The Boy Buffet is Open

Top row, far left—what’s with the hair?

2nd row, 2nd one from the left. What a cutiepie.

I'll have the big blonde in tbe back

I’m going to need a few samples to decide.

First row, 2nd from left is a dreamboat

Top right—dibs!

R6 I'll have him after you!

I can't find my glasses...just send one over.

Since it's a buffet, I'll take three: first row, boy 2; top row, last two boys.

Is that your neighbor’s son, Joel?

I refuse to discriminate. I'd do all of them. One at a time, or in groups.

Top row, 2nd from the right.

First row left then the brown one (and since is free, his two neighbors)

The one in the centre with the hairy pecs.

I've chosen my 3.

Surprisingly the rest don't really do anything for me.

What R12 said. Top row second from right. Definitely looks not just cute but fun.

^^^ He looks like a young Gavin Newsom.

[quote] R6] I'll have him after you!

It might be a while.

The lone black guy is gorgeous.

Can I take a few of them out for a "road test" ?

How many doo I get?

Sausage Buffet

Bottom row, 2nd from right in OP's pic.

Front row R

Second row R

Third row 3rd from R

Fourth row 3rd from R

3, 4, and 5 in r22

Only one.

Third row, second from right.

You may share the rest.

Sausage party? Pass.

front row middle

It looks like AI found a workaround for pesky human hands.

I’d do front row, 2nd from the right. Big and dumb looking.

Hey R29, I already took him - hands off!

I will not be eating from the deformed sausage buffet today.

He can choose for himself, R30!

Front row, far left and second row from bottom, 3rd from left.

Black guy is stunning and I’m not even into black guys

Their semen like lotion! Keeps my face smooth

Row 1, first guy on the left. Great body and the kind of toothy smile that turns my crank.

Row 2, last guy, all the way on the right. A little smirkish thing happening. That's always fun.

Row 3, third guy from left. Despite the hair, the face and body look like a tall, cool drink to me.

Bottom row, far left. I'll take even if I can't see his bum.

Same as r33.

R26 we have the same taste

Yes.

2nd row up, 3rd from R

I always look at these as “Which One Would I Marry?” (!!!) and he has kind of a Wall Street-ish air. Like he’d be a good provider.

I bet his name is Martin. I’ll call him Tin.

First row, second from right.

I want that guy and that one

Danm. That water must be COLD.

That's a trick question, OP. I reckon they'd all pass the sniff test.

Your delivery of delicious goods has arrived!

OP, I need them to do an about face to confirn my selection.

“Could you show me where the dressing room is? This polo is adorable!”

Who gets to do hole inspection?

All white meat with just one Asian and one black guy? Pass. Call me when you add some brown guys to the menu.

If they can’t play pinchy nips, they can go home.

Yes, no, no, no, no, no, YES!

For me it’s like Lay’s potato chips, I couldn’t eat just one.

I probably wouldn't turn down any of them, but the guy in the front row on the far right has that Abercrombie look about him that I love.

If I choose the black I won’t have to go back.

I'm going to need to see all of them *without* their Speedos on before I can make a final decision.

Unconfirmed that this is the Stanford Water Polo team circa 2018. I glanced at the roster (and ‘16 and ‘17) but didn’t try to match anyone, and I didn’t see the one black guy. So…unconfirmed.

I like the tall blond next to Mr Whitey in the last row. He looks like he throws a mean fuck.

The link is now down. Bummer.

Well done OP. I do like a good buffet.

I would take them all.

The Mussy Buffet is Open

Quick question. Are the boys in the OP... AI?

Top row, first two on our right. The first one has an impeccable ephebe's body and a honest sturdy face. The 2nd one is sex on stick with juicy nips begging to be worked.

R42 - hands off, as I already told someone else, I chose that guy first!

Well certainly none of the ones on the bottom row. They're all mini meats. Frankly facially none of them arouse my loins.

Paleskin blackhair 3rd row far left.

Golden Culorral

They must all be incredibly horny at that age.

Top row far right is the most obvious hottie for me.

Do we know what swimming team photo this is?

Can’t I request a volume discount on the entire set?!

Top row, second from right.

R71, I bet it's water polo and not "regular" swimming.

One year in college, I was leafing through the yearbook, and I came across the page with the water polo team. There were about three times the number of guys than in this picture here. I was shocked that every single one of them looked like he could have been an underwear model. If it were a movie, I would have said it was unrealistic that so many amazing bodies were all together in one place.

I'll take these two, and one California king-size bed—a good time will be had by all.

Second row from the bottom, third from the left.

That pasty guy sticks out like a sore thumb, poor bastard.

Top row center pale boy. I like a man that uses SPF!

R71 r74

Posted @ r57

[quote]Unconfirmed that this is the Stanford Water Polo team circa 2018. I glanced at the roster (and ‘16 and ‘17) but didn’t try to match anyone, and I didn’t see the one black guy. So…unconfirmed.

I'll take the hairy fucker with the big dick. No, wait, there isn't anyone with more than a light dusting of body hair. I'll pass my choice to the next DLer.

The guy in the first row, third from the left, looks like he could throw a mean fuck.

Love 'dem cum gutters.

All have cum gutters. Embarras de richesses. Which ones are Silicon Valley tech millionaires now?

R80 I'm assuming many of these guys are in fact hairy, but swimmers in general tend to shave it all off. I would love to see some of these guys au natural.

There is no need for a water polo team to shave their body hair.

I’d like to tie Top Left down and buzz his disastrous hair down to near nothing. For the good of humanity.

It’s a swim team picture, not water polo. Water polo teams are much smaller in number: water polo players are also hairier and tend to run beefier: “fit fat.”

That is not any Stanford team. Stanford wears red, never blue, and would never have bleachers with blue benches. Blue is the color of their arch rival Berkeley. That is not Cal’s swim team, either.

Swimmers have some of the hottest bodies of any athletes. I know swimming engages all of your muscles so I guess it makes sense that they'd be so well-sculpted, but goddamn.

I would need to conduct a bush analysis. Whoever has the biggest one gets my prize.

I'm not so picky. I've be happy to give each and every one of them a try. Or two. Or three...

These buffets can be a lot of fun - always protect your eyes, though.

They are conveniently sorted by cock size.

There are no big bushes on those dudes. If there was one, the tiny suits couldn't hide it.

Water polo team? Which one is Joel?

Bottom left and hope he is. But, actually, I am so indecisive, I can starve to death in a buffet line.

Tall blond, back row, and handsome blond second from our right, third row, were both created in laboraties on the Science Quad.

If you suck one or two of them off, they'll all expect the same. Gotta keep team morale up!

laboratories

2ND ROW, 4th ONE OVER FROM THE RIGHT. F---ING GET ON TOP. WOOF. OR.... turn over, either way some sticks are going to be smashing.

I'll take the black guy, and any guy with some hair on his chest. It's refreshing to see these guys with NO tattoos all over their bodies. Wish a few more had natural hair on their chest.

As far as the 'sausage factory' - I'll take them all. Nice to see they have their bush growing out and not completely plucked.

Depending on when these photos were taken, nice to see body hair on a guy is making a comeback.

LOVE that there’s not a single tattoo in sight.

nice to see body hair … They are swimmers 😵‍💫

Here are my selections...

Oh wow. Thanks, OP.

How did you do that R102?

Magic!

There isn't one of those guys I wouldn't fuck. Or let fuck me. They're all hot -young, dumb, and full of cum.

Ten years ago, maybe..now they all work in finance and drink too much.

It would be so funny if these guys got hold of the DL thread. I bet they would have a blast.

R108 - I'm sure they'd be like, "#58, you chose me, how can we meet?"

I’m the freak at the top left. ASK ME ANYTHING.

R110 what are your pubes like?

Row three far left looks like a bitchy queen. Fourth row second from right has been passed around. I think I'd go for the middle one in the top row who doesn't use sunscreen. His body self-consciousness probably means he has a cute but small dick.

There is no "middle one" in a row of six. There is a pale man who looks like he DOES wear sunscreen. Who the fuck are you referring to?

Top row, far right: "What's this I hear about getting my cock sucked?"

Bottom row, far right: "You're gonna be too busy sucking MY cock!"

Definitely the black guy. The rest of them are kinda ugly.

Top far right is a hottie by any normal standards

Sometimes I let them practice naked. It usually ends if a suck-a-thon, but the boys are so comfortable with one another afterwards that I don't want to discourage it.

That’s called a medley relay.

Second one in on the left in the second row

I find none of them particularly sexy.

R120 - what in the world do you find sexy then?

The problem here is a) the dark speedos and b) that we don't get to see the bulges on anyone in any row but the first, and c) none of the guys in the first row show interesting bulge.

I don't find a single one of the appealing. They all look like assholes.

Oh, if only we could see their assholes!

He doesn't wear suncreen, he wears a swimshirt. obviously.

That’s what it is - they are Aussies!