Enormous Mexican boy is excellent diver

And here I was, all excited that what was "enormous" was in his Speedo.

Shamu.

Is the excellence in the room with us right now, OP?

Here you go R1 - Jules Bouyer:

This is how enormous I imagine Janbot to be.

More for R2 - Stefano Belotti:

(enormous)

R1 I meant.

Skill? Shamu did these kinda tricks for years.

Well, good for this big gay boy.

But let's be honest - he's not doing all that much on the diving board. It looks like he's learned about three dives, and he can't quite seem to master even those. People are paying attention to him not because he's all that good, but because they like to watch a morbidly obese guy flop around in the pool.

I wonder why he doesn't try and lose weight. Then he might end up being an actual contender.

He is good. But if he lost all the extra weight he could be world class and compete at an Olympic level, as R9 says

"Excellent"...considering.

It calls to mind Dr. Samuel Johnson's on women clergy:

[quote]Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all

Better keep that IED charged up .....

I am going to audition for the new Ester Williams biopic! I am so excited! Maybe I can hire him as my coach !!

Each time he pool-dives somewhere in this country, the Caspian Sea on the other side of the world floods its shores.

Can he do a triple Lindy?

Great talent. But how do they replenish the pool for other competitors after he dives?

It's just a fat piggy wetback

Dtrump going to deport him anyway