The Dutch

They are taller and have bigger cocks than the average Germans. Its the North Sea Big Cock Belt. Scotland, Netherlands, Northern Germany and Denmark.

Assholes.

I don't find the Dutch smug though. A bit humorless but the current generations are very cosmopolitan. The Belgians and Spanish were the most cruel colonialists.

Their language and culture is totally irrelevant.

Have the Muslims outnumbered them yet?

What is Dutch food?

^^^

Babies, Rose!

But are they more humourless and meaner than Austrians?

They are sexy and hung. That excuses everything.

They're such delusion cunts. To wit:

"The Netherlands is the most beautiful country in the world. And yes, I am from the Netherlands."

It's kind of awesome that the Muslims are taking over their country.

They are considerate as demonstrated by their willingness to split the bill.

I think of tulips and windmills.

Because they are CHEAP

C - H - E - A - P

Cheap!

[quote] They are taller and have bigger cocks than the average Germans. Its the North Sea Big Cock Belt. Scotland, Netherlands, Northern Germany and Denmark.

Viking blood.

I'd meet Dutch people while traveling elsewhere in Europe, say on a train trip, and it became kind of a smile-inducing cliché to me that within three sentences of normal chit-chat, these momentary acquaintances would have found something in the news or in the surroundings to criticize or argue about (while there I am with my bland "What nice weather" or "Your sweater looks so comfortable"). On reflecting afterwards, I'd realize that I didn't really disagree with any of their opinions; but I don't think they realize that their sincerity and no-nonsense attitude often comes across as too-forward, insensitive, contentious, and abrasive. Must be a cultural thing.

They are a bit too serious and brutally honest. But I have know a number of Dutch and found them uniformly quite kind and quite generous if it doesn't involve actual money :)

Tall Dutch men with long Dutch cocks.

Yum!

*lifts caftan*

I've seen lots of Dutch men wanking on cam sites throughout the years and their dicks seemed pretty average to me (definitely not small but not nearly as huge as some of you make them out to be).

Åh, vad gulligt!

When their dicks are big they are XXL big

Their lidded pot "ovens", are, IMO, totally overrated.

Recently just learned about Dutch "Tikkie culture." Big turn-off

They have a major inferiority complex when it comes to the Germans.

They’re refreshingly straightforward, which works in some cultures like mine, but less so in others.

They are cunts, R24. And not even the best looking, best dressed or most interesting to be as cunty as they are.

All this talk about babies and big boys…

I'm sure Indonesian and Muslim immigrants must have improved their shitty gastronomy.

I wonder what that stupid little cunt, Dutchie, has to say?

We’ve done this thread several times before. The general consensus is always… cunts.

Awful, horrible people!

I don't know about Dutch men, but I'd love to party with the Argentine-born, Dutch Queen Maxima. She just looks like a ton of fun!

I can recommend the Dutch band Within Temptation. They are all Dutch except for one guy on the guitar from Sweden.

[quote]Their language and culture is totally irrelevant.

Aren't windmills still a thing?

I love their ovens!

Bad hygiene. Hypocritical about their actions in WW II. KING Willem-Alexander was seen picking his nose in public.

Their supposed tolerance is actually pragmatism in the service of making money. They can be brutally honest about others but are completely oblivious to the profound and blatantly obvious flaws in themselves and their society.

I hope they enjoy their dhimmitude.

I call them Germans without the guilt.

- R36

There best food comes out of a wall.

Tall. Hung. Cheap. Kinky.

Cheap fuckers. Blunt. Accustomed to miserable food. Unafraid to offer unwanted advice. Big dicks. Sexually venturesome. A bit sour and "by the book."

They certainly have their similarities with Germans, but the style and delivery is a bit different.

They are rather less likely to correct a stranger at any opportunity, and less startled that anyone would t already be fully aware of the rules on the point of correction. I think Germans have the counter edge in the tendency to start a conversation with "That is not the way that...", or "That is not allowed...", or "Don't!"

For a very small country they have had a profound impact on the world in many ways, I'll give them that.

Lots of them helped and supported the Nazis. Which makes them kind of like the French but without the great food and wine.

Plus they hate the Brit’s.

^^Of all the occupied territories, Jews had the lowest survival rates in Holland and Greece. I don't blame for hating Brits. They act outrageously in Amsterdam.

[quote] KING Willem-Alexander was seen picking his nose in public.

So what?

[Quote] Viking blood.

The Vikings also settled northern France (Normandy = land of the Northmen), so … no.

[Quote] Plus they hate the Brit’s.

The Brit’s what?

R1, since you failed to mention me, I'm going to point out that it's "it's."

Learn your English.

Prince Philip once offended a chauffeur in The Netherlands so much by calling the Dutch a "po-faced lot" that he let the German-Greek know about it.

Because I have to do everything around here, for those, like myself, who had no clue what "po-faced" meant:

Priggishly disapproving.

Wearing a particularly stern and disapproving expression; humorless; priggish.

That German-Greek was correct.

I doubt the Dutch chauffeur had even ever heard the expression "po-faced" let alone know what it meant.

They do have Arminb van Buuren if you like trance spectacles. He has done some true whoppers.

Aren't Limbugers the exception to these stereotypes? They're generally warm, gregarious, and funloving--something to do with the Catholic history of the region versus the austere Calvinist north.

*Limburgers

[quote]Their language and culture is totally irrelevant.

They all speak English from birth, so it doesn't matter whether Dutch is relevant or not.

Remember when New York was founded, and it was called New Amsterdam?

[quote] They all speak English from birth

The joke is though that you have to be Dutch to understand their English.

The United Provinces were a mighty maritime force between independence until around 1700.

During that time they explored and annexed territory around the world with stunning energy and ruthlessness.

The English challenged them, and they fought a series of enormous naval wars. This was the birth of the Royal Navy that would rule the seas for 250 years. These wars were called the Anglo-Dutch Wars, and in terms of numbers of ships, were the largest naval battles in history.

For instance, at Trafalgar, Admiral Nelson’s tremendous victory over Napoleon’s fleet, there were 70 ships. That was a huge naval battle for the Napoleonic Wars.

In the Anglo-Dutch Wars, it wasn’t uncommon for there to be over 200 ships involved.

Eventually the glorious revolution put an end to the conflict, when the English king was ousted and a Dutchman made king of England.

None of you have ever been to the Netherlands.

We probably all have been, r58. Amsterdam is catnip for gays.

R59, I've been there three times, including a trip of over a month.

- R36

At one time amsterdam was a budget vacation spot. At one time.

Showing your insecurities, R25. I assume that you h@ve many.

Crueler towards their slaves than even the British or Portuguese. Dutch emigrants to southern Africa created apartheid.

Dutch might be the only people in the world to go out of their way to create a large money making tourist drawing sex and drug center then are surprised when tourists come to enjoy the sex and drugs.

[quote]Tall. Hung. Cheap. Kinky.

Sounds like a good time. Don't like cheap, but the other three things make up for it.

Might need to book a flight.

"Go Dutch" is a term based on their cheapness.

And they are known for being 'direct' - but it's really just fucking rude. I don't need to know your unasked opinion about a haircut or something else personal. Then THEY get offended by similar statements being directed toward them.

And they're also known for being arrogant.

That's not a winning combo - cheap, direct and arrogant?

Horrifying anal hygiene

Huge Schwanzstücker.

A window into the gay Dutch mind...

Even Anne Frank finds them all a little closeted.

Don't they currently have a very fat princess?

R71 - most posters here on the DL have no business calling someone else fat.

R72, are those your brothers?

I love this old Dutch advert that uses assfucking to encourage people to learn English.

BTW, somebody's been hoarding all of the country's stroopwaffels!

R58, Schiphol is a big hub which means Amsterdam is just as easy and cheap to visit as London or Paris. What a weird thing to assume. We're not talking about somewhere off the beaten path.

[quote]Don't they currently have a very fat princess?

She's barely overweight by American standards.

R77, put her on keto! She's gonna sink the already-flat Netherlands

I've always wanted to stick my thumb in a Dutch dyke.

R49, pardon me that your lack of capacity and your control issues led you, apparently because of the patterns of your mind and life, to claim inconvenience and assume that everyone else is as ignorant as you are while claiming to do everyone else a favor. I'm so sorry for your issues. I didn't know that definitions for common phrases here to prevent triggering the loons.

And I certainly question the need to "verify" that a well-known description of the prince's progeny is true. That takes you into nutteloze-kut territory, pounding your kleine sleutels while missing the points of the threads waarin je poept.

Princess Catharina is actually rather pretty.

“If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much” is a credal statement among Dutch descended people in West Michigan.

I've been there, only Amsterdam but saw more on the train. The people are not so friendly. Rude cyclists, blunt servers and not a lot of "service." Racists. Oh, and they think it's ironically cool albeit retro and gauche to be "American" or have "American food" or 50s icons. The country is damp, low, and cold. The countryside, eh? It's all right. It's no France. They think they invented weed, which is hilarious.

Ah. The monthly thread about my people/country/royal family. I was wondering what happened to you, troll OP.

What, sadly, nobody seems to grasp is: We are nothing like the Germans, but share a lot of similarities with the Danes. Our look, attitude, even language.. I wish that was more known.

R80, you are humorless.

R81, she has a pretty face and a great jolly personality!

They’re jealous of England’s secret crush on France.

Don't worry, Dutchie R84. Your country has already won this round. If the OP is an American, we've only got a few weeks of stability and sanity left. If the OP is from somewhere else, the Dutch still have one of the highest standards of living in the World that few can match.

I’m sick of them all — the Amsterdam Dutch and the Rotterdam Dutch and all the other dam Dutch.

Yes, it's damp and therefore cold. Often even in summer.

Jullie zijn allemaal gewoon jaloers, wij Nederlanders zien er beter uit en hebben grotere penissen dan jij.

I was there once in December and it didn't seem that cold.

Tallest people in the world

Hey Dutchie R84 - don’t worry too much, the monthly DL Australia-bashing thread is due any day now which will shift all the focus of the mouth-breathers from here over to there soon enough.

Thank you R88 and R94 — I will reserve two stroopwafels for you.

R94/R95 - huh, like America isn't criticized online every single day, all day long. Doesn't feel good, does it? Hypocrites.

R96 completely missing the point.

The Dutch

It was a gang of DUTCH HIV+ gays that meet gay men on line, drugged them, and then injected hiv pos blood from the various group members into the drugged mens rectums,

At least 14 men were drugged and injected.

They did get a few years in prison,

Appalling r98.

R99 and worse that it is true.

They are big motherfuckers. A group of them had apartments in my complex for some company training. All over 6'4". Remarkably rude and standoffish, they took the main pool as their own and made a mess of it nightly. They were kicked out after six months.

R96 I won’t presume to answer for the Netherlands, but here’s my feedback. Australia is a small middle power country which nevertheless pulls a lot of negative focus on the DL, way out of proportion to its population and influence. Some of you have an odd obsession with the place despite never having been here and knowing next to nothing about it. You’re self-appointed experts with nothing intelligent to say.

The USA is obviously massively influential and is bound to attract ongoing commentary and, especially in the past year, that is overwhelming negative. On the DL that is largely from your fellow countrymen. So can I suggest that if the best response that you can produce is to call people “fucking hypocrites”, that you apply some self-awareness about why the rest of the world isn’t especially enamored with your country right now.

Alternatively, just suck it up.

I rarely if ever criticise the US, by the way. You can go through my years of post history here on DL — you won’t find much criticism about America as a country. Maybe about some of its lesser-liked notables, sure. But as good as never about the country.

But I guess it was too tempting for you not to throw me on one big heap with “all those Europeans,” R96

The most well-known Dutchman alive today is Joran van der Sloot

"Alternatively, just suck it up." - that's rich coming from someone complaining about being criticized.

Yes we know America's influence around the world. I'm just pointing out that we deal with this every day, all day - every non-American has something to say about America, the majority of whom have never been to America.

Just providing some perspective - you should be able to tolerate a little feedback and ribbing from time to time. But no - it's apparently only one way. Everyone gets to slam on America, but if an American says anything about another country - CLUTCHED PEARLS! GASP!

It is hypocrisy. There's no other word for it.

Dutch treat

I’m busying looking for secular countries to run away to within the EU, so thanks for this thread, OP

I’ve enjoyed visiting Amsterdam since my 20s and even got to work there on the Dutch cablemodem network deployments in the 90s.

My favorite odd little Dutch-ism (at least among my friends?), was that they love the word, “fuck”. It’s never said in anger, just as an interjection and I found it endearing.

But what are the Dutch like outside Amsterdam? Zwolle, Utrecht, etc. If they’re like their Amsterdam brethren, I’m SO there, like mayonnaise on a hotdog.

Do the Dutch insist on having windows open, even in the winter, to "exchange" the air like the Germans? It seems like something they'd have in common.

[quote]I’m busying looking for secular countries to run away to within the EU, so thanks for this thread, OP

Switzerland. 🇨🇭

The Pennsylvanua Dutch are a little different.

[quote]Do the Dutch insist on having windows open, even in the winter, to "exchange" the air like the Germans?

I thought that was a French thing.

As far as Dutch Americans, I was shocked to learn they believe in beer - except on Sunday. Porn and nudity are ok. Nothing is open on Sunday.

Dutch-American service providers pronounce the letter V eighty five different ways to filter out people who mispronounce their name.

R108 yes, throwing the doors/windows open in the morning, even when it’s cold, is a healthy habit. Refreshes the air, oxygen, and prevents mould.

I've posted this elsewhere, but Let's Double Dutch is the best on this topic. They post tons on Insta and TikTok.

None of my Dutch friends eat stroopwaffels unless foreigners are around.

Do they put on the wooden shoes also?

South Side American Dutch hid their wooden clogs in the early 80s.

When Crocs appeared in the 00s, I received a water main estimate from big VitVoit plumbers wearing crocs.

The spirit survived!

Also, some Dutch Americans have that dark honey blonde that looks like there’s a darker undercoat. It’s beautiful on women and men until they age and then it looks like we have shrunken apples with really good hair.

It would be beneficial if people who criticize postings would specify whether they think the posting is [italic] factually incorrect [/italic] (and if so provide counterexamples), or if they [italic] just simply don't like whatever the posting is saying to be brought up[/italic] (because they'd much rather that the fact not be mentioned).

"FAIRNESS? WHO CARES ABOUT FAIRNESS" — Sally Bowles

[quote]Viking blood

Viking was an activity, not a specific ethnicity. Archeological studies have shown that a lot of Nordic men from the Viking age were of average stature. The women were often as tall or taller than the men. Many of the men were farmers and merchants, so the tall genes could have come just as easily from them.

As I said above, R195, you’ve completely missed the point. You don’t sound particularly stupid so I assume that you chose to do so.

No biggie in the grand scheme of things. See you at the next monthly DL Australia-bashing thread. Don’t forget, we’re all racist, misogynistic, sexist, homophobic convicts! Such fun.

^^^ R105

LOVE the Dutch. In my years as an expat in Japan, they were the most tolerant of Americans and had the best sense of humor of all the Europeans.

No matter what, the Dutch aren't the worst.