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Oooh, shit: Mitchell Burns

I'm BURNING alright

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by Anonymousreply 31December 5, 2024 8:43 AM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 1December 3, 2024 5:56 PM

Who dis man Harpo?

by Anonymousreply 2December 3, 2024 6:01 PM

Mitchell Burns is an Australian social media influencer who makes thirstraps disguised as nature videos

The more important question is

Why did you bump a thread posted hours ago to ask this?

What is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 3December 3, 2024 6:02 PM

I got bored of him when he tried to be more than a thirst trap. I don’t care to watch his adventures with his girlfriend anymore it’s boring.

by Anonymousreply 4December 3, 2024 6:04 PM

I can't get the OP's link to work. Let's see if this one works.

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by Anonymousreply 5December 3, 2024 6:07 PM

Ahh, the boring penis guy that you could always flip over.

by Anonymousreply 6December 3, 2024 9:14 PM

hot as fuck

by Anonymousreply 7December 3, 2024 9:17 PM

I guess we'll never be told who he is.

by Anonymousreply 8December 3, 2024 10:17 PM

Here's some of the "boring penis" R6 mentioned:

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by Anonymousreply 9December 3, 2024 10:41 PM

Yeah, it’s still kinda boring on second inspection.

by Anonymousreply 10December 3, 2024 11:57 PM

His cock is boring you mean R10? He's got a huge cock. Looks pretty nice to me.

by Anonymousreply 11December 4, 2024 12:11 AM

That isn’t “huge”.

by Anonymousreply 12December 4, 2024 12:39 AM

Looks pretty big to me R12.

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by Anonymousreply 13December 4, 2024 3:03 AM

Mother Burns, thanks and all that, but does he really need your help like this?

It's creepy.

by Anonymousreply 14December 4, 2024 3:07 AM

He sounds like a dolt, but he certainly has a beautiful body and nice piece.

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by Anonymousreply 15December 4, 2024 4:03 AM

He's got a messed up grill, and that cum shot doesn't look healthy.

by Anonymousreply 16December 4, 2024 4:15 AM

Boring. These pics look like International Male rejects.

by Anonymousreply 17December 4, 2024 4:39 AM

The head of his dick is almost as weird as head. Almost.

by Anonymousreply 18December 4, 2024 4:40 AM

It’s really just as well, R8.

by Anonymousreply 19December 4, 2024 4:41 AM

He’s no natural beauty in the face department.

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by Anonymousreply 20December 4, 2024 4:48 AM

Re picture at R15.

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by Anonymousreply 21December 4, 2024 5:01 AM

Yup, average with a little baby head on it.

by Anonymousreply 22December 4, 2024 6:29 AM

OP, why not add to one of the many existing threads on Mitchell Burns, rather than starting a new one?

Anyway, I posted a bunch of stuff about him on the last thread we had on him.

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by Anonymousreply 23December 4, 2024 7:31 AM

WHO thinks THAT'S an average dick? You people are out of your minds.

by Anonymousreply 24December 4, 2024 11:56 AM

The same “gorgeous” basement dwellers who think he isn’t handsome.

by Anonymousreply 25December 4, 2024 1:33 PM

Big, small, average, that's all subjective, but it is a weird-looking dick.

by Anonymousreply 26December 4, 2024 1:37 PM

No clue who this lunk is but he’s got a great rack

by Anonymousreply 27December 4, 2024 1:39 PM

Beautiful body, but the face is rather, well, disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 28December 4, 2024 1:46 PM

[quote]WHO thinks THAT'S an average dick? You people are out of your minds.

You’re kidding, right?

by Anonymousreply 29December 4, 2024 2:34 PM

[quote]Big, small, average, that's all subjective, but it is a weird-looking dick.

Well, he's uncut, if that's what you mean. But it looks like a good size.

by Anonymousreply 30December 5, 2024 7:57 AM

Weird looking because the head is oddly small compared to the shaft.

by Anonymousreply 31December 5, 2024 8:43 AM
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