself.

[quote]Incoming Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley

Just what the country needs -- a 91-year old chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Fucking walking corpse