And just like that, she’s literary
Sarah Jessica Parker lands dream job judging authors
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 11, 2024 12:57 PM |
And just like that, I couldn’t help but wonder: when it comes to the Booker Prize, am I judging the best novels… or just the ones that know how to satisfy?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 10, 2024 3:51 PM |
Straight from the plot of “American Fiction”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 10, 2024 3:56 PM |
Who even knew she could read?
Maybe she'll use the audio book versions.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 10, 2024 4:45 PM |
[quote]"I read. I've been reading for years."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 10, 2024 4:55 PM |
She can store her notes in her neck folds.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 10, 2024 4:56 PM |
Will she be judging a book's literary merits or the nourishing quality of its paper?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 10, 2024 5:04 PM |
She'll indicate her pick by stomping her foot twice.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 10, 2024 5:05 PM |
This is a terrible decision even if she has some literary prowess heretofore never revealed. It is a stunt.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 10, 2024 7:06 PM |
It’s possible to become an expert in almost anything without formal education in the field. Even architecture, art, finance, history, programming, and computer science. But literary analysis, like mathematics or the applied aspects of physical sciences, seems like a tough one.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 10, 2024 7:41 PM |
Well nobody can say she got this gig because of her great beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 10, 2024 7:47 PM |
What's a book?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 10, 2024 7:50 PM |
She’s always given off the distinct vibe of being insecure about her lack of formal education—the way she makes sure she’s seen toting around books or the New Yorker and promotes herself as a reading influencer on social media.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 10, 2024 7:53 PM |
When I noticed this article, it made me laugh out loud.
So I posted it on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 10, 2024 7:54 PM |
She makes Jen Garner look like an Appalachian academic.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 10, 2024 8:51 PM |
SJP made a tidy fortune selling perfume. I guess she has a great nose. So why not books? How has her shoe business been going? It flopped, right?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 10, 2024 9:13 PM |
Books are SO decorative!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 10, 2024 9:15 PM |
R15 She has a store in the WV, in which I’ve never seen a single customer.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 10, 2024 9:17 PM |
SJP, may I suggest the book "Equine Hisory" be your first review?
We all need to know more about our backgrounds.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 10, 2024 9:40 PM |
Will this crash and burn as fast as her failed Bravo art competition reality show?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 10, 2024 9:46 PM |
I like that for her
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 10, 2024 10:31 PM |
She can sound out some of the big words.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 11, 2024 12:41 AM |
Wouldn't she rather judge shoes?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 11, 2024 3:03 AM |
Why??????
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 11, 2024 3:05 AM |
I'm surprised they agreed to her rider for 5 figure expenses on sofa shawls.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 11, 2024 12:25 PM |
[quote]I guess she has a great nose.
Well, I don't know how great it is, but it's something.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 11, 2024 12:57 PM |