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Let’s be the Datalounge Secret Santa* Gift Exchange Party

I’m the pissy attitude when no one trades for my candle, scented like a mechanic’s used jockstrap

by Anonymousreply 5December 8, 2024 11:02 PM

I’m checkbooks.

by Anonymousreply 1December 8, 2024 8:14 PM

I’m books

by Anonymousreply 2December 8, 2024 8:20 PM

Title says secret santa. But then you describe it like a white elephant or Yankee swamp...

by Anonymousreply 3December 8, 2024 8:26 PM

*Swap, not swamp

by Anonymousreply 4December 8, 2024 8:27 PM

I'm the wishlist containing a buttplug and a pump lube bottle! My mussy is jingling boys

by Anonymousreply 5December 8, 2024 11:02 PM
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