Let’s be Alec Baldwin

That woman deserves a combat medal for having Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger as parents.

I’m big and sexy and then it all went downhill around 2016.

r2 I need to get back in the bubble!

Yo soy Hilaria.

I’m Mr. Conductor from his role on Thomas and Friends.

I'm the hapless flight attendant who tried to get him to put his phone in airplane mode.

I'm his 9th and 10th children via Hilaria from Boston, Espana

I'm his only one nomination.

I pick fights with random strangers on the street.

I'm Halyana and I kissed Alec's gun.

I’m 30 Rock.

I’m los Baldwinitos! Let’s see, there’s Taco, Salsa, Guac and Molé, Sangria and…. Cerveza? Fuck, I forget.

I’m punching a man over a parking spot.

I’m his brother. I can’t act my way out of a paper bag.

I'm the rage. I am endless.

I'm the real Amityville Horror.

Is it true he used to let guys blow him back in the 80s during his studio 54 days?

I'm Alec criticizing his mother's hair, sweatiness and out of shape body after having six kids in his book.

R1 Ditto said woman’s 7 half siblings.

I love classical music

R18 seriously? God he's such a train wreck

We're Woody and Soon-Yi, great friends of Alec and Hilaria.

The Baldwin kids will be competing with Chelsea O’Donnell for the best tell-all category.

My money’s on the Baldwin kids.

Nah that award’s going to Chelsea O’Donnell, R23.

I'm filming a reality show that people will only hate-watch because I don't have any fans.

I am sexy young Alec playing Joshua in the Knots Landing years. Shhh! Lisa Hartman is singing ….

I am a slice of pizza, eaten in bed three days ago. I slipped into his chest hair and am hanging on to dear life.

I’m his role as the CIA director in Mission Impossible.

I'm the como se dice....cucumber.

I'm Alec Baldwin's hatred of Harrison Ford. That fuck stole Patriot Games from me! He's never had chemistry with a single costar and is incapable of speaking clearly. This petty rant is the best part of my autobiography (published 27 years after Patriot Games).

I'm say what you will, I have impeccable comic timing.

Let’s be all of the cocks he’s sucked.

Honestly, this is one of the more underrated Let’s Be threads I’ve seen this year.

I'm David Hasselhoff's floor burger, the only thing that keeps Baldwin from looking like the worst white parent around.

I’m his former talk show that got cancelled due to his homophobia.

I found this little tidbit on Reddit:

“A co-worker used to wait tables at a place Alec and Kim would go to in Malibu. Coworker claimed Alec was so awful that Kim would return later and distribute extra tips to make up for staff having to put up with him.“

I’m a murderer

I’m the bozo pool attendant from Island Park.

My chest looks like a never-cleaned bathroom rug.

Oh! A Cheeto!

I'm the successful one in the family!

For the last time would you knock it off about the buenos noches shit?

It's fucking four in the fucking afternoon.

Christ.

Sorry, but I never saw what people found attractive about Alec Baldwin.

Oh look one of the greatest and most singular monologues in the history of cinema

Carry on you weak fucks

Alec has entered the chat.

Cool, r42.

I'm the adjacent apartment Alec resides in so he doesn't have to enter the melee of Hilaria of Boston and her Baldwinitos except when we have photo ops and now our reality show.

I've been around for a few years and it's the only way I haven't suffered a heart attack already.

I'm Ireland's adorable dachshund.

I’m Prelude to a Kiss.

I'm his younger brother and I didn't get the chest pelt like his.

Quietly flattered that Sharon Stone wrote in her book that she would have had sexual chemistry with me and would let me throw her over a table anytime, and secretly glad she insinuated that my brother Billy couldn't act his way out of a paper bag in their movie together. Brava, Miss Stone.

I straight up love Alec Baldwin idc i’m not ashamed

I’m this roast by Ireland.

I'm his love of and obsession with Gustav Mahler

And most classical music by the way

I am Alec, brilliant impersonation of Charles Nelson Reilly

Who’s had him? He used to let gay guys blow him.

You got to give it to Alec for coming back time and time again just after you thought his career was over

I’m his ex, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I felt the meat, and it was like a cantaloupe and and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.

I felt the meat, and it was like a cantaloupe and and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.

A what and a what?

I'm the surprisingly decent, well played Stanley Kowalski

I am his ex fiancé beautiful crazy republican Janine Turner.

He still looks like he’ll throw a mean fuck.

I’m his MAGA brother Stephen

R65 I used to hang out with Stephen. So cute but dumb as a bag of rocks. But I have say nice guy. It was fun when people would run up to us in the street asking for autographs and chit chat. He would always oblige.

I’m the hot, hairy chested hunk that Alec was in his youth

Yeah in his youth he was stunning-at least he stunned me but that was many decades ago. Why he was so fucking fat on Will and Grace I will never understand?-escaping Bassinger?

R68 he just got middle aged and created a whole new TV persona. It’s one of the great career comebacks in recent memory

He was still fuckable in the first years of 30 rock

[Quote] I’m a rude, thoughtless, little pig.

Yes, we are aware, OP.

[Quote] He was still fuckable in the first years of 30 rock

But you will admittedly fuck anything

R70 He was fuckable all the way until the end and a few years after. Even today I would still but I’m just disturbed.

I’m helping Hilarious set up one of her photos of her doing a stupid yoga pose and wishing she could snap her spine.

“May I ask you a question? Is your ass as hairy as your chest? Because if it is, I’d like you to come up to my place and sit on my face for an hour.”