Let’s pick a boyfriend for Shawn Mendes

Back to John Mayer, stat.

Shawn already has a Twink boyfriend.

It's his videographer, Connor Brashier.

Connor even rubs lotion on Shawn's back for him.

He's fucking that weird-faced scrawny producer from his recent videos. I kind of approve.

He’s f-ing gorgeous

Frankie Grande to make the cunts here hiss

[quote] Antoni Porowski

Jesus all they’d do is fight for more mirror time

He oughta see if he can bag that Starkey guy.

Ronan Farrow

Cooper Koch! And put it all on video!

R7 can you blame them?!

Me !

Shawn Mendes' looks are not all that studied, manufactured and cosplayed, as some of his peers. He's fit at 26 and usually doesn't look over groomed in his pap strolls. Don't you handsome ones remember those years? just rolled out of bed and put yourself in public and you were handsome. Effortless.

Andy Cohen

[quote] just rolled out of bed, arranged a spot with the paps, and put yourself in public

FTFY

Pick a nice gay one, OP. None of that bisexual bullshit.

R16 well Shawn might be bi himself?

Charlie Puth

Lil Nas X

Jonathan Bailey

Pick a total top with a huge cock.

Charlie just got married to a female, R18.

The boy needs structure and discipline.

This is all that comes to mind, as far as a slightly more mature and hunky type who would still fit Sean's personality.

How about Lyle, Lyle Crocodile, R24?

Oy ! he could get a Ghet.

Leo Giamani so he could get the stuffing he deserves from a legendary huge cock.

Wilson Cruz would be ideal for Shawn.

Swarthy, beautiful POC.

A newly-out Bambi.

Oh, wait, who would top?

R30 Oy ! the usual suspect

Thank you for all the suggestions, DL. I am currently exploring my sexuality and will do some field research soon.

Thank you for all the suggestions, DL. My sphincter has worked some things out and has chosen Austin Kevitch's 8in schlong. Mazel Tov Bambi.

My album flopped and so I have figured out my sexuality, and I am straight.

Froy

John Mayer will fill that hungry hole. Again.

Nestor

Let’s choose his porn twin, Sean Cody’s Archie

Shawn needs somebody dom to boss him around and take control.

I'm thinking Rosie.

How about Sam Mendes? Shawn Mendes Mendes.

Jayden Smith.

Steve Lacey

I see nothing wrong with Shawn's own pick, professional lightweight boxer, Ryan Garcia.

Garcia is very sexy. They are lovers?!!! FWB? Bravo

Garcia is Maga whacko, we may be frustrated with Shawn, but he wouldn't deserve that.

Bruce Vilanch

Gonna go with Richard Madden. He'll never talk about or acknowledge their relationship which is perfect for someone still half in the closet.

[quote] I see nothing wrong with Shawn's own pick, professional lightweight boxer, Ryan Garcia.

Ryan is straight with a baby mama, you idiot wacko.

You wish he was gay.

Were.

R47. Agreed, a perfect match.

Congrats!

Ryan Garcia is a very angry guy.

Shawn would show up with a black eye and bruises in all of his pap pics.

No more thirsty photos of shirtless Shawn!

Ryan would be too jealous and controlling.

I'm pretty sure he bottomed for Connor, but he was primarily a top with Cameron Dallas.

R2 the twink videographer is wearing a hat with a pentacle on it. Is Shawn a satanist?

Maybe Shawn could hook up with Troye Sivan. In this interview Troye did with now ex-boyfriend Jacob Bixenman, he said his celebrity crush was Shawn Mendes:

[go to the 3:47 mark]:

r55 Now Shawn is basically out, Troye won't be interested - he seems to have a straight guy fetish.

Shawn and Taylor Lautner would make sense. They could compare notes on just how bad they were at pretending to be straight.

Taylor Lautner is with Jason Kennedy.

They're both happy in their relationships because they each have a wife (beard), and yet they are able to be "best friends" and spend quality time with each other (gay outings).

Also, they use their church (just like Lanflisi) as a cover for their homosexuality.

And? We're not actually making them date.

Taylor Lautner and Jason Kennedy.

BROS before HOES!