Prince Harry: "The people I feel most sorry about are the TROLLS"

[quote] "It's hard to keep up with, but that's why you just sort of ignore it. The people I feel most sorry about are the trolls," he continued. "Their hopes are just built and built, and it's like, 'Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,' and then it doesn't happen. So I feel sorry for them. Genuinely, I do."

This was so fucking excellent.

I love Harry.

And he's talking about YOU, British "media."

ROFL!

Is he trying to gaslight us into thinking he's a huge success?

I feel sorry for you, R2. Genuinely, I do

He's such a braindead idiot.

Would suck his circumcised Royal dick.

He’s dropped the term “klan granny” into a few other interviews.

I wish he’d inserted it again, here.

Link please, R6, to at least one of the other interviews.

He doesn't seem to be aware he's invited much of this attention.

Ewww, r5. Aren't you afraid of catching the stupidity from him?

Does r1 = satire?

His wish for privacy is in the process of being granted. He’s hardly discussed now, even on DL.

[quote] His wish for privacy is in the process of being granted. He’s hardly discussed now

You're joking, right?

Did you even read the interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin from CNBC?

Andrew is a big deal on that business network, and his inviting Harry to his event is also a big deal.

Andrew Ross Sorkin doesn't do puff pieces, so when he says that Harry attracts an intense amount of media attention, then he isn't exaggerating.

You know it, I know it, and the media knows it.

The British media can't get enough of Harry and Meghan because they generate revenue for those sad sacks.

And they do it by making up lies and false stories about Harry and Meghan.

Which is why Harry called them out as TROLLS.

Because they ARE trolls.

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R21. No I’m not joking. This is the only time I’ve seen him receive any serious attention on yir last six months. And even this isn’t very big. In any event, why are you so upset? Being forgotten is what he wants and needs, right? Why are you torturing him?

R11 The British media doesn't report on Harry or Meghan like your fevered mind imagines.

I'm in the UK and spend far too much time online and watching the news and the only time I ever hear mention of them is on DL. It's US media who's mentioning them all the time.

We love dysfunction, as the last election proved. So Megsy and Haz and their phantom kids entertain us bigly.

Prince Harry's assets:

So he refers to his kids as ‘the TROLLS’. Sweet.

R17 is drunk again.

Or, as usual.

R1, sugar, go back to Celebitchy, hon.

Harry and Meghan are basic bitches who fucked up and keep fucking up. They get attention because they're a big dumpster fire loaded onto a crashing train.

Hollywood bibles have eviscerated them. It's not just the British media, troll.

Genuine trolls are idiots, but I think he's including anyone who's even slightly critical of him under his definition of "troll".

If he just fucked off out the public eye there'd be nothing to comment on, but he and Meghan keep constantly publicising themselves then complaining if they get any reaction that isn't 100% positive.

In some ways it's not surprising because he's never really lived in the real world.

R20, they're always giving victim complex, which is how narcissists justify their mistreatment of others. I just love taking a look down at the comments of Page Six every now and then to see Meghan failing to duke it out in the comments using her sock puppet accounts. They spend too much time reading the comments online.

When are the Democrats going to disown them? Harry trying to sue Rupert actually had me barracking for the Murdoch empire to squash him like a bug. When someone is so obnoxious that they make Rupert Murdoch seem okay, you know they've fumbled it.

He's so fucking ugly.

No complaints from Harry about the behavior of trolls collectively known as the “Sussex Squad” who’ve threatened journalists and their families when they see unfavorable coverage.

Does he feel sorry for them? One wouldn’t think so given the support they’ve gotten from the less-than-dynamic duo.

The Icon of Aviation appears to fear a forced departure once the new administration is in place.

Homely basic bitch.

We can add Business Titan and Media Guru to his Legend of Aviation title. The accolades never cease for this modern-day Da Vinci! Well-deserved, Harry.

His mother would be so proud. Next, he’ll win the Nobel Peace Prize as she would have done had tragedy not intervened.

Prince of Wales? Feh! Prince of America!

Did you spot Harokd's earnest crap PR in early? Great job. Very best.

He has the same infantile mentality as the MAGA cult, just dressed up with progressive pieties.

1. No matter how many privileges and advantages I’ve been given, I’m a victim.

2. No matter how badly I have failed, I’m still special and deserve to be listened to more than others.

3. I get to criticize you as much and as publicly as I want, but any criticism of me is unfair and trolling.

Harry really was a forunner for the Chappel Roan "how dare you look at and comment about my extremely public life just because I've chosen to live as a celebrity " breed of public figure.

I do have a small spot of sympathy for him. He’s not very bright or self-aware. He was used to a life (BRF, army) with a rigid framework where every move was plotted out for him and he only needed to show up and follow the schedule. He chafed under that, who wouldn’t? and he fell for a woman who promised freedom but had her own agenda. Unfortunately she’s not as skillful as she thought and their PR excursions have been full of missteps. So far he believes her when she says that’s all been the fault of others. Since he’s not smart, he’ll continue to believe her because there’s no alternative.

What activities does he do with his supposed children? He’s rarely home and they never take them anywhere.

R30: Teaching ‘em how to roll a joint?

How do you kniw Harold's itinerary or that he "never" takes his children out? Frauen sre so tedious.

Bothered and trying to appear unbothered. He & wife want 100% positive reactions or you're a troll.

[quote] He & wife want 100% positive reactions or you're a troll

Yes, that's very true of William and Kate

Gosh, are all the defensive comments coming from teh Sussex's "Global Communications" PR hack?

Meg looked pretty good last night, I thought. The simple style of the dress suits her. DM link coming up.

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Why is her bare chest so shiny? Sweat? Oil? Did her face but forgot to put makeup on her scrawny chest?

Dangling tendril

I think she looks all right here, less makeup and an understated look. Maybe too understated as it’s actually boring.

We know Harold's itinerary because he and his wife make sure to publicize their every move.

[quote] Harry really was a forunner for the Chappel Roan "how dare you look at and comment about my extremely public life just because I've chosen to live as a celebrity " breed of public figure.

At least she’s creating something.

Frightful from head to toe.

She’s creating jam.

and Rosé wine!

Not to mention dog biscuits!

Does she also female lubricant?

…sell…or is that only Halle Berry?

Is the Orchard closed down yet?

After searching for a CEO, Meghan recently appointed herself CEO of American Riviera Orchard.

That should work out very well for her, then.

R50 The only person who wanted the job.

Since they don’t produce or sell anything or have a functioning website, how much work does the CEO really do?

She has to process her monthly salary, so there's that.

This thread is full of the TROLLS that Harry is talking about.

It’s also full of the Sussex Squad ^

Imagine (as if we mere mortals could) how sad it must be to have your reputation sullied as above by your supporters and friends online daily like H&M.

If only they had the intelligence - or advisors - to know better.

[quote] After searching for a CEO, Meghan recently appointed herself CEO of American Riviera Orchard.

Link, please.

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R32 So is the Sussex Squad.

Dahling, we have a Global Communications Desk, Global dahling, we're Global!

Did California ever pass any law prohibiting paparazzi photography for young children below a certain age? I remember over 10 years ago, some HW stars testified before some committee in the state legislature about paps' intrusiveness and stalking.

Harry needs a woman like Meghan.

If Harry married some docile Stepford wife like Kate, he would end up cheating on her.

Guys like Harry need someone to keep them in line.

So either he marries a doormat who he will cheat on, or he marries a ball breaker who dominates him.

In this case, he married the ball breaker.

[quote]Dahling, we have a Global Communications Desk, Global dahling, we're Global!

So true. A worldwide laughingstock.

Either way, he'd cheat.

His bigger problem is he's an idiot and he fell into her use of his poor-widdle-me-me-me-ism which ruined his life. He could have kept half-assing through life and enjoying himself, but now he's lonely and the object of more ridicule than he ever could have imagined before Megs.

Sad.

Yeah, I don't think that being a ball-buster ensures that your man won't stray.

Get her off my screen!

R63 Are you ok?

Meghan is also three years older than Harry.

So he not only wanted a Ball Buster, but he also wanted a Mommy.

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been yanked. The last few Sussex threads just disappeared. They're not that interesting anymore as their behaviors are familiar and not surprising. I just wonder how much they support a very expensive lifestyle if they're not generating income anymore. Their security details has to run into the millions.

This sums them up perfectly.

Worried abouf Prince Harry's finances, I think not.

He must really feel sorry for the Sussex Hate Squad on Datalounge…

Thank God they disappeared R73. There were too many and the childish "I hate meghan and harry" trolls were vile.

[quote] This sums them up perfectly.

How true. He was again mentioning Dian n this interview. He’s hopeless. I can’t think of any man on his 40s who talks so much about his mother., living or dead.

Prince Harry has always had an attraction to biracial beauties. He loved Africa and the warmth of the African people when he visited Africa. It's a respite from the stuffy crust Brits.

[quote] Prince Harry has always had an attraction to biracial beauties. He loved Africa and the warmth of the African people when he visited Africa. It's a respite from the stuffy crust Brits.

Oh, please.

None of his girlfriends before Meghan, were anything but white.

Btw, Chelsea Davies would have been the perfect wife for him.

Rich, beautiful, and laid back.

They would have had gorgeous kids and we would actually be able to get to see and know them!

She was from AFRICA. He's a prince. He was inching his way to 🌍

Chelsea gave the impression that she didn't like the goldfish bowl the BRFs live under. Same with the girl named after a Toyota.

When Harold met Chelsy, he said, "she's from Africa but isn't black or anything." Meanwhile, he supposefly loved "Africa" and the warmth of the "African people."

I class his book, Oprah interview and Netflix series and countless interviews about his family as another form of trolling. He's similar to his mother who used to complain about the media but was actively cooperating. Don't let wealthy and powerful/ influential people define trolling on narrow terms that suit them. Harry is a trolling just as Elon Musk and Donald Trump are trolls before any fool accuses my criticism of Harry as meaning I'm a big Trumpster/ far right.

Chelsea looked like white trash.

Is Chelsea considered beautiful by brits? She looks fairly common and coarse to me.

R11 is quite the fabulist.

I prefer reality.

No one is a bigger TROLL than Meghan Markle.

[quote]Is Chelsea considered beautiful by brits? She looks fairly common and coarse to me.

Short of being Donatella pre-surgical makeover, if you're mega-rich and are from the right social caste and behave somewhat appropriately, beauty is irrelevant.

Speaking of trolls R85.

I don't think Meghan is self-aware enough to be a troll.

[quote] Meghan Markle’s Montecito neighbor claims she is not ‘an asset to our community’

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Santa Barbara County neighbors are getting candid about living next to the Duchess and Duke of Sussex.

Richard Mineards, a man who allegedly lives close to Markle, 43, and Harry, 40, in Montecito, California, had strong opinions about them, telling the Daily Mail on Friday, “I personally don’t think that Meghan is an asset to our community.”

“She doesn’t really go out or get involved with the community,” he added.

Despite Mineards’ harsh words, he does feel slightly different about her other half.

The Montecito resident described Harry as “quite jolly.”

“Meghan doesn’t seem to get seen anywhere,” Mineards alleged before concluding about Harry: “And you don’t see him either.”

The Post has reached out to the Sussexes’ reps for comment.

This isn’t the first time a disgruntled neighbor has spoken out against the royal couple.

In July 2023, Frank McGinity, an 88-year-old US Navy veteran, claimed he was snubbed by the “Suits” actress and the Duke of Sussex when he tried to give them films he made about the area’s history when they first moved in.

“I have a big house next to Harry and Meghan’s property and I live in the guest house while renting the main house out on Airbnb,” he wrote in his travel memoir, “Get Off Your Street.”

“Harry and Meghan live on old McCormick property and I went up to their gate with the films on a CD, but they weren’t interested.”

McGinity claimed he was turned away by a man at the gate, who “wouldn’t take the film” and told him, “They’re not interested.”

“I was trying to be neighborly,” McGinity said.

He wrote, echoing what Mineards said: “We don’t see them very much around here.”

McGinity concluded, “It’s surprising they came here. People are typically older. It’s where the elephants come to die.”

Markle and Harry moved to California with their two kids, Archie, 5, and Lilibet, 3, after stepping away from their duties as senior members of the British royal family in January 2020.

They bought a sprawling $14 million mansion in Montecito that boasts nine bedrooms and 16 bathrooms across the 18,000-square-foot property.

The pair is booked and busy these days. On Wednesday, Harry flew to New York City for the New York Times’ 2024 DealBook Summit, while Markle attended the Paley Honors gala in Beverly Hills.

Times columnist Andrew Ross Sorkin even asked the royal about speculation that he and Markle are getting divorced after tying the knot in 2018.

[quote] Richard Mineards, a man who allegedly lives close to Markle, 43, and Harry, 40, in Montecito, California, had strong opinions about them, telling the Daily Mail on Friday, “I personally don’t think that Meghan is an asset to our community.”

[quote] “She doesn’t really go out or get involved with the community,” he added.

[quote] Despite Mineards’ harsh words, he does feel slightly different about her other half.

[quote] The Montecito resident described Harry as “quite jolly.”

[quote] “Meghan doesn’t seem to get seen anywhere,” Mineards alleged before concluding about Harry: “And you don’t see him either.”

Richard Mineards sounds like a troll.

If he doesn't see either Harry OR Meghan, why does he label Meghan as "not an asset to our community," but he labels Harry as "quite jolly."

That makes no sense.

Senile, racist old shit.

Mineards is a hack for the local newspaper The Monecito Journal. From his bio:

"Richard covered the Royal Family for Britain’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail, and was an editor on New York Magazine. He was also a national anchor on CBS, a commentator on ABC Network News, gossip on The Joan Rivers Show and Geraldo Rivera, host on E! TV, a correspondent on the syndicated show Extra, a commentator on the KTLA Morning News and Entertainment Tonight. He moved to Montecito 13 years ago.".

The Mail didn't mention that part.

I skimmed through "Spare," so I can say with confidence that the person he's actually most sorry for is himself.

Stfu Harry.

Does anyone care about what kind of neighbors they are? I don't get involved with mine either. You know why? I fucking work and have a life

[Quote] and there were people fascinated by everything you're doing

Extreme euphemism for “there are deranged losers scapegoating you for everything wrong in their pathetic lives.”

I don't care if she can be like Madam Simpson and the ex-king. Do not care.

R62 Meghan calls the paps.

R82 Chelsy Davey?

R77 Chelsy Davy. She has a degree in economics and a law degree. She also has a diploma from the Gemological Institute of America and owns her own business.

Not only did she not want to be a royal, she stated that she would not marry Prince Harry due to the rising incompatibility of their life choices within the relationship.

Can you imagine being that educated and having a partner as stupid as Harry?

Chelsy also got a lot of blowback in the press for being NQOCD* - one of the papers described her as “a fag smoking South African boozer” which I thought made her sound like a lot of fun - but she never bit back, didn’t respond, didn’t sell her story and eventually broke up with Harry, focused on her career as a lawyer then left the law and set up her own highly successful gem company. She’s now married with two kids.

His other significant girlfriend Cressida Bonas was from the right background socially but eventually dumped him, allegedly as he was dumb and cheap, and married Harry Wentworth-Stanley - upper crust and very tall and really very handsome. Never sold her story. They have a couple of kids.

And Harry got snapped up by Markle.

*Not quite our class darling

Harry was rough in bed to Chelsy and/or Cressida.

Extremely rough on prostitutes when a soldier.

Seriously, R101?

Link, please!

I think this blind was posted here when it came out. I'm not familiar with the site, but who else could it be?

Hot!

I wish he played rough with ME.

This doofus and his todger are all yours, r104.

Yuck^

R82. Not quite.

Whenever someone starts to moan about haters or trolls they are COPING and AVOIDING self awareness