Celebrities with the phoniest personalities?

Timothee Chalamet. Soft, sweet intellectual artist my ass!

Taylor Shit

Everyone on The Spew.

Ang Jolie

Juvenile Ryan Reynolds and his mean girl missus.

Smarmy Clooney.

Jennifer Lopez

Beyonce

Meghan Markle

Kyle Richards

Kelly Ripa is a seething bitch when she isn't doing her little self deprecating morning show act.

Andy Cohen

susan lucci

Drew Barrymore

Another vote for Meg

Lea Michele

Corpse

Mariska Hargitay.

Ahem

This dickhead

Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp

Marilyn Manson

Selena Gomez

Jennifer Garner

Dave Grohl

gaga

chappell roan

Tom Hanks. I don't buy his Mr. Nice Guy schtick.

Alan Alda

Ryan Seacrest

Goop

Leo Di Crapio

Clooney

Ben Affected

Why is Ryan Reynolds phony?

8th grade dropout Jennifer Lawrence.

Tom Cruisey

Ariana Grande

R28 try asking Martha Stewart why Ryan is fake

Why don't more act like raging toddlers to hide their caring and delightful dispositions?

Climate advocate Leonardo DiCaprio

I don't think some of these are fake. Cruise, for example. He's always "on" and OTT but he has also saved ppl from accidents IRL so it's just regular batshit him 24/7.

R36, consider yourself the fucking champion deserving of the daily uncoveted bolded [bold] Oh, dear.[/bold]

'kay, Corky?

Number 1-KATHIE LEE GIFFORD !!!

I don't think Goop is fake. She's a weirdo but I don't think she's faking it. After that ridiculous trial I'm a fan for life.

Hi everyone! I got a boo boo on my knee.

Another vote for the wonky eyed sociopath: La Cohen.

Sheri Shepard

Justin Timberlake

Candace Cameron and her brother.

Jimmy Fallon

SJP

Oprah

Property Brothers

Beyonce just because she's so curated. Who is she?

The entire cast of that overlong movie with a title that starts with "W".

47 posts and I’m the first to submit Ellen D?!?

Honda Kotbe. What a piece of work she is. Doelsn’t fool me hot a Mano second.

R49 Foesm’t fool me,!bot fry or a Mahon

R49 50 Oh for fucks sake. Doesn’t fool me, not for a second

Oprah - always #1.

R24 “Tom Hanks. I don't buy his Mr. Nice Guy schtick.”

I don’t buy his Mr Straight Guy schtick.

Señora Hilaria Baldwin owns deez thread, muchachos!

Ryan Seacrest

Madonna

Every single one of them. You don't get to that level of being known without being a narcissistic asshole.

R54 “How you say? Goo-ghombray?”

The one and only.

What's his name Ryan Reynolds. I'm leary of his persona.

Pussy Galore

Gaga

Beyonce

I question this 'nice guy' persona of Hugh Jackman.

Isn't he friends with Ivanka and Jered?

Robin Roberts.

Courtney Love

Joe and Mika

Jamie Lee Curtis.

All women working for networks.

Andy Cohen - not at all like his on-air persona. Ryan Reynolds - very much a prick off-screen. Rosie O was never the queen of nice, much like Ellen a miserable prick off air,

Ryan Reynolds has done a ton of charity work and made massive donations especially in Canada. I think some of you are simply jealous of his looks and success.

Lea Delaria

Lin-Manuel Miranda.

r70 just becaue you donate to charity does not make you a good person. Writing a check is easy,

r70 A lot of people don't understand that when you have money, donating to charity is a tax write off. It's why all these corporations want you to round up to "save a child, put a kid in college" they get your pennies and bundle them up into million dollar donations that they can then write off.

George Clooney and Matt Damon do a lot of charity stuff and they are both douchebags of the highest level.

I think Jamie Lee Curtis is pretty much herself on and off screen.

You might think her insufferable, but I don't think she's a phony.

I'm not a phony, I just have a penis and am utterly exhausting! There's a difference.

Glenn Powell

I'll agree that George Clooney seems phony.

At least Julia Roberts is just open about being a bitch.

Mother Theresa. She was phony as hell.

Reese Witherspoon

I am so enjoying this list so much!

It's just hilarious some people can't be honest about who they really are.

Russell Brand

Tucker Carlson

Not sure about Joe Rogan, but he used to be a Bernie Bro and now he's a rightwinger? How do you do that?

R80, why phony?

R72 Oh? Any stories?

Brad Pitt

R84: not R80 but surely you must be aware of some of Mother Theresa’s behavior. If not, Google will educate you.

She glorified suffering rather than alleviating it.

Well, r87 Lola Heatherton liked her…

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R88 Oh, mommy Teresa! You're so special, its scary!

Chappell Roan. As R23 said, she hates fame and attention so much that she goes to every red carpet event, every talk show, and every award show wearing the most garish outfits she can put together.

Joe and Mika.

Paulina Porizkova used to go around saying how much she hated modeling while she raked in millions in cosmetic endorsements. Can’t stand her.

R70 that may be the case in the US but not in Canada where much of his philanthropic work is done.

R87, that doesn't make her a phony that means she had a fucked up theology. She very much believed in what she did and how she acted, which is you know, the opposite of phony.

Mother Theresa was shady: "...reports of shockingly poor medical conditions at facilities run by her Missionaries of Charity and allegations that funds sent from abroad were funneled to the Vatican rather than those she professed to serve."

This from a paywalled FT article, "The Dark Side of Mother Theresa" - but you can see part of it (linked).

She was a bitch.

* oops, not FT but FP (Foreign Policy)

R96 = Christopher Hitchens

r91 Chappel refused to support Kamala claiming both sides-ism.

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Gwen Stefani. She dropped her eccentric, weird girl persona as soon as she married Blake Shelton and became a boring, Conservative country girl instead.