O Cum, O Cum, Emmanuel
We Wish You a MARY Christmas
Auld Jessica Lange Syne
Christmas Carols, Datalounge Style
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 9, 2024 11:34 PM |
Silicone Balls
MARY! Did you fucking hear?
12 Dicks of Christmas
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 5, 2024 2:11 AM |
Deck the halls with pigs like Greg
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 5, 2024 2:13 AM |
I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
My First Noel
(Hairy) Chestnuts Resting On An Open Palm
Cradle of the Balls
A Lay in a Manger
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 5, 2024 2:17 AM |
Hark, the Herald Angels Ping
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 5, 2024 2:18 AM |
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
O Little Whore of Babylon
The Twelve Gays of Christmas
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 5, 2024 2:23 AM |
O Hole-y Night
Sling Ride
The Little Rimmer Boy (and yes he's over 18, so fuck off).
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 5, 2024 2:41 AM |
O Cum, All Ye Faithless
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 5, 2024 2:59 AM |
"Cum," they told me, "inside of his bum..."
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 5, 2024 3:10 AM |
The Little Hummer Boy
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 5, 2024 3:17 AM |
Frosty, the Ho-Man
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 5, 2024 3:25 AM |
When I was a little kid, we thought it was:
Deck the halls with BALLS of holly!
One of the neighborhood boys added:
Fuck-a-lalala - la-la-la-LA!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 5, 2024 3:28 AM |
Don we now our GAY apparel!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 5, 2024 3:28 AM |
Who Took the MARY! Out of Christmas?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 5, 2024 3:28 AM |
Bring a Fleshlight, Jeanette Isabella
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 5, 2024 3:33 AM |
Come, they told me,
Parumpa pum pum.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 5, 2024 3:42 AM |
Cum, they told me,
Pumpa - pump - bum.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 5, 2024 3:54 AM |
I Came Upon a Midnight Queer
Go Spill it on the Mountain (Man)
Ass With Gladness, Men Of Old
Do You Spear Who I Spear?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 5, 2024 3:59 AM |
Old Queen Prisspot
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 5, 2024 4:08 AM |
Good Christian Men, Like Boys
Here We Come A-Assholing
I Felt the Balls on Christmas Day
In the Black Midshipman
A-testes Fiddling (O Cum Like Old Faithful)
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 5, 2024 4:09 AM |
Suck-Sex Carol (On Christmas Night All Christians Swing)
The Seven Boys of Mary
Sweaty Little Jesus Boy
Onto Us A Boy Has Come
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 5, 2024 4:13 AM |
We Three Queens of Toucans Tiki Lounge Are
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 5, 2024 6:24 AM |
We Three Bi Kings
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 5, 2024 6:02 PM |
We Three Drag Kings
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 6, 2024 5:49 AM |
I saw Daddy blowing Santa Claus.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 6, 2024 6:09 AM |
Please cum inside me for Christmas
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 6, 2024 6:15 AM |
Rudolph the red tipped reindeer.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 6, 2024 6:32 AM |
We wish you a MARY! HISSmas,
We wish you a MARY! HISSmas,
We wish you a MARY! HISSmas,
And a happy new spear!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 6, 2024 6:49 AM |
Froy To the World
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 6, 2024 3:52 PM |
All I Want for Christmas is Goo
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 6, 2024 3:57 PM |
The Molly and the Ivy
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 6, 2024 5:47 PM |
Go cruising on the mountain.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 6, 2024 5:55 PM |
The little bumbum boy.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 6, 2024 5:57 PM |
We Three Queens
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 6, 2024 6:06 PM |
So much for the myth that DL gays are witty.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 6, 2024 7:18 PM |
All I Want For Christmas is Luigi
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 9, 2024 11:34 PM |