Musk Warns Congress: I’m Keeping a ‘Naughty or Nice’ List

The child riding Musk Rat will end up hating the twisted mother fucker.

Now we know who really is the President of the United States.

Hint: It's not Donald Trump.

Who voted for this motherfucker, why don't they just tell him to fuck off.

They can actually hurt him more than he can hurt them. But they’re all such cowards.

Shouldn't Elmo be concerned with his shitty Teslas and SpaceX rockets constantly blowing up?

One of them need to have hands put on them. Just one good time. It would really diminish them amongst the bro crowd.

Elon brought along his friends:

Why the fuck is this happening? The cognitive dissonance about the ongoing damage Covid is causing to brains must be partially to blame.

This is Orwellian in the extreme. A criminal who has a side of rapist and a psycho, both of whom are puppets of foreign powers, ruling the US!

R8 I saw a tranny walk out of the female restroom!!!!!

Doesn’t he have several companies to run?

The party of unbridled, fully exposed HATE.

Why can't it be "We aim to trim the fat a little bit?" No, it's got to be "“I am looking forward to exposing every single unelected bureaucrat!" Exposing?! As thought the people in question -- these bureaucrats in question -- didn't merely answer a job ad?

All the glee about firing people lately -- it's inhuman. Trimming the fat is one thing, and we know what that is a euphemism for - firings. But to treat these workers like criminals just for taking a job, and relishing the idea of putting thousands of people out of work -- fathers, mothers -- it's SICK.

R11 100% agree.

He's such a hareful dork. You really sympathize for the kids who threw him down the stairs at school.

R13 Wait to you learn why. His dad berated him while he lay in the hospital bed. He made fun of a kid whose dad had just died.

[quote] Wait to you learn why. His dad berated him while he lay in the hospital bed. He made fun of a kid whose dad had just died.

Wait to you learn why Elon mocked the student's dead Dad. The dad had committed suicide.

Here's Elon's father recounting the event:

[quote] (Elon's father) also recalled a time when Elon made a hurtful comment to a schoolmate about his father's suicide. The boy pushed Elon down a staircase at school, injuring him so badly he had to be hospitalized.

[quote] When he heard what had happened, Errol (Elon's father) wanted to defend his son. "But I realized Elon overstepped the mark with this little boy. I had to drop it," he said.

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Yes. He's always been a hateful dork. Skipping around like a dipshit

And yet this fucking cunt went on to become one of the richest men in the world.

Paying for another rich asshole cunt to become President of the United States.

It really makes people believe that no higher power exists.

[quote] The child riding Musk Rat will end up hating the twisted mother fucker.

The child also rode Musk when Musk got in trouble for some antisemitic statements. Musk hurried off to Auschwitz with the same kid on his back to show he wasn't antisemitic, even if he sounded that way.

The kid is a PR accessory meant to humanize Musk, even though Musk didn't even spend time at Thanksgiving with the kid or any or the kid's 26 other siblings. (Ok, 11 other siblings.)

And here's Musk and son again at a Tesla event.

I image this as a cartoon with Musk's thought bubble saying, "I wonder which one of the kids this is?"

And the son's thought bubble saying, "Stranger Danger? Or Daddy?"

Nice photo of “The Swamp”

There's no way Donald Trump is going to let this annoying son of a bitch continue hog the daily headlines once he's back in office. I think he's letting Elon feel important and influential now as payback for propping up his election campaign. Come January, Musk will eiither step back or risk falling out of favor with Trump. To those saying "Who elected Elon to office?," people knew voting for Trump meant supporting the entire lunatic clown show around him, including Elon, Vivek and the like. They're getting what they wanted, chaos.

It’s late here in Ca and can’t sleep. I’m actually wondering what Musk Rats dick looks like? Prolly as fuckin ugly and distorted as him-has this prick ever boasted about his prick?

Proud to be super villains-they’re gonna show us who’s boss!

All of this because Biden and garland refused to have trump investigated for one of the worst crimes on American soil, from the highest office in the land. They let trump walk around for 3 YEARS before being SHAMED into finally starting to investigate him (knowing he'd never make it to trial).

Hunter wasn't Biden's first pardon. donald trump was.

Biden essentially pardoned trump and the insurrectionist republican politicians for the insurrection. Not starting an investigation within the first month of his term in office guaranteed trump and his conspirators would never go to trial .

letting republicans get away with crimes for over 4 decades. They are the reason things are the way they are. Never fighting back, is what emboldened trump and the republicans. They KNEW the democrats wouldn't do a thing.

R24 I beat Trump during a global pandemic. People love me.

[quote] I’m actually wondering what Musk Rats dick looks like? Prolly as fuckin ugly and distorted as him-has this prick ever boasted about his prick?

He has so many baby mamas, I'm sure one of them is willing to talk.

this guy needs to go.

Boy Grimes really shit the bed getting involved with Musk. She actually deluded herself into believing that Musk was some kind of genius savior of humanity. When they were expecting their first child she was saying things like this:

"In the Rolling Stone profile, Grimes offers her endorsement of Bernie Sanders, even if one of the candidate’s central planks is that billionaires, like Musk, should not exist.“I was hard, hard, hard left before,” Grimes told the magazine. Grimes, however, remains convinced that Musk’s money can be used for good, and that his businesses are in keeping with her values. (Tesla is, after all, an electric-car company).

“There are a lot of problems in the world that we need to solve. The government does not truly have the capacity to solve them. My boyfriend is actually doing it, tangibly, visibly—like, you just can’t deny it.” She claims that Musk rarely takes vacation, isn’t particularly interested in luxury, and puts the money he earns back into research and development.

“When I look at the aims of my boyfriend and I look at the aims of Bernie, like, their end goals are very similar. Fix environmental problems, reduce suffering,” she says. “It’s worth dissecting the wealth gap, it’s worth dissecting the existence of billionaires, but situations have nuance.”

Nuance. HA! Yes, when I think of Elon Musk, I think of nuance. And altruism. Sure, Jan.

Grimes and Musk's relationship was 100% founded on and fueled by drug use and delusions of grandeur. Now that Grimes has fucked around and found out -- and with three kids, has probably sobered up -- I wonder what her opinions are now that Musk spent a quarter of a BILLION dollars on getting Trump reelected?

And Elon keeps that little boy from Grimes, his mother, and parades their little son around like some kind of trophy or amulet. And she's had to take him to court because he was keeping the child for months at a time. Family values though, am I right?

The singer, whose real name is Claire Boucher, said she had “spent a year locked in battle in a state with terrible mothers rights.” She presumably was referring to Texas, where Musk, the world’s richest man, now lives and operates his SpaceX, Tesla and other companies.

Grimes said she only had “a fraction of his resources” to fight for access to her children, while her Instagram posts and modeling were “used as reasons I shouldn’t have my kids.”

Grimes added that she has been “fighting and detaching from the love of my life as he becomes unrecognizable to me … all the while I didn’t see one of my babies for 5 months.”

“Having babies rips you apart and puts you back together,” Grimes said. “Babies are ten thousand philosophy classes of (expletive) you can only learn from that experience.”

In another post shared Wednesday, Grimes wrote that she was “going bankrupt” from the custody suit. “I just slept and cried every minute I wasn’t explicitly fighting for my kids during that year,” she said.

Grimes teased that she could say a lot more, but said she’s limited in what she discloses publicly. She said that most of her experiences in recent years “should remain behind closed doors.”

While we're cutting waste, let's cut funding for Tesla and Space X

Didn't Grimes just move into the Branch Elonian compound with all the other incubators and lab creations?

"There's no way Donald Trump is going to let this annoying son of a bitch continue hog the daily headlines once he's back in office."

Elmo put up a quarter BILLION dollars of his own money to get Trump elected. Trump can't and won't just flush Elmo down the toilet like used toilet paper.

I won't deny there will be epic clashes of these two egomaniacs, but when you get right down to it, Musk owns the little bitch Trump at this point.

Don't you all see what Elon is doing? What he's constructing for himself?

The guy is beyond smart. I have to laugh at those here calling him a loser.

He bought Twitter, still a huge megaphone, where he can post his unbridled opinions and be at no risk of censure. And he can elevate the messaging of others who agree with him. And influence the opinion of others.

He's maneuvered himself into the White House and brought along friends in the Silicon Vally tech world.

The guy who has billions in government contracts has appointed himself head of an entity that has the task of cutting government spending! LOL. What better way to squash competition.

He's worming his way into taking over NASA. The privately owned SpaceX is more efficient than wasteful government run NASA....that will be the story.

He recently founded an AI company that already has 50 billion in funding. Rest assured that his company will be the one to run government operations in the name of efficiency and cost cutting.

And on top of all of that, his estimated worth is about 100 billion more than it was a year ago.

The guy is brilliant. He's putting together the pieces to create...uh...we don't know exactly.

[quote]Elmo put up a quarter BILLION dollars of his own money to get Trump elected. Trump can't and won't just flush Elmo down the toilet like used toilet paper.

Of course he won't. He knows Elon could be a huge help to the Trump Organization. You don't ghost a guy worth 350 billion dollars.

MTG will probably lick ass to Musk. But, I can't see him tolerating her with that annoying voice and you know Musk would make fun of her looks behind her back.

R31 I think she did. She probably reached an agreement where she got a payoff.

“Send this thing back to Baltimore!” or wherever.

Melon Husk trying to be a Bully boy...but in reality is a soft old pale doughy boy. What a joke.

[quote] The guy is brilliant. He's putting together the pieces to create...uh...we don't know exactly.

A white nationalist, christofascist oligarchy.

We have yet to see what that will look like, but one thing is for sure: it's not good.

Musk was also in Paris for the Notre Dame reopening.

WITH WORLD LEADERS.

Wtf??

He isn't a goddamned world leader.

Interesting that he was cozy with the Fascist Italian Nazi Giorgia Meloni.

THIS IS A DEMOCRACY AND YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP AND BY PROXY MUSK.

so stop complaining, unless you don't like domocracy.

Elon Musk is so damn annoying and he's become nothing more than a parasitic attention whore. He could have just remained the quirky billionaire businessman. But that wasn't enough and now that he's found a fellow narcissist in Donald Trump, the desire to throw his money around and play kingmaker in World politics will eventually cause him to overplay his hand. Trump will eventually fall out with him. It has happened to other Trump loyalists and Musk's turn will come soon.

Pride cometh before the fall.....

[quote]Trump will eventually fall out with him. It has happened to other Trump loyalists and Musk's turn will come soon.

Musk is worth 350 BILLION. Things might cool off, but Trump will never sever ties with him.

So very tired of all this already.

Hate that Don Lemon but he did say Musk Rat out of all the interviews he’s had was the most hypersensitive and defensive.Clearly Musk is no loser but now he owns Dump so it should be quite entertaining going forward.

Maybe Elmo will introduce Dump to ketamine and microdosing. It would really mellow him out.

Are there any jacuzzies in the White House?

I like the way you think R48! 👍

Elmo MuskRat needs to OD on ketamine.

And just like that Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy, who voted to convict Trump for January 6, has a primary opponent.

Waste, fraud, and abuse. So glad to see this Reagan era classic make a return. I was nostalgic for it. Maybe Musk will find a few more tens of millions of it than Reagan eliminated.

Hopefully, he will look for waste, fraud, and abuse in Social Security, Medicare, national defense, and interest payments on the national debt since those are what the federal budget overwhelmingly consists of.

This just in:

"Elon Musk becomes first person to surpass $400B net worth, according to Bloomberg"

Surpassing the combined net worth of Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos.

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!

Are the homeless naughty or nice?

Oh, it doesn't matter.

OFF TO THE CAMPS WITH THEM!

What a shocker:

"Removing the crash-disclosure provision would particularly benefit Tesla, which has reported most of the crashes – more than 1,500 – to federal safety regulators under the program. Tesla has been targeted in National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) investigations, including three stemming from the data."

^^As with COVID cases, if you don't count crashes, you don't have any.

Yes, and Americans now have a hit list in D.C.to rival the same one Elon is using to murder CEO s. He is one of them. Apartheid Clyde.

Never sit in a vehicle he controls. You will end up in the water Iike Chao's sister.

"Angela Chao was a significant figure in the shipping industry as the CEO of Foremost Group. She was known for her familial ties to Elaine Chao, who served in the Trump administration, and Mitch McConnell, the Senate Minority Leader."

R33 - Yes, and it will probably all end in a pool of blood on a sidewalk somewhere in a major city. He knows that, which is why he's trying to get what he can right now. Please don't bore me with 'all the security blahblahlah', if somebody wants to accomplish this, they will, and that's been explained to him, too.

That group supported trump and musk. I hope he fucks them all over. I hope the leopard eats their faces.

This is what is needed, to hold the feet of problem Congressmen and Senators to the fire. Sen. Ernst was recently getting singed. Of course, the Republican versions of Manchin and Sinema, like Collins and Murkowski, aren’t going to care.

[quote] Hopefully, he will look for waste, fraud, and abuse in Social Security, Medicare, national defense, and interest payments on the national debt since those are what the federal budget overwhelmingly consists of.

Success will not be measured in dollars. It will be measured by the howling. If there’s no howling from any enacted changes, then they are a complete failure. Much howling would indicate success.